Anonymous #fundie nextcrusade.com

[Under links to super soakers and olive oil on Amazon]

Take the Kingdom of God by Force..

Anointing by oil is very powerful and appears as Fire in the spirit realm. If you are looking to see what God can do.. get into action, and anoint your home, neighborhood and schools. Ask the Lord to bless the oil, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost. Then head down to some porno centers and spray them down, while asking God to curse the foul stem of its power in the name of Jesus. Praise God..

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