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#345656
Highwayman
Your money or your life?
11/27/2007 12:22:07 PM
#345657
BurntBush
He's a dick. I'm goin' to hell.
11/27/2007 12:25:52 PM
#345661
Necronomikron
Umm, yeah... theocracies in which you must praise your leader are worse than hell. I'll take hell, thanks.
11/27/2007 12:40:43 PM
#345663
Saccharissa
Jesus an "intolerant, theocratic dictator"?
You must be reading a different version of the Bible than the one I have. The Jesus I've read about liked to hang around with sinners. He was more into suggestions and helpful guidance than bossing people around.
11/27/2007 12:49:49 PM
#345665
GigaGuess
Are we talking New Testament Jesus, or Jesus the Blue-Eyed, Gun-Totin', Bitch Smackin' Republican? I get those two mixed up so easily...
11/27/2007 12:56:11 PM
#345666
Caustic Gnostic
Jesus is an omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent, intolerant, theocratic dictator that only a fucking moron could follow. I'm sure he's at least a bit miffed that you're slinging his name around like that.
11/27/2007 12:58:19 PM
#345670
Blackvoice
benevolent, intolerant,
Eh?
11/27/2007 1:11:47 PM
#345671
Papabear
"Those are the choices, no middle ground, no compromise.
...and that's the way I like it!"
Yeah, I can imagine thinking is quite a burden for you.
11/27/2007 1:12:59 PM
#345676
Tiny Bulcher
Altogether now:
You'll get pie in the sky
When you die
(When you die)...
11/27/2007 1:26:45 PM
#345677
Mike
Follow the ways of the FSM and all of these idiots shall be stuck in a world of their worst nightmare: FREE-THINKING!
11/27/2007 1:28:33 PM
#345679
anti-nonsense
I'll take Hell then.
11/27/2007 1:33:12 PM
#345680
DavidNR, I have a lovely bridge I'd like to sell you.
11/27/2007 1:35:42 PM
#345687
John
The old "I'm a prick, so Jesus must have been one, too" theory.
11/27/2007 1:46:18 PM
#345698
Jim
That's like a diamond poem!
I love those poems!
But that doesn't stop you from being an ass; Jesus was certainly not intolerant.
11/27/2007 2:09:44 PM
#345701
How are you able to put together adjectives and nouns that don't match?(theocratic dictator, which country?, intolerant and benevolent?)
11/27/2007 2:15:37 PM
#345720
Jon
Look at that: it's that same either-or attitude that helps Christians disriminate against non-Christians and each other. No wonder there's no such thing as compromise anymore.
11/27/2007 2:32:29 PM
#345722
Michael
Shit, i thought for sure he was a conservative...
11/27/2007 2:34:25 PM
#345724
nemesis
In light of the recent release of "The Mist" I propose a "Mrs. Carmady award"
11/27/2007 2:35:18 PM
#345731
Osiris
No Jesus was a carpenter.
11/27/2007 2:44:18 PM
#345742
Old Viking
There's always some dipshit sitting in the catbird seat, and some other dipshit who thinks that's great.
11/27/2007 2:52:20 PM
#345751
NonProphet
That's because you're a damned idiot, DavidNR.
11/27/2007 3:03:58 PM
#345754
Allah
Jesus is a myth.
Hell is a myth.
DavidNR is an idiot.
11/27/2007 3:07:01 PM
#345757
Happymealungen
Hell plix
11/27/2007 3:08:28 PM
#345794
Faethyr
Hrm, this appears to be a definition of "like" that I am unfamiliar with. Please explain.
11/27/2007 4:08:35 PM
#345810
GigaGuess
@Faethyr
Look up "Schadenfreude" for a better definition.
11/27/2007 4:25:12 PM
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