Bisexual's are the saddest of all. At least Choose one. Lets not forget what happened to SWEDEN for being neutral.
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Hmmmm, kinda important not to get those things mixed up:
Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by the Swiss
Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by the Italians
Last time Sweden was neutral, it was under a glacier and being overrun with mammoths.
Switzerland, on the other hand, is doing incredibly well.
First, i'ts Switzerland.
Second, nothing happened to them, as far I can tell. In fact, if only some nations would learn to be peaceful like them.
PD: I'm not saying that is a utopia... every society has their problems. And I think that Switzerland got invaded a couple of times in the past...
When was Sweden neutral and what happened to them because of that?
MASSIVE GEOGRAPHY, HISTORY AND LIFE FAIL!
Contrary to many of the complaints here, Sweden actually has been traditionally neutral since the early 19th century. However, absolutely nothing bad has happened to it due to its neutrality. Although there was potential for it to go wrong during World War II, it ended up working out for them. It also went well for Switzerland, so he's not thinking of them either. Honestly, I have no idea.
Just curious... so, what in your opinion, happened to Sweden? I'm sure the Swedes want to know too, LOL.
I got it! I got it!
ABBA happened!
(Yeah, I'm bored....)
What happened to us? And in what respect are/were we neutral? War, economy, politics, sex?
And how is being bisexual neutral? Asexual is more neutral than bisexual.
We were kinda neutral in WWII, and remained fairly untouched, so that we could get back on our feet quickly after the war.
We have had a fairly high standard of living for decades and decades. It's crumbling now, though, as some people in government are busy transforming us into Little USA.
Yeah, let's not forget what happened to Sweden! Sweden has one of the lowest infant mortality rates in the world, universal healthcare, a high life expectancy, a high standard of living, and in 2008 was ranked as the most democratic country in the world. Sweden is the much more environmentally friendly than most countries, ranked seventh of the Human Development Index, and one of the top ten happiest countries in the world.
Yeah, look at all those terrible things that happened to Sweden! We couldn't want them to happen over here in Murica!!
Tenth happiest is especially good, since they're pretty far north and long winters with short days tend to bump up depression rates.
Let's see...Sweden...decided they couldn't afford to help Finland against the Soviets, and had people resigning from their army to go join in the Winter War? Received shipments of refugee Jews from mainland Europe? Didn't get invaded? Where is the capslock-level problem here?
Sweden is a non-pluralistic society. It makes social policy remarkably easier. It also means they have really fierce immigration laws. This is the most negative thing I know about Sweden.
Everybody hates on us bisexuals. Even the gay people. It's mean. But they don't kill us that much, comparatively, and we have a really large potential 'trading' base, excluding those who consider us somehow traitorous. So in that way it is kind of like being a neutral nation in the...battle of the sexes, or something...no, I pushed that metaphor a little too far. Oh well.
If I remember my Kinsey, most people are bisexual to some degree. It also doubles your chances of sex on a Saturday night.
Sweden ? Nice place, doesn't seem to have suffered any major problems from a policy of neutrality. What are you going on about?
Being bisexual doesn't equal being somehow 'neutral'. I should know, because I am bi, and I don't feel neutral towards everyone I meet. I feel attracted to people of both my own, and the opposite gender! You can't compare a person's status to a country's status -- let alone compare these two things, basing your comparison on sexual orientation! WTF are you even saying??
Well, Sweden is doing quite well.
For example, they are the home of IKEA, which is much more popular in Europe now than visiting Church ... on weekends, IKEA malls are overflowing with shoppers. Churches are empty ;-)
If Britain was as "neutral" towards Iraq as Sweden was in the War, we would have glassed the entire island.
Oh, and Bisexuals aren't sad. In fact, I hear they're very, very happy.
Confused?
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