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#344284
DoctorFunkopolis
Ummm... No True Atheist fallacy?
11/25/2007 3:06:17 PM
#344289
"A true Atheist believes the saving power of Christ is a joke, but lighting candles and praying to the earth goddess makes sense."
A True Atheist the True Atheist is not.
11/25/2007 3:09:46 PM
#344296
Bobtehbuildah
A true atheist is one who denies God in order to commit sodomy.
No, they just don't believe in your definition of "God"
A true atheist cries when murders are executed, but smiles when babies are killed.
If you are referring to abortion, nobody smiles during the procedure, its not exactly happy you know
A true atheist drives God out of every aspect of modern life and then cries about persecution on the internet.
No, if you whine about being made fun of on the internet then you fail.
A true atheist mocks those who believe in Christ, but happily consorts with Wiccans and pagans.
Wait, what?
A true Atheist believes the saving power of Christ is a joke, but lighting candles and praying to the earth goddess makes sense.
Do you even know what atheism is?
A true Atheist would rather censor creationism then be bothered to prove evolution.
No, creationism is proven. We have the fossils, we win.
11/25/2007 3:14:14 PM
#344297
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Old FullofShit wouldn't know an atheist if one snuck up behind him and bit him on the ass. However, if someone snuck up and buggered him, he'd swear it was an atheist even if he knew it was really his pastor at St. Fundy of the Perpetual Scam (a much likelier scenario).
11/25/2007 3:14:26 PM
#344298
anti-nonsense
*sigh*
ATHEISM DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
11/25/2007 3:15:56 PM
#344308
A true atheist doesn't believe in gods.
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Fixed.
11/25/2007 3:28:03 PM
#344310
Damen
"A true atheist is one who denies God in order to commit sodomy."
Please, plenty of christians love it up the ass. You don't need to be an atheist to take a ride on the Hershey Highway.
"A true atheist cries when murders are executed, but smiles when babies are killed."
Actually, I tend to grin when murders are killed and frown when babies (children outside of the mother able to live without the lifesupport given by the mother's womb and yet still in need of society's support to survive) are killed. However, abortion is something I'm indifferent about.
"A true atheist drives God out of every aspect of modern life and then cries about persecution on the internet."
No, an atheist insists the government abides by the law and keeps religion out of government offices and property. The christians are usually the ones whining about persecution.
"A true atheist mocks those who believe in Christ, but happily consorts with Wiccans and pagans."
An atheist won't usually mock christians until they try to convert him. And yes, I happily pal around with pagans and Wiccans. One of my best friends is a Pagan, an other is a Wiccan. My ex was a Wiccan. They don't try to convert me.
"A true Atheist believes the saving power of Christ is a joke, but lighting candles and praying to the earth goddess makes sense."
An atheist usually thinks lighting candles and praying to the Goddess is on par with praying to your god.
"A true Atheist would rather censor creationism then be bothered to prove evolution."
Evolution has already been proven, dumbass. Now try and prove creationism.
That aside, you seem to have some problem with Wiccans and pagans, FullofFilth, why is that?
11/25/2007 3:30:35 PM
#344313
Tomby Stone
So which did you do first ?? Redefine atheist to mean boogieman or faith to mean shit ???
11/25/2007 3:32:30 PM
#344316
Berny
A true atheist is one who denies God in order to commit sodomy.
Nope. Not even close, although it depends on how you define sodomy. Some courts have been pretty loose with the definition, including male-female oral sex into the equation.
A true atheist cries when murders are executed, but smiles when babies are killed.
You meant "murderers", right? I don't cry when a murderer is executed. Although I'm generally not in favor of the death penalty, I can see some uses for it's judicious application. And, no I'm not in favor of killing babies. Blastocysts, however, are not babies.
A true atheist drives God out of every aspect of modern life and then cries about persecution on the internet.
Who's crying persecution? We compiled a list of Christian hypocrisies. You felt compelled to reply. I'll remind you that your faith is in the majority in North America but its adherents frequently feel the need to cry persecution.
