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[In response to someone stating that being gay isn't a choice]

No you didn't corner me...it is not a choice- it is a spiritual attack- if you were in line with what the Bible says you would know this...you ARE NOT BORN THAT WAY!!

You can be delivered from it....and now that you feel mad with me, I'll tell you that IS the truth, it is a rebellious thing against GOD. That is why Homosexuals have the RAINBOW flag...why else why in the world would they take the PROMISE God gave us and WAVE in His face?? Rebellion.
At the time you felt homosexual, you were torn that it was wrong...maybe?? You thought what would people think?? Well what does God think, and what He says that is what matters!
You can be delivered from it...I promise.

Elaine J, Yahoo Answers 31 Comments [11/1/2007 8:02:23 PM]
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Osiris

You know what else the rainbow can represent and what it is more accepted as? Diversity. Learn to deal with it.

11/1/2007 8:08:44 PM

AnonymousAsshole

"Well what does God think"

How, exactly, would you determine God's thoughts?

Heretical blasphemer!

Since a rainbow is the result of refracted light on water, using it as a symbol offends no-one, except, of course, for fucktarded morons like you.

Do you actually believe that the laws of physics changed after your purported "flood", that there were no rainbows before Noah?

That much stupid in one person is dangerous.

11/1/2007 8:11:31 PM

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11/1/2007 8:15:29 PM

Orca

I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to do, but I'm pretty sure it's not working.

11/1/2007 8:18:24 PM

Rhys

If gay is bad, then why would god let it happen?

"Oh that Clara. I love the gays. Calling hair gel 'product'? That's just fancy, that's what that is." - God in the Drawn Together episode "Gay Bash"

11/1/2007 8:21:58 PM

Seamus D

Elaine, honey, it's okay to be yourself. Just let go and get yourself the girlfriend you've always wanted.

11/1/2007 8:35:46 PM


Papabear

Rainbows are a natural occurance, they do not belong to Christians.

11/1/2007 9:02:09 PM

Jake Steel

let me guess being "delivered" from it means public stoning.

11/1/2007 9:33:12 PM

Viva

It's not healthy to live in fear and self loathing Elaine.

Just let your mind go where it always wanted to.

11/1/2007 10:02:31 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Just because religious anomalies like yourself are indoctrinated to be that way, does not mean homosexuality is propagated the same way.


11/1/2007 10:13:23 PM

Old Viking

Start following all the other Levitican laws. Why be so picky?

11/1/2007 11:24:20 PM

apYrs

when I realised I was different from the other boys at school (i.e. their interest turned to girls) I hid it so I wouldn't have shit beaten out of me by the homophobic bullies, not because I was ashamed or felt cursed.

11/2/2007 2:36:33 AM



Nobody cares that part of the Bibles where the primitive aboriginals of Canaan explained that unusual(for them)phenomenon. Actually, go to the webpage of any LGTB group and they will explain to you why they adopted it. Second, if they weren't born that way and were an attack as you say, why would everybody hide its condition or try to date people from the other sex to "cover up"?. If it were a choice, the reasons why they choose to do so should be crystaline clear, moreover, they should feel attraction to the other sex once those conditions disappear. Again, can you just explain that?

11/2/2007 3:27:06 AM

The Watcher

No, you cannot be "delivered" from homosexuality. Sorry.

11/2/2007 5:29:12 AM

Doctor Whom

You can be delivered from being a blinders-wearing fundy. I promise.

(I was. Shout glory!)

11/2/2007 6:02:18 AM

menopausal bitch

Other than your *moral outrage*, tell me again how anyone being gay impacts your life in any way? I'll wait...
You fundie/xtians believe that god's return is imminent, so fine. Let god deal with this issue when he appears, if it's so important to him.
In the meantime, police the state of your own soul and leave other people to do the same.

11/2/2007 6:50:33 AM

GigaGuess

Is it just me or is the whole "choice" thing sounding like an excuse to ill us.

"We gave them a chance to change their wicked ways, but they turned down are kind attempts...okay we browbeat them regularly, and a few of us beat them up...but it was out of love, really!"

11/2/2007 7:57:16 AM

Xotan

You can be delivered from it....and now that you feel mad with me, I'll tell you that IS the truth, it is a rebellious thing against GOD.

Just how do know this? Who has been pouring this unreason into your all-too-receptive and unthinking little mind? And where did they get their information from?

That is why Homosexuals have the RAINBOW flag...why else why in the world would they take the PROMISE God gave us and WAVE in His face?? Rebellion.

God, if god exists, made no promise to me. And in allowing creatures like you to crawl over the face of the planet I wouldn't trust any promise he might care to make. He would be unreliable.



At the time you felt homosexual, you were torn that it was wrong...maybe??

Stop trying to put thoughts into my mind. I'm most likely far older and wiser than you. I have never been torn except by the desire to shake idiotic creatures like you until your teeth fall out and some sense enters your nub skulls; perhaps even to the point where you start to think for yourselves instead of lapping up the Bible shit from the shoes of one of your ayatollahs.

You thought what would people think?? Well what does God think, and what He says that is what matters!

Where? When. Don't mention the mythological Bible. Hesiod and Ancient Greek cosmogony are just as reliable.

You can be delivered from it...I promise."

The only time i was, and ever want to be delivered is a birth.

If it is a case of being possessed by demons, they you are the victim. You preacher/ayatollah obsesses your mind and YOU need to be exorcised to drive him out.

Ignorama.

11/2/2007 9:22:49 AM

Xotan

@ Menopausal Bitch

"In the meantime, police the state of your own soul and leave other people to do the same. "

An important point. Their souls are police states already. The pity is that they are trying to extend the territory into your soul and mine as well.

11/2/2007 9:27:18 AM

tracer

And all this time, I thought the Gay Rights movement chose the Rainbow for its logo because rainbows are foppish....

11/2/2007 12:07:41 PM

Australopithecus

1. There is no god.
2. People and other sexual animals are born that way.
3. Deal with it.

11/2/2007 12:08:51 PM

Chi

Can I be delivered from you instead?

12/14/2007 6:30:09 AM

GigaGuess

@Chi

A...freakin'...men.

God give me the strength to deal with your fan club.

12/14/2007 10:32:16 AM

aqualung

Hogwash. You can't choose to be gay any more than you can choose to be straight. And yes it is possible to know at an early age. I've been attracted to males since I was about 3 (!!) and have never once been attracted to women. Sure I appreciate beautiful women but don't find them sexually appealing. And I am female btw. What say you to that??

12/14/2007 10:41:57 AM
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