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Quote# 316

Ooh!
It's kneejerk atheistic reaction!
Now listen.
Wisdom comes from God.
Therefore anyone who knows and speaks to God on a daily basis is going to be fairly wise.

Elric, Blizzforums 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

\"Wisdom comes from God.\"
Please provide proof for this statement.
\"Therefore anyone who knows and speaks to God on a daily basis is going to be fairly wise.\"
The wisest people I've known have been agnostics and atheists.

2/23/2006 11:15:48 PM

David D.G.

This one should be a close runner-up for the \"Self-Inflicted Refutation\" Award.


~David D.G.

2/24/2006 12:00:42 AM

Redhunter

Now listen.
Wisdom comes from drinking bleach.
Therefore, anyone who drinks and speaks to a bottle of bleach on a daily basiss is going to be fairly wise.

Shhhhh. Hear that? It's the wind whispering, \"you're retarded.....\"

7/5/2006 11:34:18 AM

David D.G.

Ah, when I made that comment above, I hadn't realized that it wasn't a current post. Oh, well.


~David D.G.

7/5/2006 4:12:42 PM

Julian

Must be a new version of 'wise' I'm not familiar with. Go fundy word redefinition project.

Wisdom comes from God? I thought manna came from God. Some scholars believe manna was sugary secretions from sap sucking insects - otherwise known as aphid shit. What a gift from God!

When you say 'wise', you mean 'wise as an owl' don't you. Big Eyed, bird brained, and only capable of saying \"Who?\".

7/6/2006 3:57:55 AM

Julian

\"What the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away\" would've been a good call too David.

7/6/2006 3:58:41 AM

Adrian

Or on drugs.

12/20/2006 3:51:46 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Fairly schizophrenic, actually.

Idiot.

3/12/2011 6:52:07 AM

Anon2

Therefore anyone who knows and speaks to God on a daily basis is going to be fairly wise.

The considerable FSTDT collection of rather unwise fundie statements proves the contrary beyond any doubt.

3/12/2011 7:44:17 AM

Renon

Or moderately crazy and highly unstable.

6/16/2011 6:34:38 PM

Justanotheratheist

How, if they never get an answer?

6/17/2011 12:13:24 AM

Swede

The ones who "knows and speaks to God on a daily basis", why don't they provide irrefutable, tangible evidence for the existence of God?

We atheists don't kneejerk that much, it's more shrugging of shoulders and rolling of eyes.

6/17/2011 1:52:30 AM

Takahashi

I think this person is confusing the word "wise" with "schizophrenic".

6/23/2011 4:33:12 PM

LordMu

Ooh!
It's kneejerk theist reaction!
Saying "I'm right, you're wrong, and you must be stupid to not believe what I do!"

9/18/2011 2:41:04 PM

anothga

No. They would be diagnosed with insanity.

1/18/2013 6:55:33 AM

xyz

Not really enough context to understand what's going on, but it sort of sounds like Danth's Law in action.

1/18/2013 4:35:19 PM

Canadiest

Sarah Palin
Nuff said really.
Except to point out that fundies think Sarah Palin IS wise ONLY because she's a true believer, in fact they deny her stupidity ONLY for that reason.

Kinda an overall Republican fault, much their base want preachers of the faith in office, not educated people of goverment, history or the infrastructure of the country, nope, they want Bible pushers.

1/20/2013 9:51:44 AM

Blarghonius

Now, now, the human body has these kinds of reactions because it's the body's way to getting away from something dangerous, like rotten food, poisonous animals, and retarded fundie logic. We can't help that every word you say is like pouring liquid shit into our ears.

1/20/2013 4:59:49 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I take it "to" and "from" are foreign concepts to you.

BTW SFB there is no god.

11/5/2013 2:29:05 PM
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