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I rest my case --- Strong's Concordance is a tool of Satan.

And that's all I'm going to say about it.

AV1611VET, ForU.ms 24 Comments [11/11/2007 12:04:09 AM]
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ArmandT

Why? A tool that allows you to find certain passages in the Bible is evil?

Fundies can cherrypick the bible easier with it!

11/11/2007 12:15:31 AM

Michael

Yeah, wouldn't want to know what the original language of the bible actually meant. I guess King Jimmy English was good enough for Jesus, so it's good enough for you. Fuck wad

11/11/2007 12:27:53 AM

Brian X

Well, keep in mind the thought process here. Many fundies believe in the all-sufficiency of the Bible, so if you present to them that the Bible might not be completely self-evident, that's probably almost as bad a sin as claiming that it's not inerrant.

And don't forget, AV1611VET is as big an asswipe as an entire pallet of Charmin at the local Costco.

11/11/2007 1:02:25 AM



A tool of Satan that enables you to use this computer and make coherent messages, don't forget it.

11/11/2007 2:31:27 AM

Wet Walnuts

I'm starting to think this guy is a troll.

11/11/2007 3:11:00 AM

Zen

There is no Satan.

11/11/2007 3:28:10 AM

AnonymousAsshole

Yes, but the Schofield annotations are perfectly valid.
I am amazed that you have enough synapses firing to continue to breathe and type on your computer keyboard.
Dipshit.

11/11/2007 5:18:34 AM

Julian

I don't want to know what he thinks of the original Hebrew then.

11/11/2007 5:31:09 AM



well naturally he thinks it's correct only where it agrees with his KJV.

11/11/2007 7:57:57 AM

akg41470

...even the same dimwittedness as Forrest Gump. It all fits now.

11/11/2007 8:00:30 AM

John

@friend: "If the word "mixt" is spelled "mixed," it goes back on the shelf --- pronto."

Yeah, but what if "againe" and "eate" are spelt "again" and "eat"?

If AV1611VET thinks the actual English translation is inspired, he's seriously at odds with most Christians, even those who prefer the KJV.

11/11/2007 10:01:54 AM

GigaGuess

@A Friend

How many bibles does he need?! Is one seriously not enough?

11/11/2007 10:54:29 AM

Mike

Hard-on for the KJV or Paranoia for the KJV?

11/11/2007 12:22:05 PM

Osiris

How come Satan has so many tools?

11/11/2007 12:45:07 PM

Old Viking

I'm with Osiris. Satan has so many tools I don't see how God can compete with him.

11/11/2007 1:18:59 PM



avet is a troll. not a fundie.
Sheild fo faith and gottservant too.

12/16/2007 11:42:40 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Murphy's Law is also a tool of The Devil.
Works on me all the time.

12/17/2007 3:05:41 AM

HappyGazpacho

"I rest my case --- Strong's Concordance is a tool of Satan."

Care to elaborate?

"And that's all I'm going to say about it."

Oh.

6/29/2012 8:43:46 PM

nyctornado

Blind Stupid Faith. This KJV Bible worshiper makes Patrick Star look more smarter.

3/2/2013 1:01:15 PM

A. Square

Oh for fuck's sake. A book exhaustively indexing the KJV Bible, the supposed holy translation, is evil? What...?

5/10/2013 2:31:25 PM

Canadiest

Stupid is as stupid does, and that's all I have to say about that.

5/11/2013 10:50:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

Concorde was permanently grounded.

I bet God was responsible, seeing as technological advancement - certainly European - is a tool of Satan.

Keep 'em dumb, and the sheeple will keep fleecing themselves eh, fundie pastors? Baaaaaaa!

...meanwhile, the very Atheist China produces the J-20 (PROTIP: The US's F-22 Raptor). In Soviet China, God worships you.

And that's all I'm going to say about it.

5/11/2013 1:18:44 PM

nyctornado

STRAWMAN!!!!! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS PARROTING THAT LUNATIC, PETER S. RUCKMAN!!!!!!!

5/11/2013 2:30:24 PM

nyctornado

STRAWMAN!!!!! ALL YOU ARE DOING IS PARROTING THAT LUNATIC, PETER S. RUCKMAN!!!!!!!

5/11/2013 2:31:23 PM
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