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We ministered to a lovely Christian lady who, several years earlier, had surgery on one breast because of cancer. The spirit that was associated with the cancer was still present. We cast him out. Then, we challenged the demon of breast cancer in the other breast. He was there and we forced him out also. She was having no problems with the remaining breast, however, the infirmity spirit was there, apparently waiting to afflict it with cancer also.

Very happily, her husband assisted in the DELIVERANCE session. Praise the Lord for husbands who will minister DELIVERANCE to their wives and family.

When performing DELIVERANCE from breast cancer demons, be certain to cast spirits out of both breasts and speak healing to each of them."

Anonymous, Demonbuster 57 Comments [11/1/2007 11:57:00 PM]
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#325171
Rhys

So the proof that you had cast the "demon" out of both breasts was that no cancer happened in the second one? I truly hope you didn't put the poor woman thru too much shit to satisfy your own deranged beliefs.

11/2/2007 12:03:20 AM
#325181
cyborgtroy

It's like in the Pokemon games...

You have to capitalize random words like POKEMON and DELIVERANCE for Nothing Knows what reason.

11/2/2007 12:17:18 AM
#325182
dpareja

Is anyone else just reading way too much into this?

11/2/2007 12:23:00 AM
#325184
onions

i lol'd so hard

11/2/2007 12:23:22 AM
#325190
Bum

Well, good to know that her husband was helping to exorcise her breasts. I'd hate to think he was letting another man have that honor.

11/2/2007 12:29:20 AM
#325196
EmFinn

My girlfriend is quite tolerant, but openly states that my occasionally talking to her breasts (nice ones btw) is more than just a little strange. I must check with her how giving orders to them, or to the things living in them, would be classed.

11/2/2007 12:37:15 AM
#325197
Brian X

Uh... out, fart demons!

See, my chair is no longer farting. So therefore I have cast out the fart demons.

11/2/2007 12:38:22 AM
#325198
anti-nonsense

These people are nuttier then walnuts.

11/2/2007 12:39:09 AM
#325205
Osiris

That's wonderful only DEMONS DON'T EXIST! Cancer is caused by a mutation of regular cell function.

11/2/2007 12:53:44 AM
#325206
Zardoz

Somehow all this sounds better with 'Dueling Banjos' playing in the background.

Must be the capitalization of 'DELIVERANCE'.

11/2/2007 12:54:34 AM
#325207
Brian X

Come OUT! (of her shirt)

11/2/2007 12:54:55 AM
#325213
J

I'd love to be a TITS demon.

11/2/2007 1:07:47 AM
#325217
Prager

It's unfortunate that these people can't cast out their own demon of superstition.

11/2/2007 1:29:58 AM
#325220
apYrs

I especially liked the anti-perspirant demon.

11/2/2007 1:42:49 AM
#325234
Martin

I love how THEY only do the exorcism AFTER the SURGERY, let's see them TRY only the exorcism WITHOUT the SURGERY beforehand.

11/2/2007 2:24:52 AM
#325246
inmate22841

I have a fungal toe nail infection. What kind of demon caused this?

11/2/2007 2:49:46 AM
#325250
Laurel

So confident was she in the good work we had done that she stopped getting screened. The cancer returned, and now she's dead. Hallelujah!

If it were only stupidity, I'd laugh. But this is dangerous stupidity.

11/2/2007 2:56:26 AM
#325258
Mr Smith

Does it work on prostate cancer and testicular cancer too? Or does it only work on women with a nice rack?

11/2/2007 3:31:43 AM
#325262
Dr Tim

Can colorectal cancer be far behind?

11/2/2007 3:39:24 AM
#325271


Could it be that the other breast was perfectly healthy?. Because, you know, the abnormal division of cells can occur or not.

11/2/2007 3:49:29 AM
#325294
Xotan

Are you licensed to practice medicine?

You are charletans if you are not licensed! Moreover, this is irresponsible, taking avantage of the gullibility of those in distress.

For shame!

11/2/2007 4:36:57 AM
#325320
Mister Spak

It's time to cast out the spirit of stupidity that's afflicting your brain.

11/2/2007 5:18:18 AM
#325325
The Watcher

You gave her DELIVERANCE?

Does that mean you raped her in the ass?

11/2/2007 5:22:46 AM
#325332
HeathenAngel

Xotan,
"You are charletans if you are not licensed!"

They would be charlatans even if they weren't licensed.. in this case anyway.

"Moreover, this is irresponsible, taking avantage of the gullibility of those in distress."

It's more than irresponsible, it's reprehensible and disgusting. These idiots, and those like them should be locked up and not allowed around other humans, especially those who are easy to dupe because they are suffering from a disease or condition that causes them to be more susceptible.

11/2/2007 5:37:05 AM
#325350
EMR

Who needs all those rituals and shit when you can just suck the demons out?

11/2/2007 6:18:31 AM
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