This is harsh but the mind of an atheist is like a night club. They don't want you to see them intoxicating themselves, sitting with another woman that's not their wife, acting like heathens. You turn the light on and they scatter like roaches.
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I read far more about the philandering of so-called Christian leaders than of atheists. I agree that it's an immoral activity, but don't for a second assume that Christians (or people of any other faith) are all being good little girls and boys; if anything, they seem to be the biggest hypocrites of all.
Oh, and the whole nightclubs/roaches thing? That's the worst mixed metaphor I've seen in quite some time.
~David D.G.
Humble Christian my pagan ass! What's humble about pretending to know other people's minds? Isn't that a power only your deity has? Arrogating divine powers to ourselves now, are we?
To borrow from another thread:
"Into the fire with you!"
“This is harsh”
Meh. this is you flexing your bigotry and biases. Kinda pathetic, really.
“but the mind of an atheist is like a night club.”
Hmm. Thet only time i’ve been in night clubs was as the duty driver, picking up sailors.
“They don't want you to see them intoxicating themselves,”
I had champagne at my wedding, nothing since.
"sitting with another woman that's not their wife,”
I’ve been loyal to my wife for about 40 years right now.
“acting like heathens”
Atheists acting like heathens. THAT’s a powerful insult.
“You turn the light on and they scatter like roaches.”
Dude, my experience is that atheists will stand and make eye contact, DARE you to continue to rattle your bullshit at them.
This is a marsh but the hind of an atheist is like blush night. They don't want you to see the meth elves in toxic matings, sitting with a woman that's not their other wife, acting like Anne. You turn on the rights and they clatter like the coaches.
“This is harsh but the mind of an atheist is like a night club.”
I prefer to think it’s like my laptop. Twenty windows open and i can’t find which one is playing the music.
“They don't want you to see them intoxicating themselves,”
Hardest drug i do is chocolate.
“sitting with another woman that's not their wife,”
Married since 1987, never cheated on her once.
“acting like heathens.”
Don’t heathens worship nature gods? Do you know what atheist ‘means?’
“You turn the light on and they scatter like roaches.”
Um, no. No, we don’t. How would i scatter from my own mind?
You suck at analogies like a dog speakng Republican.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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