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The demons of Satan's army will soon physically manifest themselves as Aliens, arriving in armadas of space ships which we have heretofore called UFO's. The plan calls for them to suddenly appear at many places on Earth simultaneously. Some will appear at the White House to confer with the President; some will appear at the United Nations; other aliens will appear at key governmental buildings all over the globe. Aliens will appear in some people's homes or on their front yards. The world's peoples will literally be shocked out of their minds. This is the Plan. This may occur before the worldwide Rapture of the Church; we must be prepared to deal wisely with this planned phenomenon.

David Bay, The Cutting Edge 76 Comments [11/26/2007 9:20:22 PM]
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#345218
Mike

Paging Mulder and Scully...

11/26/2007 9:25:10 PM

#345222


Been watching Independence Day huh?

11/26/2007 9:27:09 PM

#345223
aqualung

^ that was me.

11/26/2007 9:27:53 PM

#345224
Horsefeathers

I swear. If an alien actually landed he'd be beaten to death by the nearest fundy before he could utter "I come in peace".

Is everything evil and Satanic with you people or what?

11/26/2007 9:28:07 PM

#345226
AnonymousAsshole

Cue Twilight Zone theme...

11/26/2007 9:28:33 PM

#345227
ArmandT

I think Hollywood should rethink alien invasion movies. Rather than having the military defeat them all they need to show are aliens scared away by fundies either porclaiming them as saviours or Satan.

11/26/2007 9:28:55 PM

#345235


It's no big deal. I have an old Powerbook. We can just upload a virus that will allow our President to fly an F-15 mission to destroy them.

Wait. Our President can't do that!

11/26/2007 9:35:12 PM

#345236
Osiris

No more Sci-Fi Channel and meth for you David.

11/26/2007 9:35:22 PM

#345254
anevilmeme

CooCoo for Cocopuffs!

11/26/2007 9:54:11 PM

#345258
BreeStar

Ooooh, I've seen this one before! Doesn't it turn out in the end that the aliens die from water?

11/26/2007 9:56:23 PM

#345259
Orca

You're a frickin' nut.

11/26/2007 9:56:27 PM

#345261
Michael

They've already appeared to me, and have performed various medical tests on me. I particularly enjoy the anal probes... BTW, they're coming to get you David Bay

11/26/2007 10:01:54 PM

#345262
agentCDE

LOL HUH

11/26/2007 10:03:26 PM

#345263
John

Sounds like "Men In Black II".

11/26/2007 10:03:30 PM

#345274
anti-nonsense

That's it, I'm revoking your sci-fi privileges untill you learn to tell the difference between fiction and reality, Mr!

11/26/2007 10:12:46 PM

#345277
Tomby Stone

I knew it, I fucking knew it. They're already having a go at the Aliens and we haven't even met them yet. I'll bet there's thousands of species that could get in touch with us but they'd just rather wait until we sort out our irrational fear of the unfamiliar. We're probably missing out on some good intergalactic parties dammit. Okay out of fear of being quoted myself I'll stop now.

11/26/2007 10:16:11 PM

#345284
Caustic Gnostic

The Night of the Living Garden Gnomes.

11/26/2007 10:19:26 PM

#345289
approximate

Loosen up the tinfoil hat, Dave.

11/26/2007 10:28:39 PM

#345297
Nick

I had an idea for a movie where aliens visit earth and promise to share all there knowledge. But then they learn about the fundies and how they are supposed to be respected. So they leave with "you guys are morons" as the only explanation.

11/26/2007 10:39:26 PM

#345303
SSJPunk

Someone needs to make a computer virus on a 1990's era laptop and send Will Smith to the mothership to load it in and take down their shields.

11/26/2007 10:50:09 PM

#345308
Marissa

Conspiracy fundie. Fun.

11/26/2007 10:54:54 PM

#345309
Sir_Lulzalot

Somebody has to warn the president, before it's too late!

11/26/2007 10:55:46 PM

#345334
moose

Aliens, Satan, New World Order, identifying Maitreya as the Antichrist, even some mention of Nephilim...this dude's got a pretty comprehensive conspiracy theory going. I always appreciate people doing a thorough job.

11/26/2007 11:42:52 PM

#345353
Euclid

[voice = Hal]
Dave, what the fuck are you talking about Dave? I'm scared Dave. You're a loony Dave.

11/27/2007 12:07:17 AM

#345356
EnemyPartyII

Its not that I don't believe him... but what are his sources? Are they reputable?

11/27/2007 12:09:33 AM
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