I heard somewhere that they have broken the atom down to a unit of sound and thought of how appropos that was since God Almighty spoke creation into existence.
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There is no unit of sound dumbass. Decibels is a scale that can represent any physical quantity, and Hertz is a measure of frequency, which is something associated with all waves.
As for 'breaking the atom down to a unit of sound', it makes no sense. What the hell are you on about? De Broglie wavelength? Thermal vibration?
Poe's law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
In other words, a parody can very easily mistaken for the real thing if the author doesn't put some sort of signal.
Back to BT: I've heard the theory of all matter being no more than light waves vibrating at a certain wavelength. But sound? FAIL.
God Almighty spoke creation into existence
The Bible doesn't say "God Almighty spoke creation into existence". Genesis says "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." John says "In the beginning was the Word". How do you conclude that God spoke the word and then creation happened? That contradicts Genesis. The Bible is inconsistent.
All sound is created by something (and on the base level, the atoms of a thing) vibrating, and is perceived by bits of your ear vibrating.
Now, how it gets from the thing that created it to your ear is by atoms in the air vibrating. Those atoms propagate the sound, they are not the sound itself.
Try thinking about what you hear in future.
@NonProphet : Once, between university classes, a guy tried to shove his way into the bathroom stall I was in. I decked him. He fell back against the wall, sat there and stared at me for a second. And then he screeched:
"THEY'RE IN MY TEETH! THEY'RE IN MY TEEEEEETH!"
He sprang to his feet and charged out of the restroom, wailing "THEY'RE IN MY TEETH! GOD THEY'RE IN MY TEETH!" the whole while.
No, wait I've heard that!
It was apparently just off of D Flat. Rumoured to be near the brown note.
"Unit of sound" Fuck right off BT
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