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Islam is the first monotheistic religion. It is the religion of all the prophets from Adam to Muhammad(PBUH*). Islam is the religion that God chose and perfected for mankind. It is not a man made religion like Christianity and Judaism.

wolfmuslim, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [11/1/2007 6:52:19 AM]
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KillWhitey

Oh, I bet you say that to all the heathens.

11/1/2007 6:57:50 AM

TB Tabby

Where have I heard that before?

11/1/2007 7:02:10 AM

David B.

"all the prophets from Adam to Muhammad"

Wait, you mean the Adam of Judaism and Christianity? I thought we were supposed to have just made him up?

It doesn't matter what the religion, the more fundementalist your are, the less you actually know about it.

11/1/2007 7:03:17 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Flying Spaghetti Monster(BHNA*) gave us Bolognese, which is far superior to Islam.

Otherwise, monotheism = monomania.

11/1/2007 7:09:11 AM

Patches

Psst. Christianity and Islam are just sequels to Judaism. The sequel is never as good as the original. And the original is still a work of fiction.

11/1/2007 8:03:11 AM

The Last Conformist

Wait, you mean the Adam of Judaism and Christianity? I thought we were supposed to have just made him up?

According to standard Muslim theology, Adam was a true prophet, but the Jews have garbled the transmission of his teachings. Incidentally, they take the same position wrt Jesus and Christians.

11/1/2007 8:51:44 AM

Garfield

In the words of the great Bob Marley:

If you know your history,
Then you would know where you coming from,
Then you wouldnt have to ask me,
Who the eck do I think I am.

11/1/2007 8:53:01 AM

anti-nonsense

You fail at history.

11/1/2007 8:57:58 AM

Mudflappus

I notice that most everyone is doing a pretty good job of ignoring this putz.

11/1/2007 9:10:04 AM

Mister Spak

Missed Akhenaten, did you?

11/1/2007 9:22:17 AM



Year 662 AD, that is, after Christ, who was born YEARS after Judaism was formed and Islam was formed MIXING BOTH "MAN-MADE" RELIGIONS. I don't know what revisionims is more stupid, Christian, secular or Islamic.

11/1/2007 9:30:21 AM

Ankenaton

"Islam is the first monotheistic religion."

Ra was around millennia before Abraham, let alone Mohammad. You fail, slave.

11/1/2007 9:38:47 AM

Osiris

Sorry dude. Islam was founded six hundred years after Christianity.

11/1/2007 10:20:27 AM

David B.

@The Last Conformist:

Correct, they do. Perhaps I'm being to harsh on little wolfie, but I got the impression that he thought (unlike islam) judaism and christianity were just make believe.

11/1/2007 10:22:07 AM

Old Viking

But they all have the same "trade your brain in" requirement.

11/1/2007 10:38:09 AM

Not_You

That whole thread is a minefield of stupidity...

Oh, wait, its Yahoo Answers!

11/1/2007 10:46:38 AM

Sandman

LOL A Muslim spin on the old IFB "Jesus made the Baptist church, all others are Satanic" ploy. But now they are claiming Muslim is the original faith of Adam?

Wonder how they explain the whole, "Islam is only 1400 years old" thing, then.

11/1/2007 11:03:40 AM

apYrs

my god's better than your god

11/1/2007 11:05:01 AM



Adam was never a prophet, and never meant to be. Moreover, he was the first man, according to that man-made religion, called judaism. If, according to your profile, you intend to educate people in Islam, Ehud Olmert and the far right will never have words to thank you.

11/1/2007 11:16:59 AM

Doctor Whom

Judaism was True Religion 1.0, and the Jews corrupted it. Christianity was True Religion 2.0, and the Christians corrupted it. Islam is True Religion 3.0, and this time, Allah is finally going to get off of his divine butt and keep his believers from corrupting it. Yeah, sure, I believe that.

11/1/2007 11:20:03 AM

Mister Spak

Sandman:

Muslims believe islam is the One True Religion, therefore it has always existed.
Adam, Moses and Jesus were all prophets of islam. Unfortunately their followers fucked up allah's message and invented Judeaism and Christianity so we got Mohammed to set us straight.

11/1/2007 11:26:53 AM

Current

Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. Please try again later.

11/1/2007 11:48:31 AM

Xotan

Amd Muhammad is believed by Muslims to be the last, definitive, final and best prophet.

Now I wonder what does Pat Robertson, Tim la Haye, Billie Graham, Ted Haggard, Phred Phelps etc think of that. Not to mention some vairous Ayatollahs. They all say they are only preaching the word of god/allah, but really they are on their personal power trips, telling everyone else what to do and trying to infiltrate the political world with their version of Gawdliness/allah-liless.

11/1/2007 12:30:15 PM

Mike

BWHAHAHAHAHAH! Most ignorant of own religion award.

11/1/2007 1:27:02 PM

D Laurier

Akenaten would like to dissagree with you.

Yes about 3300 years ago an Egyptian pharaoh invented monotheism, And nothing has been right since.

Judaism is derived from a fusion of Atenist teachings and Hyksos/Apweru mythology.
Christianity is an attempt to civilize judaism.
And Islam is an atempt to correct the mistakes of Christianity.

Go learn some history.

11/1/2007 2:23:06 PM
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