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All the qualities of "lesbianism" are in you. You think that by denying God you will continue to live a lesbian life, free of God punishment and sins? No!! Endeavor to know God. God is your Father who gave you a soul, you were a direct creation of God, and before He sent you to earth he said "I love you, come back after the trial" But no you wish to go with Satan your teacher, you are even dress to assist his school, let it be done as you wish.

piesquare7777, YouTube.com 18 Comments [11/1/2007 8:37:24 PM]
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Rhys

Who would you follow? The parent that gave you up for adoption as soon as you were born and no longer gives a fuck about you? Or the one that raised you, fed you, clothed you and taught you all about the world, the good and the bad, and let you make your own decisions in life?

11/1/2007 8:50:15 PM

Papabear

God, Satan and sin are fictions. My father was a man, just a man.

As God is imaginary, he certainly didn't say that, or anything else, to me or anyone else.

I have had many teachers, but your imaginary Satan could not have been one of them.

11/1/2007 9:00:48 PM

Old Viking

He loves you, but if you don't kiss his butt frequently enough and ardently enough he'll torture you forever.

11/1/2007 11:21:21 PM

agentCDE

God is my Father? I'm calling CPS on that oppressive, insane, sadistic fucker, then.

11/2/2007 1:50:49 AM

apYrs

A novelty: a fundie bashing lesbians for a change.

11/2/2007 2:38:05 AM

Laurel

Like abortion, lesbianism is not even mentioned in the Bible. There's no verse about not lying with another woman as you would a man. Conclusions: gawd, like many other straight guys, wants to watch; and piesquare was told he couldn't watch.

11/2/2007 2:50:51 AM



Listen, if he said something like "love you, come back after this trial", this is not love. It's actually HOW YOU SEE GOD, which happens to be a blueprint of you, not what God might be(let alone according to the Gospel). Second, believe it or not, that the Bible doesn't explicitly condenm lesbianism is a proof that homosexuality, the way we understand it today, was never really dealt with. They only refer to male homosexuality because they thought that it was just a temporary measure they took to get pleasure in the absence of women. Of course, bear in mind that it was a group of people who didn't have any idea of what an egg and a spermatozoid is(and therefore, that's why they frowned up, initially, at celibacy)

11/2/2007 3:35:44 AM

haywood jablomy

I liked it better when the fundies ignored lesbians.

11/2/2007 4:33:04 AM

The Watcher

Cite please, and don't use the Bible.

11/2/2007 5:25:14 AM

Mister Spak

First prove sin exists, then we'll talk.

11/2/2007 6:36:03 AM

Nekhbet

Just as an aside PiSquare your reply didn't have much to do with the original post. Or perhaps it's the old Anyone Who Disagrees With Me is Queer ploy?

11/2/2007 9:21:57 AM

GigaGuess

@Old Viking

Don't forget living in misery for completely arbitrary reasons! That's the best part!

11/2/2007 10:29:03 AM

ProfeTa7

LOL WUT?

11/2/2007 11:05:31 AM

tracer

I made up a myth yesterday where you were sneezed into existence by a giant mutant star goat. That giant mutant star goat wants you to go to star goat heaven when you die, but you won't if you don't eat grass twice a week. How dare you throw away your creator's precious gift by refusing to eat grass, you ungrateful brat!

11/2/2007 12:11:28 PM

menopausal bitch

"you are even dress to assist his school"???

I like the "let it be done as you wish", though. Sounds all pompous and shit.

11/2/2007 4:25:59 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Who wouldn't go with Satan? He seems to be a bit more involved. The situation with God, humans, and Satan seems a little like leaving a boy to be raised by wolves and then blaming the child for not coming back as the proper British gentleman that his father was. Who could blame people for following Satan when he seems to be only one who presents himself to be followed?

Sigh, not like that matters when only one of three characters in this melodrama actually exist, but still.

9/14/2010 7:17:00 PM

Ebon

Satan is a damn sight nicer than your god.

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