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And another theory that goes along with evolution is that all the platelets (continents) had to have been, at some time, together and now they have slowly drifted apart. Um, have you ever heard of a thing called dirt? Well, there's sure a lot of it under all these platelets. Infact, it goes all the way down to the bottom. Oh know! I just remembered, as you go deaper into the earth, it turns to rock! Hmm, now how could have all that rock and dirt get under those platelets if they were all together?

Giggle, HomeschoolDebate 26 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

And that rock sits atop MAGMA which allows it to move. Did we forget that Earth has a molten core or do they still teach \"hollow earth\" in fundy school?

4/1/2007 7:50:19 PM

Esjeur

And that rock sits atop MAGMA which allows it to move. Did we forget that Earth has a molten core or do they still teach \"hollow earth\" in fundy school?

4/1/2007 7:50:19 PM

anti-nonsense

Well we can certainly tell that somebody was homeschooled.

4/1/2007 8:05:51 PM

BurntBush

Jigs up. You got us.

4/1/2007 9:11:42 PM

Ambrielle

Platelets? Platelets? Homeschooling has a lot to answer for.

4/1/2007 10:29:51 PM

Captain Janeway

Home school debate? Now THAT'S comedy!

4/2/2007 12:25:31 AM

JaredM

I nominate this post for the Most Ejumacated Creationist Award.

4/2/2007 12:33:23 AM

Lee

If this person is homeschooling their own kids then they will be fit only for jobs where they ask people, \"Want fries with that?\"

4/2/2007 4:09:40 AM

JP

Go back to *snicker* homeschool, and revisit the words you used individually, before trying to put them together in a debate.

4/2/2007 7:44:32 PM

Lana

no. platelets are something else. and even if you had used the right word your argument would make no sense. I can't even tell if where your fallacy lies, because this isn't coherent enough to get an actual argument out of.

4/24/2008 12:19:21 AM

JESUS PLEASE COME SOON!

"Homeschool debate" ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Priceless.

7/8/2008 5:04:31 AM

Tallyho

Some of these old quotes never got the attention they deserved!

Than again maybe poes were more rife back then!

It is very hard to tell.

11/3/2009 6:17:10 AM

Moondog

You fail geology AND biology.

11/3/2009 6:19:59 AM

Dr. Shrinker

So Giggle, who's side are you on in this "debate?"

11/3/2009 7:26:12 AM

FuriousFran

what

6/24/2012 12:44:51 PM

The Duelist

Holy shit. Homeschooling really isn't the way to go, is it?

6/24/2012 6:27:38 PM



And its turtles all the way down.

12/4/2012 6:18:56 AM

Swede

What does Geology have to do with Biology? Sure, they both end with -ology, but they are rather different scientifc fields.

Plates, dearie, not platelets. Really, really big ones, not tiny ones.

I'd guess that most dirt stay on top when the plates come together in the other end. Part of the dirt is grounded rock, stupid.

12/4/2012 7:19:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Geology isn't your forte' is it?

Idiot.

2/5/2013 6:36:53 AM

rubber chicken

You can't fool me, young man, it's dirt all the way down

2/5/2013 7:40:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

"And another theory that goes along with evolution is that all the platelets (continents) had to have been, at some time, together and now they have slowly drifted apart. Um, have you ever heard of a thing called dirt? Well, there's sure a lot of it under all these platelets. Infact, it goes all the way down to the bottom. Oh know! I just remembered, as you go deaper into the earth, it turns to rock! Hmm, now how could have all that rock and dirt get under those platelets if they were all together?"



@Quantum Mechanic

"Geology isn't your forte' is it?"

...but it is my Ranpha:



And what Ms. Franboise is doing here represents what all normal, decent, sane parents think of the absolute FAIL that 'Hoemskuling' represents.

2/5/2013 9:10:27 AM

Blarghonius

"HomeschoolDebate" sounds like either a porno (Which is disgusting) or the most pathetic use of brainpower imaginable. Either way, I don't want anything to do with it.

2/5/2013 5:33:24 PM





"I shall call you platelet"

"Yeah except that's a lymphocyte"

2/5/2013 5:49:15 PM

JW

Homeschool debate: The dad who can beat up all the other dads gets to decide the facts.

2/6/2013 6:55:28 AM

Fräulein

This is why no one should have homeschooling.

5/20/2013 2:52:40 PM
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