Try getting democratic brothers and sisters the book "If Democrats Had Brains, They Would Be Republicans", like my hubby did. He got them for early Christmas presents, as we will not be with his family anymore (except for a wedding) until Christmas.
Boy, oh boy....talking about starting a conversation. It was more like a "war". Why do democrats get like that? I thought one brother in law was going to blow a cork.
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I just had a brilliant idea for a book: "If Fundies Had Brains They'd be Atheists". I'm sure it'll be a best seller. You can expect your copy from your inlaws next Christmas.
Seriously, you give someone a book that is obviously insulting to their views and then you have the gall to ask why they're upset? What kind of moron are you?
Your husband is an ass, and you are truly un-christian and in need of repentance. Did Jesus not mention rendering "unto Caesar, the things that are Caesar's?"
I'm sure thats just their way of saying that they like it. they may even stop calling because they are spending all the extra free time they have reading it.
profoundly foolish, but not fundie I'm afraid.
They did not get angry because they are democrats, genius. They got angry because for a present you two idiots not only tried to force your beliefs on them, but you did so by proclaiming that they are stupid for not believing what you believe. To top it off they probably went out of their way to get a nice present for you two that would be styled to your personal tastes and you nitwits couldn't be bothered to do the same.
Yeah, why do democrats get like that? It's not like you deliberately provoked them by indirectly calling them idiots by giving them an insulting book.
Oh, wait...
This thread isn't about how to start a conversation. It's about how to be a total asshole during a pleasant family dinner.
Meh, I would just ask how much they paid for that kindling. And tell them that toilet tissue would make a better "gift".
And in return, for them a Gospel of Thomas.
I would have simply looked at the book, said you were and idiot and told you to get out. If you asked, I would tell you why I felt this was necesary, but you probably wouldn't.
Gee, if that started a war, just imagine next year, when he gets them the book "I'm Perfect But You're Fucking Asshole "
Insult, call stupid, claim their values or views are trash, and poor little ever-persecuted you is SO distraught, they weren't happy about it! oh, so full of hate they are!
dumb fuck.
Fuck, you're retarded.
Admittedly, I probably would've made a crack about comedy and then stood there, ripping the book to shreds (in subject matter and baryonic matter) before starting a nice fire in the fireplace.
Oh, yeah, and your present would be returned. Unless I'd gotten you a copy of The God Delusion.
And you're the proof that, if Fundies had brains, they would not be fundies anymore, because, how could they stop writting so bad?
And they got offended, looking at the kind of moron, who writes like hell, who gave them the present.
"I'm Perfect But You're Fucking Asshole"
I think I've just found the name for my autobiography, or philosophy, or band, or firstborn.
That's the problem we all have with you - you try to push your believes on others in any given way, even using Christmas - the celebration of god's love and peace on earth - to insult and belittle even your family members.
Holiday gift idea for HisAlways: the book "Rush Limbaugh is A Big Fat Idiot (And Other Observations)".
After all, there's no way she'll be a hypocrite and get offended, right?
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