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Quote# 31628

I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything.
Nothing evolves.

FallingWaters, Foru.ms 66 Comments [11/26/2007 6:54:00 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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#345107


YOU certainly haven't!

11/26/2007 7:00:35 PM

#345108
cool cats

Probably a good thing, fundies don't know the meaning of the word anyway.

11/26/2007 7:01:42 PM

#345112
Julian

Only if you're one of those cockhead fundies that think nothing exists that isn't mentioned in the bible - and even the apologetics evolve in their own feeble kind of way.

11/26/2007 7:14:23 PM

#345114
Thundersqueaks

"I refuse to use the word "evolve" to describe anything."

Also, if you pull the blankets over your head, the Bogeyman can't see you.

11/26/2007 7:19:15 PM

#345116
Alethe

...So you wrote this from a teletype and had it transmitted to a BBS via a 150 baud acoustic coupler, right?

11/26/2007 7:20:03 PM

#345121
Lunalelle

You certainly don't.

11/26/2007 7:22:45 PM

#345126
Old Viking

People are going to be so disappointed.

11/26/2007 7:28:14 PM

#345128
MrBadAxe

@Alethe: No, silly. He sent a piece of parchment directly to the Foru.ms admin's office.

11/26/2007 7:28:56 PM

#345129
The Jamo

Even though you refuse to use the word, you have used it twice in as many sentences. Go figure.

11/26/2007 7:29:22 PM

#345136
AnonymousAsshole

At least, that is, from your perspective.

11/26/2007 7:39:33 PM

#345140
Jake Steel

billions of microbes (or sneeze demons to you) disagree.

11/26/2007 7:46:20 PM

#345142
LabRat

so this is the person who kept renaming the rose

11/26/2007 7:48:13 PM

#345145
Caustic Gnostic

Devolution is the obvious answer for you.

11/26/2007 7:49:44 PM

#345164
Blackvoice

Why aren't you dead yet?

11/26/2007 8:06:16 PM

#345172
anevilmeme

Riiiiiight, there never was a Model T, car manufactoring hasn't evolved.

11/26/2007 8:10:28 PM

#345174
Blue Buddha

When evolution is outlawed, only the outlaws will evolve.

11/26/2007 8:12:22 PM

#345176
Joules

*snicker* What a silly little pillock...

(I really hope this twat's nick doesn't refer to Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater. That would be sacrilege...)


11/26/2007 8:13:12 PM

#345179
John

That's right. Bacteria were created by God with a taste for nylon - they just had to sit around for 3 billion years waiting for it to be invented. [/sarcasm]

11/26/2007 8:18:08 PM

#345181
Amanda

Haha, you just used it! XD

11/26/2007 8:20:08 PM

#345225
Osiris

Really. So you would say that people back in 1650 spoke the same way we do now?

11/26/2007 9:28:10 PM

#345246
Mike

You just self-contradicted yourself there, Waters...

11/26/2007 9:43:04 PM

#345295
approximate

Everything is nothing and nothing is everything.

It's evolving right as we speak.

11/26/2007 10:35:14 PM

#345305
SSJPunk

If you want to be technical, you're right. It takes many generations -- not a single being that evolves on its own.

Except Pokemon.

11/26/2007 10:52:37 PM

#345333
cyborgtroy

Actually, almost everything evolves in some way. Like cars. Soon electric cars will be able to push gasoline cars off of some of the market, and hopefully we're evolving towards them.

Almost everything that is ever bought or sold is evolving to meet demand.

11/26/2007 11:42:14 PM

#345338
cyborgtroy

There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! There's no such thing as denial! *whimper*

11/26/2007 11:45:28 PM
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