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Here are my theory's on Homosexuality.

Its just a Fetish. It's a kinky sexual perversion that people convince themselves to be born with.

IdonedidDAT, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Steve

Here are my theory's [sic] on people who can't punctuate and spell properly: (note the colon)

They are sick perverts who get a crazy sexual kick out of the naughty, misplaced apostrophe. They convince themselves they are dyslexic, just to cover up their sick fetish (note the lower-case f).

For God's sake, man. Get over yourself.

2/7/2007 2:50:06 PM

Doctor Whom

They convince themselves to be born with it? Yes, and Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

2/7/2007 2:53:35 PM

JP

It's like the peole who convince themselves to be born Asian.

2/7/2007 3:22:07 PM

Blue Lithium

Its just a Fetish. It's a kinky sexual perversion that people convince themselves to be born with.

And even if it was, this validates your discrimination how?
Even if it was a fetish, it's a case of \"So what?\"

2/7/2007 4:37:22 PM

TheUnholyMint

\"people convince themselves to be born with\"

I can't quite picture a foetus contemplating the pros and cons of the homosexual lifestyle.

3/14/2007 12:28:39 PM

NonProphet

Hey, Anonymous! You have an error there. It should read:
\"bigots die and go to hell\"

Thanks for playing, though.

As for the OP, how can one choose to be born with any trait? Do you even think before you type?

3/28/2007 8:16:46 PM

BurntBush

I wish I could have convinced my self to be born rich before I was born.

3/28/2007 9:26:37 PM

anti-nonsense

WRONG.

3/28/2007 9:30:26 PM

BrotherofZeus

Ah yes, I do remember those cheerful debates in the zygote about whether or not to be straight or homosexual, right after I decided whether I was going to be right or left handed (or ambidexterous). Good times. Good times.

8/30/2009 7:48:57 PM

EvoPagan

Thanks for playing. Buh-bye, now.

8/31/2009 3:29:22 AM

Kevin

Wish I could have convinced myself to be born with some better physical assets.

3/2/2010 12:41:12 AM

Anon-e-moose

Here's the known facts about the Religious Right, Repubicans & Neocons.

They're closeted & sexually repressed homos that are just jealous that those gays who are out & proud are getting some and they're not. They simply act straight because they're actually in denial.

Ted Faggard. Just sayin'.

3/2/2010 9:58:40 AM

God

Same is being a hermaphrodite then.

3/3/2010 6:27:38 AM

LordMu

Technically, everything sexual is a fetish.
I wish I could convince myself that I was born with superpowers.

9/18/2011 2:20:53 PM



Because people are willing to be tormented by society, even executed in some societies for a 'fetish' that they choose to have?

5/18/2012 8:38:32 PM



Yes, because it's so kinky to be hated by a large part of society, to be beaten up, tied to a fence and left to die alone!

Your "theory's" suck, just like your grammar does.
Nice username!

5/18/2012 10:14:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

diaf

5/18/2012 10:19:01 PM

Filin De Blanc

I assume by "people convinced themselves to be born with" he means that people convinced themselves that they were born with it. Or he's just nuts.

5/19/2012 3:17:41 AM

HappyGazpacho

Even if it was, so what?

12/2/2013 11:32:22 AM
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