gardner #fundie thewaythetruth.com

I got a problem with our children being taught by authority figures that it's okay to masterbate because they claim it's better than them fornicating. I nearly don't doubt that it's a conspiracy against our children to get them to sleep around. Prisoners and mental institution patients are forbidden to masterbate. If they're caught, they face punishment. It's that serious. Why is that? Think about it. Because it turns them into a sexual threat.

When you stimulate yourself, the endorphines in your brain are released and cause you to crave sex more and more. The more you masterbate, the more sex you want. It's like doing drugs. When you don't masterbate, the less you think about it.

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