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Paging Mulder and Scully...
11/26/2007 9:25:10 PM
Been watching Independence Day huh?
11/26/2007 9:27:09 PM
^ that was me.
11/26/2007 9:27:53 PM
I swear. If an alien actually landed he'd be beaten to death by the nearest fundy before he could utter "I come in peace".
Is everything evil and Satanic with you people or what?
11/26/2007 9:28:07 PM
Cue Twilight Zone theme...
11/26/2007 9:28:33 PM
I think Hollywood should rethink alien invasion movies. Rather than having the military defeat them all they need to show are aliens scared away by fundies either porclaiming them as saviours or Satan.
11/26/2007 9:28:55 PM
It's no big deal. I have an old Powerbook. We can just upload a virus that will allow our President to fly an F-15 mission to destroy them.
Wait. Our President can't do that!
11/26/2007 9:35:12 PM
No more Sci-Fi Channel and meth for you David.
11/26/2007 9:35:22 PM
CooCoo for Cocopuffs!
11/26/2007 9:54:11 PM
Ooooh, I've seen this one before! Doesn't it turn out in the end that the aliens die from water?
11/26/2007 9:56:23 PM
You're a frickin' nut.
11/26/2007 9:56:27 PM
They've already appeared to me, and have performed various medical tests on me. I particularly enjoy the anal probes... BTW, they're coming to get you David Bay
11/26/2007 10:01:54 PM
11/26/2007 10:03:26 PM
Sounds like "Men In Black II".
11/26/2007 10:03:30 PM
That's it, I'm revoking your sci-fi privileges untill you learn to tell the difference between fiction and reality, Mr!
11/26/2007 10:12:46 PM
I knew it, I fucking knew it. They're already having a go at the Aliens and we haven't even met them yet. I'll bet there's thousands of species that could get in touch with us but they'd just rather wait until we sort out our irrational fear of the unfamiliar. We're probably missing out on some good intergalactic parties dammit. Okay out of fear of being quoted myself I'll stop now.
11/26/2007 10:16:11 PM
The Night of the Living Garden Gnomes.
11/26/2007 10:19:26 PM
Loosen up the tinfoil hat, Dave.
11/26/2007 10:28:39 PM
I had an idea for a movie where aliens visit earth and promise to share all there knowledge. But then they learn about the fundies and how they are supposed to be respected. So they leave with "you guys are morons" as the only explanation.
11/26/2007 10:39:26 PM
Someone needs to make a computer virus on a 1990's era laptop and send Will Smith to the mothership to load it in and take down their shields.
11/26/2007 10:50:09 PM
Conspiracy fundie. Fun.
11/26/2007 10:54:54 PM
Somebody has to warn the president, before it's too late!
11/26/2007 10:55:46 PM
Aliens, Satan, New World Order, identifying Maitreya as the Antichrist, even some mention of Nephilim...this dude's got a pretty comprehensive conspiracy theory going. I always appreciate people doing a thorough job.
11/26/2007 11:42:52 PM
[voice = Hal]
Dave, what the fuck are you talking about Dave? I'm scared Dave. You're a loony Dave.
11/27/2007 12:07:17 AM
Its not that I don't believe him... but what are his sources? Are they reputable?
11/27/2007 12:09:33 AM
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