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Here are my theory's on Homosexuality.

Its just a Fetish. It's a kinky sexual perversion that people convince themselves to be born with.

IdonedidDAT, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh


Here are my theory's [sic] on people who can't punctuate and spell properly: (note the colon)

They are sick perverts who get a crazy sexual kick out of the naughty, misplaced apostrophe. They convince themselves they are dyslexic, just to cover up their sick fetish (note the lower-case f).

For God's sake, man. Get over yourself.

2/7/2007 2:50:06 PM

Doctor Whom

They convince themselves to be born with it? Yes, and Lincoln was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.

2/7/2007 2:53:35 PM


It's like the peole who convince themselves to be born Asian.

2/7/2007 3:22:07 PM

Blue Lithium

Its just a Fetish. It's a kinky sexual perversion that people convince themselves to be born with.

And even if it was, this validates your discrimination how?
Even if it was a fetish, it's a case of \"So what?\"

2/7/2007 4:37:22 PM


\"people convince themselves to be born with\"

I can't quite picture a foetus contemplating the pros and cons of the homosexual lifestyle.

3/14/2007 12:28:39 PM


Hey, Anonymous! You have an error there. It should read:
\"bigots die and go to hell\"

Thanks for playing, though.

As for the OP, how can one choose to be born with any trait? Do you even think before you type?

3/28/2007 8:16:46 PM


I wish I could have convinced my self to be born rich before I was born.

3/28/2007 9:26:37 PM



3/28/2007 9:30:26 PM


Ah yes, I do remember those cheerful debates in the zygote about whether or not to be straight or homosexual, right after I decided whether I was going to be right or left handed (or ambidexterous). Good times. Good times.

8/30/2009 7:48:57 PM


Thanks for playing. Buh-bye, now.

8/31/2009 3:29:22 AM


Wish I could have convinced myself to be born with some better physical assets.

3/2/2010 12:41:12 AM


Here's the known facts about the Religious Right, Repubicans & Neocons.

They're closeted & sexually repressed homos that are just jealous that those gays who are out & proud are getting some and they're not. They simply act straight because they're actually in denial.

Ted Faggard. Just sayin'.

3/2/2010 9:58:40 AM


Same is being a hermaphrodite then.

3/3/2010 6:27:38 AM


Technically, everything sexual is a fetish.
I wish I could convince myself that I was born with superpowers.

9/18/2011 2:20:53 PM

Because people are willing to be tormented by society, even executed in some societies for a 'fetish' that they choose to have?

5/18/2012 8:38:32 PM

Yes, because it's so kinky to be hated by a large part of society, to be beaten up, tied to a fence and left to die alone!

Your "theory's" suck, just like your grammar does.
Nice username!

5/18/2012 10:14:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic


5/18/2012 10:19:01 PM

Filin De Blanc

I assume by "people convinced themselves to be born with" he means that people convinced themselves that they were born with it. Or he's just nuts.

5/19/2012 3:17:41 AM


Even if it was, so what?

12/2/2013 11:32:22 AM

Even if homosexuality was a fetish that fetuses chose in the womb, I wouldn't care. I don't mind couples being in a Dominant/submissive relationship existing, why should I care if a couple are same-sex?

9/23/2014 10:47:18 PM


Even if it was "just a fetish". So what? It does no harm to anyone, and is therefore none of your business.

9/24/2014 2:10:52 AM


Yeah, so what? The law doesn't discriminate against people with a foot fetish, or against people with a latex fetish, or people with a fetish for big ears, etc., etc.

So why discriminate against gays?

9/24/2014 4:28:15 AM