A true atheist mocks those who believe in Christ, but happily consorts with Wiccans and pagans.
I don't mock Christians anymore than I do the followers of other religions. You believe what you want to believe. Just leave me free to not believe. That's all I ask.
A true Atheist believes the saving power of Christ is a joke, but lighting candles and praying to the earth goddess makes sense.
See response to above. Why would I do that when I don't believe in any gods or goddesses?
A true Atheist would rather censor creationism then be bothered to prove evolution.
Wrong. I don't censor creationism. I just don't want it taught in science class since it is an unproven myth. Evolution, on the other hand, has nearly 150 years of scientific study and mountains of verifiable evidence to back it up.
11/25/2007 3:39:42 PM
#344337
Zardoz
@ Bobtehbuildah
Your final point violates Official Atheist Dogma and I will dispatching the Official Atheist Politically Correct Squad forthwith.
Get ready for the comfy chair.
11/25/2007 4:16:10 PM
#344342
Osiris
A true fundie invokes God in order to commit atrocities.
A true fundie cries persecution and then blames minorities for their problems.
A true fundie drives out every other religion so they can flaunt theirs as much as possible.
A true fundie mocks anyone who doesn't think like they do.
A true fundie believes the saving power of medicine is the devil's tool, but lighting candles and praying to their sky daddy works.
A true fundie would rather censor biology then prove their fantasies.
11/25/2007 4:19:48 PM
#344364
Lesus H. Christ
A true fundie believes that only HIS religion is right, and everyone else is going to hell.
A true fundie will wish the death of thousands and thousands if not billions of people, but cries over one group of cells being terminated to save a living person's life.
A true fundie criticizes other people of having violence in their religion, when their religion has much violence too.
A true fundie will equate homosexuality with terrorism, but holy wars are fine.
11/25/2007 5:01:01 PM
#344365
And a true fundy makes strawmen and project into others what he actually does.
11/25/2007 5:01:23 PM
#344374
Julian
FullofIntellectualBankruptcy fails again!
11/25/2007 5:23:34 PM
#344378
Caustic Gnostic
I would say that a true atheist wouldn't pay attention to anything that goes on in these forums, and is totally oblivious to the irrationality of religion.
11/25/2007 5:33:37 PM
#344380
Orca
I have bad news for you. You're not actually clever. Sorry.
11/25/2007 5:35:02 PM
#344389
Blackvoice
FullofFail making a guest appearance again, I see.
11/25/2007 5:45:20 PM
#344394
Happymealungen
Fine, I'm comfortable with being a "false" atheist. Go to bed now, nappy time.
11/25/2007 5:47:54 PM
#344399
Mike
Epic FAIL
11/25/2007 5:54:07 PM
#344402
The Jamo
Well that's lucid. Would you like to try that one again, FullofFaith?
11/25/2007 6:01:53 PM
#344415
Seamus D
1. Nope.
2. No one is "pro" abortion.
3. Religion is an personal choice and should be kept private in public forums.
4. I don't mock every Christian, only those foolish enough to think they can convert others to their silly myths.
5. No, some religious rituals can work in symbolic ways and for humanist purposes.
6. Hardly! Debunking creationism is not censoring it. And evolution has been proved time and time again.
You know what? You fail, my misguided friend.
11/25/2007 6:27:01 PM
#344420
Doctor Whom
The fine folks at the Fundy Word Redefinition Project are putting in overtime.
11/25/2007 6:34:39 PM
#344429
axeman
FullofFaith? FullofShit more like.
11/25/2007 6:47:47 PM
#344430
TB Tabby
A-T-H-E-I-S-T is the worst misspelling of "Wicca" I've ever seen!
11/25/2007 6:49:41 PM
#344431
MrBadAxe
1. Still waiting for proof in the first place.
2. I bore no grief for Paul Hill, that's for sure.
3. PROJECTOR ONLINE
4. Wiccans don't force the government to push goddess-worship on the rest of the country.
5. Atheist/Wiccan/Pagan conflation. FAIL.
6. Creationism is not science.
11/25/2007 6:53:13 PM
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