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I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything.
Nothing evolves.

FallingWaters, Foru.ms 68 Comments [11/26/2007 6:54:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
WTF?! || meh

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YOU certainly haven't!

11/26/2007 7:00:35 PM

cool cats

Probably a good thing, fundies don't know the meaning of the word anyway.

11/26/2007 7:01:42 PM


Only if you're one of those cockhead fundies that think nothing exists that isn't mentioned in the bible - and even the apologetics evolve in their own feeble kind of way.

11/26/2007 7:14:23 PM


"I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything."

Also, if you pull the blankets over your head, the Bogeyman can't see you.

11/26/2007 7:19:15 PM


...So you wrote this from a teletype and had it transmitted to a BBS via a 150 baud acoustic coupler, right?

11/26/2007 7:20:03 PM


You certainly don't.

11/26/2007 7:22:45 PM

Old Viking

People are going to be so disappointed.

11/26/2007 7:28:14 PM


@Alethe: No, silly. He sent a piece of parchment directly to the Foru.ms admin's office.

11/26/2007 7:28:56 PM

The Jamo

Even though you refuse to use the word, you have used it twice in as many sentences. Go figure.

11/26/2007 7:29:22 PM


At least, that is, from your perspective.

11/26/2007 7:39:33 PM

Jake Steel

billions of microbes (or sneeze demons to you) disagree.

11/26/2007 7:46:20 PM


so this is the person who kept renaming the rose

11/26/2007 7:48:13 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Devolution is the obvious answer for you.

11/26/2007 7:49:44 PM


Why aren't you dead yet?

11/26/2007 8:06:16 PM


Riiiiiight, there never was a Model T, car manufactoring hasn't evolved.

11/26/2007 8:10:28 PM

Blue Buddha

When evolution is outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

11/26/2007 8:12:22 PM


*snicker* What a silly little pillock...

(I really hope this twat's nick doesn't refer to Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater. That would be sacrilege...)

11/26/2007 8:13:12 PM


That's right. Bacteria were created by God with a taste for nylon - they just had to sit around for 3 billion years waiting for it to be invented. [/sarcasm]

11/26/2007 8:18:08 PM


Haha, you just used it! XD

11/26/2007 8:20:08 PM


Really. So you would say that people back in 1650 spoke the same way we do now?

11/26/2007 9:28:10 PM


You just self-contradicted yourself there, Waters...

11/26/2007 9:43:04 PM


Everything is nothing and nothing is everything.

It's evolving right as we speak.

11/26/2007 10:35:14 PM


If you want to be technical, you're right. It takes many generations -- not a single being that evolves on its own.

Except Pokemon.

11/26/2007 10:52:37 PM


Actually, almost everything evolves in some way. Like cars. Soon electric cars will be able to push gasoline cars off of some of the market, and hopefully we're evolving towards them.

Almost everything that is ever bought or sold is evolving to meet demand.

11/26/2007 11:42:14 PM


There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! *whimper*

11/26/2007 11:45:28 PM
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