Creationists dont need math. we have god, thats final
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Which explains Kent Hovind's tax returns being $600,000 out, if nothing else.
Perhaps someone should tell Kent that instead of him serving 10 years, they're just going to wait until God tells them to let him out, see if he agrees?
This is why creationists call themselves a majority and a persecuted minority at the same time.
Also, if they don't use math(s), they have no business throwing bogus "statistics" at everyone.
@ Scion:
Lolwut? Pascal was gay?
Man I hate doing math but even I know that without math, this universe could not exist. Damn, you sho iz dum! I guez u is gonna be the assistant manageeer at the wall-mart, huh? Shoot! I wish I couldz lands such a lucratives job. DANG!!!
e ^ (i * pi) + 1 = 0
Therefore, God exists.
@165821 You idiot. God created math, and everything that goes with it. Theres a reason its called "sacred" geometry. Go to Egypt and study the astronomical alignments of the pyramids vs mathematics. They had it right. We pale in comparison. But I'm off topic now. The point is god/goddesss/the creator created the sacred math that you creationists continually bash. How are people so blind to the world around them?!?! Wtf is really goin on!?!?!
'Sacred' math?
Must be a higher level than I've reached, or else it doesn't translate literally to french.
Oh, and the pyramids were impressive for the time .
Question: If God is driving from New York to Boston at 65 miles an hour and Satan is driving from Boston to New York at 70 miles an hour and they both leave at 1:00 pm, when do they meet? Don't know? What are you, an atheist?
Really? Can you show me your god?
Well, if you can't show me your god, and you can't show me your calculations, what's the real difference here?
"We don't need none o' that thar book-larnin'! We's gots us some Jeezus!"
Seriously, that's what I see when I read the post.
Wonder how many times this individual has taken advantage of jet airliner travel? Or for that matter any form of transport requiring engineers to perform precise calculations of stresses within the structure of the vehicle in order to determine whether or not the vehicle will maintain its structural integrity under normal use? Or, for that matter, if this individual has ever been in a road accident and the calculations that were performed to determine such things as crumple zones and airbag triggering times meant that he walked away from the accident, instead of being cut out of the car by the fire brigade, then shipped to the hospital on an ortho stretcher with a spinal injury of the sort that renders one tetraplegic?
Funny how mathematics comes in handy in all sorts of different places ...
"Creationists dont need math. we have god, thats final"
Let's see God build a wheel using the Biblical basis that Pi = exactly 3 then.
I'm waiting...
And care to explain why it took the Mayans to invent & use in their numerical system '0' (Zero)? (PROTIP: Show me anywhere in the Bible references to Copan, Teotihuacan, K'inich Yax K'uk' Mo' ('Great-Sun First/Green Quetzal Macaw') or Uaxaclajuun Ub'aah K'awiil ('18 Rabbit'). Or ceremonial ball-games or the 13th Baktun ?).
You'd be pretty fucked if they hadn't . You wouldn't have the internet to post your bullshit on. Indeed, you wouldn't have a computer to go on the Internet with.
Y'know, as in digital computers.
@#1125153
"Someone sucks at algebra."
Which was an Islamic invention.
Creationists dont need math. we have god, thats final
Have fun with your burger-flipper job and your subprime mortgage ("Creationists don't need to make solid financial planning, or learn a useful job. We have god, thats final")
So buy a magazine for $6.95 and get $1.05 change from a $10. are you happy ?
children, simple arithmetic saves you money for other stuff.
ok, send me $20 and I will return you three nice $1 bills. Thats fair isn't it ?
see kids , this is why you should pay attention in class.
Ah, I see, so you do your shopping based on faith?
No wonder you consider carbon dating bogus, since you don't really understand any numbers.
Confused?
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