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[On June 9th]I'm pretty sure, though, that I did not claim that the Rapture would happen June 8 of this year. I'm pretty sure I said that it was one of two apparently very strong possibilities. But thanks to charlie d for his concern. Now, it would seem that September 27 or so would be the most likely time for the Rapture. Assuming my assumptions are correct.

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 8 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Julian

0 from 2 there buddy! Gonna go down swinging or lay up for a bunt?

[Dunno what year this was from, but it certainly wasn't 2006.]

6/2/2006 6:43:48 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Neither, Julian. He's gonna get beaned. HArd and in the head. Many times.

6/2/2006 8:40:53 AM

David D.G.

\"Assuming my assumptions are correct.\"

Douglas, you do know what happens when you ASSUME something, don't you?


~David D.G.

6/2/2006 2:24:45 PM

szena

Another failed prediction.

2/3/2008 8:32:45 PM

Crimson Lizard

A false prophet! Stone him!

5/8/2012 5:58:43 PM

Canadiest

I wonder: What's the average amount of time an end-timer waits between a failed prediction and their next destined to fail prediction?

And how many idiots listen to them EVERY TIME!?

5/8/2012 6:50:41 PM

Swede

What do you mean "or so"?

Hey, that's my wedding aniversary!!! However, I've had another eight aniversaries since that one, I guess your new assumptions were as faulty as the old ones.

Assume and make an ass out of U and me. Or so...

5/9/2012 12:16:56 AM

anothga

Assuming my assumptions are correct.
[assuming intensifies]

4/8/2014 11:04:09 PM
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