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Buddha was a guy from india, that's why he has a dot in the middle of his forehead. AND that dot is suppose to symbolize the "third eye."

The third eye is a little masonic thing... But Buddha probably didn't know about the connections linked with masonry.

DevonR, thewaythetruth.com 55 Comments [11/26/2007 12:32:10 AM]
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agentCDE

lol, what.

11/26/2007 12:32:26 AM

Brian X

Uh... despite Masonic legend to the contrary, Freemasonry didn't exist until the late Middle Ages at the earliest. And the only truly destructive conspiracy to come out of the Masons, Propaganda Due, was ejected from the Mason community by the other lodges for being assholes.

11/26/2007 12:38:15 AM

Happymealungen

Retroactive Conspiracy?

11/26/2007 12:42:05 AM

Siddhartha Gautama

DO NOT WANT

11/26/2007 12:55:37 AM

The Arrogant Atheist

This could be equally at home in CTSDT. Good job, DevonR.

11/26/2007 12:58:11 AM

Osiris

Probably because the Masons didn't exist yet.

11/26/2007 12:58:14 AM

cool cats

Buddha predated the Masons.

11/26/2007 1:08:55 AM

Mike

The Masons came AFTER Buddha. FAIL.

11/26/2007 1:12:19 AM

solomongrundy

AND that dot is suppose to symbolize the "third eye."

No, actually it symbolizes the second nose.

The second nose is a little masonic thing, but you probably aren't high enough up the hierarchy to know about that ;--)

11/26/2007 1:12:56 AM

apYrs

ohhh it hurts mommy

11/26/2007 1:15:27 AM

Wet Walnuts

Go read some history, fucktard.

11/26/2007 1:34:00 AM

Prager

Part of me wants to laugh while the other part of me wants to beat Devon over the head with a history book.

11/26/2007 1:42:20 AM

TB

I wanted to slam my head to the desk so hard...

11/26/2007 2:40:45 AM

karandras

do they even teach history in fundie schools?

11/26/2007 3:41:28 AM

Anna Ghislaine

Actually, very few Indians are Buddhists. Most Buddhists are to be found in China, Japan, and (I think) Tibet. Most Indians are Hindus, Muslims or Christians (I'd love to see DevonR's head exploding when s/he learns that).

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the bindi (the "dot in the middle of [the] forehead") meant to signify one is married, in the same way a wedding ring is?

11/26/2007 3:51:06 AM

Mr Smith

I wonder if spreading misinformation makes DevonR feel more intelligent?

11/26/2007 3:59:00 AM

solomongrundy

Anna Ghislaine wrote:
'Most Indians are Hindus, Muslims or Christians'.

As many Hindus believe Jesus was an avatar of God you might argue that Hindus are a sect of Christians anyway. That might make DevonR's head explode.

11/26/2007 4:24:11 AM



LOL I've never heard this before...putting masonry and Buddha in the same group

11/26/2007 4:49:46 AM

anevilmeme

Is it really impossible that fundtards learn just a little history?

11/26/2007 5:18:30 AM

Blackvoice

*falls off chair and dies*

11/26/2007 5:54:02 AM

Captain Janeway

It's been awhile since I have read a quote this profoundly ignorant.God damn!

11/26/2007 6:23:33 AM

James

Twice as concentrated, so you get more FAIL for your money.

11/26/2007 7:26:14 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Damn. I never expected this much bullshit so early in the morning.

11/26/2007 7:44:08 AM

NonProphet

The sad thing is that 2 minutes of Wikipedia searching proved every sentence in that post wrong.

I think these people learn history from the Carico & Supersport School of Fail.

11/26/2007 7:55:47 AM

Doctor Whom

It's obvious to me that Buddha pre-stole it from the Masons. [/fundy reasoning]

11/26/2007 8:17:00 AM
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