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The demons of Satan's army will soon physically manifest themselves as Aliens, arriving in armadas of space ships which we have heretofore called UFO's. The plan calls for them to suddenly appear at many places on Earth simultaneously. Some will appear at the White House to confer with the President; some will appear at the United Nations; other aliens will appear at key governmental buildings all over the globe. Aliens will appear in some people's homes or on their front yards. The world's peoples will literally be shocked out of their minds. This is the Plan. This may occur before the worldwide Rapture of the Church; we must be prepared to deal wisely with this planned phenomenon.

David Bay, The Cutting Edge 76 Comments [11/26/2007 9:20:22 PM]
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Mike

Paging Mulder and Scully...

11/26/2007 9:25:10 PM



Been watching Independence Day huh?

11/26/2007 9:27:09 PM

aqualung

^ that was me.

11/26/2007 9:27:53 PM

Horsefeathers

I swear. If an alien actually landed he'd be beaten to death by the nearest fundy before he could utter "I come in peace".

Is everything evil and Satanic with you people or what?

11/26/2007 9:28:07 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Cue Twilight Zone theme...

11/26/2007 9:28:33 PM

ArmandT

I think Hollywood should rethink alien invasion movies. Rather than having the military defeat them all they need to show are aliens scared away by fundies either porclaiming them as saviours or Satan.

11/26/2007 9:28:55 PM



It's no big deal. I have an old Powerbook. We can just upload a virus that will allow our President to fly an F-15 mission to destroy them.

Wait. Our President can't do that!

11/26/2007 9:35:12 PM

Osiris

No more Sci-Fi Channel and meth for you David.

11/26/2007 9:35:22 PM

anevilmeme

CooCoo for Cocopuffs!

11/26/2007 9:54:11 PM

BreeStar

Ooooh, I've seen this one before! Doesn't it turn out in the end that the aliens die from water?

11/26/2007 9:56:23 PM

Orca

You're a frickin' nut.

11/26/2007 9:56:27 PM

Michael

They've already appeared to me, and have performed various medical tests on me. I particularly enjoy the anal probes... BTW, they're coming to get you David Bay

11/26/2007 10:01:54 PM

agentCDE

LOL HUH

11/26/2007 10:03:26 PM

John

Sounds like "Men In Black II".

11/26/2007 10:03:30 PM

anti-nonsense

That's it, I'm revoking your sci-fi privileges untill you learn to tell the difference between fiction and reality, Mr!

11/26/2007 10:12:46 PM

Tomby Stone

I knew it, I fucking knew it. They're already having a go at the Aliens and we haven't even met them yet. I'll bet there's thousands of species that could get in touch with us but they'd just rather wait until we sort out our irrational fear of the unfamiliar. We're probably missing out on some good intergalactic parties dammit. Okay out of fear of being quoted myself I'll stop now.

11/26/2007 10:16:11 PM

Caustic Gnostic

The Night of the Living Garden Gnomes.

11/26/2007 10:19:26 PM

approximate

Loosen up the tinfoil hat, Dave.

11/26/2007 10:28:39 PM

Nick

I had an idea for a movie where aliens visit earth and promise to share all there knowledge. But then they learn about the fundies and how they are supposed to be respected. So they leave with "you guys are morons" as the only explanation.

11/26/2007 10:39:26 PM

SSJPunk

Someone needs to make a computer virus on a 1990's era laptop and send Will Smith to the mothership to load it in and take down their shields.

11/26/2007 10:50:09 PM

Marissa

Conspiracy fundie. Fun.

11/26/2007 10:54:54 PM

Sir_Lulzalot

Somebody has to warn the president, before it's too late!

11/26/2007 10:55:46 PM

moose

Aliens, Satan, New World Order, identifying Maitreya as the Antichrist, even some mention of Nephilim...this dude's got a pretty comprehensive conspiracy theory going. I always appreciate people doing a thorough job.

11/26/2007 11:42:52 PM

Euclid

[voice = Hal]
Dave, what the fuck are you talking about Dave? I'm scared Dave. You're a loony Dave.

11/27/2007 12:07:17 AM

EnemyPartyII

Its not that I don't believe him... but what are his sources? Are they reputable?

11/27/2007 12:09:33 AM
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