We ministered to a lovely Christian lady who, several years earlier, had surgery on one breast because of cancer. The spirit that was associated with the cancer was still present. We cast him out. Then, we challenged the demon of breast cancer in the other breast. He was there and we forced him out also. She was having no problems with the remaining breast, however, the infirmity spirit was there, apparently waiting to afflict it with cancer also.
Very happily, her husband assisted in the DELIVERANCE session. Praise the Lord for husbands who will minister DELIVERANCE to their wives and family.
When performing DELIVERANCE from breast cancer demons, be certain to cast spirits out of both breasts and speak healing to each of them."
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My girlfriend is quite tolerant, but openly states that my occasionally talking to her breasts (nice ones btw) is more than just a little strange. I must check with her how giving orders to them, or to the things living in them, would be classed.
So confident was she in the good work we had done that she stopped getting screened. The cancer returned, and now she's dead. Hallelujah!
If it were only stupidity, I'd laugh. But this is dangerous stupidity.
Are you licensed to practice medicine?
You are charletans if you are not licensed! Moreover, this is irresponsible, taking avantage of the gullibility of those in distress.
For shame!
Xotan,
They would be charlatans even if they weren't licensed.. in this case anyway.
"Moreover, this is irresponsible, taking avantage of the gullibility of those in distress."
It's more than irresponsible, it's reprehensible and disgusting. These idiots, and those like them should be locked up and not allowed around other humans, especially those who are easy to dupe because they are suffering from a disease or condition that causes them to be more susceptible.
inmate22841 , sorry to hear about the toenail fungal demon. The exorcism process involves nothing more than the glorious radiance of RA, as well as a steady supply of fresh air...over a period of time. No instant miracles, sorry.
They have clearly stumbled upon deeper knowledge than they realise. We all know there are no demons - what they are doing isn't exorcism, it's auditing. They're removing Body Thetans. Get the Co$ lawyers onto them, they're using LRH tech without proper training!
@Marcus:
A winnrar is you!
Congratulations, you've just practiced witchcraft.
"We ministered to a lovely Christian lady who, several years earlier, had surgery on one breast because of cancer . The spirit that was associated with the cancer was still present. We cast him out. Then, we challenged the demon of breast cancer in the other breast . He was there and we forced him out also. She was having no problems with the remaining breast
Did anyone else read this and think this woman had three breasts?
Now Mr Johnston I must squeeze the demons out of your wife's breasts while placing my face in front of them chanting our special prayer, 'ooooh mammy mammy mammy oooh mammy mammy oooh'.
I feel bad trying to make jokes about a breast cancer sufferer but dammit you read the quote, this is entrapment. I had to make at least one. Now I know how all those ex gays feel when they see Brad Pitt on television.
So, people still believe that demons cause cancer and other diseases. What year is this again?
Guess I better cast the diabetes demon out of my pancreas....
Breast cancer demons?! Seriously?!
I feel less and less safe in this world, for some strange reason...
Y'know, after reading this I would be utterly shocked to find out these people aren't wearing loin cloths in the bush, sharpening spears with their teeth, and dancing for the rain to come... because that was about as advanced.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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