Jason #fundie fstdt.com

[So, you're in favour of a Church State, are you?

Which Church?]

*The* Church. There is only one. All others are blasphemy.

[But there ARE many different churches in America, even if you think most of them are blasphemous. Which church should be invlolved in the government?]

No, there aren't. There is one church, and many imitators.

[Well, tell us which one it is, then. Lands sakes, man, there's 30,000 to choose from, and that's just restricting it to Christianity. I wouldn't want to join the wrong one by mistake. G'wan, tell us. Is it a secret? Are you the only one in it?]

The true faith is self-evident.

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