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I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything.
Nothing evolves.

FallingWaters, Foru.ms 68 Comments [11/26/2007 6:54:00 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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YOU certainly haven't!

11/26/2007 7:00:35 PM

cool cats

Probably a good thing, fundies don't know the meaning of the word anyway.

11/26/2007 7:01:42 PM

Julian

Only if you're one of those cockhead fundies that think nothing exists that isn't mentioned in the bible - and even the apologetics evolve in their own feeble kind of way.

11/26/2007 7:14:23 PM

Thundersqueaks

"I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything."

Also, if you pull the blankets over your head, the Bogeyman can't see you.

11/26/2007 7:19:15 PM

Alethe

...So you wrote this from a teletype and had it transmitted to a BBS via a 150 baud acoustic coupler, right?

11/26/2007 7:20:03 PM

Lunalelle

You certainly don't.

11/26/2007 7:22:45 PM

Old Viking

People are going to be so disappointed.

11/26/2007 7:28:14 PM

MrBadAxe

@Alethe: No, silly. He sent a piece of parchment directly to the Foru.ms admin's office.

11/26/2007 7:28:56 PM

The Jamo

Even though you refuse to use the word, you have used it twice in as many sentences. Go figure.

11/26/2007 7:29:22 PM

AnonymousAsshole

At least, that is, from your perspective.

11/26/2007 7:39:33 PM

Jake Steel

billions of microbes (or sneeze demons to you) disagree.

11/26/2007 7:46:20 PM

LabRat

so this is the person who kept renaming the rose

11/26/2007 7:48:13 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Devolution is the obvious answer for you.

11/26/2007 7:49:44 PM

Blackvoice

Why aren't you dead yet?

11/26/2007 8:06:16 PM

anevilmeme

Riiiiiight, there never was a Model T, car manufactoring hasn't evolved.

11/26/2007 8:10:28 PM

Blue Buddha

When evolution is outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

11/26/2007 8:12:22 PM

Joules

*snicker* What a silly little pillock...

(I really hope this twat's nick doesn't refer to Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater. That would be sacrilege...)


11/26/2007 8:13:12 PM

John

That's right. Bacteria were created by God with a taste for nylon - they just had to sit around for 3 billion years waiting for it to be invented. [/sarcasm]

11/26/2007 8:18:08 PM

Amanda

Haha, you just used it! XD

11/26/2007 8:20:08 PM

Osiris

Really. So you would say that people back in 1650 spoke the same way we do now?

11/26/2007 9:28:10 PM

Mike

You just self-contradicted yourself there, Waters...

11/26/2007 9:43:04 PM

approximate

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything.

It's evolving right as we speak.

11/26/2007 10:35:14 PM

SSJPunk

If you want to be technical, you're right. It takes many generations -- not a single being that evolves on its own.

Except Pokemon.

11/26/2007 10:52:37 PM

cyborgtroy

Actually, almost everything evolves in some way. Like cars. Soon electric cars will be able to push gasoline cars off of some of the market, and hopefully we're evolving towards them.

Almost everything that is ever bought or sold is evolving to meet demand.

11/26/2007 11:42:14 PM

cyborgtroy

There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! *whimper*

11/26/2007 11:45:28 PM
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