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Now [i][if evolution was true] [/i]shouldn't the carp be closest to the turtle, since the turtle is an amphibian? But it isn't, in fact, it is barely similar at all to the turtle.

Menel-sere, HomeschoolDebate 13 Comments [5/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Redhunter

I can't begin to tell you how many things are wrong with that first sentence.

6/8/2006 9:02:34 AM

CT

The stupid... it burns!

6/8/2006 10:24:47 AM

David D.G.

As was mentioned in the movie Over the Hedge, a turtle is not an amphibian, but a reptile. It's a common mistake.

That's pretty sad, when a cartoon movie about animals stealing food in the suburbs holds more scientific information than a post on the Internet.


~David D.G.

6/8/2006 2:29:07 PM

CousinTed

Zuh?

6/8/2006 8:23:14 PM

Crosis

Fetch me the learnin' stick.

6/9/2006 2:28:00 AM

BonzaiRob

Turtles are to amphibians as you are to intelligence...

3/22/2007 9:32:42 PM

anti-nonsense

A turtle is a reptile.

Anyway,they are related(distantly) to fishes, you just have to look at their DNA. You can't always prove how closely two species are related by morphology, sometimes you have to look at the DNA.

3/22/2007 9:36:10 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Turtles are not amphibians.

Menel-sere is a vegetable.
A rutabaga perhaps.

6/13/2011 9:49:34 AM

creativerealms

Turtles are not amphibians. Even for homeschool this is a failure.

12/18/2015 2:16:53 PM

Some Guy Passing Through.

Okay, I am impressed. I've seen wrong before. I have seen all of the wrong before. I've seen not even wrong before.

I thought that not even wrong was rock bottom. You sir have proved me wrong. You saw that rock bottom and said "You know what? I can get past that."

So you took dynamite and a jackhammer and spent a solid week blasting past not even wrong. And now here we are.

12/18/2015 3:58:13 PM

Anon-e-moose

Meanwhile, Coelacanths. Mudskippers. Oh, and it's a Tortoise! [/Fluttershy]

NEXT!

12/18/2015 4:33:57 PM

Kuno

What the actual fuck is Menel-sere trying to say...?

12/21/2015 2:50:53 AM

Swede

Come again? Was that meant to make any sense, whatsoever?

12/21/2015 3:02:13 AM
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