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[On Osama Bin Ladin]

Not to mention the stupidity of the American government and our intelligence agencies. Ironically though our failure to catch him could be related to America turning away from God.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 41 Comments [11/27/2007 12:51:37 PM]
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szena

God punishes the US by letting a Muslim terrorist have a long, healthy life?

How do you know he's not just rewarding OBL for being a good Muslim?

11/27/2007 1:06:02 PM

Papabear

"Not to mention the stupidity of the American government and our intelligence agencies."

Absolutely! Our government has behaved very badly waging this so called war on terror.


"Ironically though our failure to catch him could be related to America turning away from God."

Well, you lost me there. First, there is no evidence that there even IS a god and there is certainly no evidence that, even if he exists, he gives a big rat's ass what human kind does.

11/27/2007 1:11:29 PM

solomongrundy

Or maybe it's due to GWB changing his priorities.

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

11/27/2007 1:19:18 PM

Mike

Of course it could do nothing with how our intelligence agencies are run...

11/27/2007 1:26:41 PM

Gravy Train

Maybe the failure to catch Osama Bin Laden is related to god protecting him!! How do you know that his version of Skydaddy isn't the correct one?

11/27/2007 1:37:20 PM

John

So Believe It! figures God likes Osama better than America?

11/27/2007 1:44:04 PM

Doctor Whom

You started out well.

11/27/2007 2:00:04 PM



Or to the fact that they're understimating his capacity and our capacity to move in a place such as Afghanistan(ask my father in law. He was there during the eighties)

11/27/2007 2:16:57 PM



Not to mention the stupidity of the American government and our intelligence agencies.

a gov't can only be as smart as its people.Infinitus est numerus stultorum. (look it up)

Ironically though our failure to catch him could be related to America turning away from God

How is that ironic? do you even know what that word means?

11/27/2007 2:17:34 PM

Jason

Or maybe it's because of your complete lack of understanding of the concept of irony.

11/27/2007 2:19:13 PM

Caustic Gnostic

ObL has very good OPSEC, that's all.

11/27/2007 2:22:17 PM

Jake Steel

#371754 is mine, evidently I can't edit it if I don't have a name on it even though thats why I wanted to edit it in the first place. that my friend is irony.

11/27/2007 2:24:34 PM

Jon

Or it might be that Americans underestimate his ability to hide in the middle of nowhere.

11/27/2007 2:27:45 PM

Osiris

No Believe Shit! the U.S. government is only as intelligent as the collective intellect of the country. The reason why we couldn't find Osama bin Ladan is because he's smarter then our whole government.

11/27/2007 2:46:15 PM

Old Viking

Our failure to find Osama Bin Laden has nothing to do with our turning away from God. Our turning away from God has caused all these nasty traffic jams, however.

11/27/2007 2:48:51 PM

Happymealungen

HAHA! the gawd of islam Pwns your gawd.
[AceVentura] Lou-a-seur! [/AceVentura]

11/27/2007 3:03:36 PM

Allah

Wow
How Falwellian.

11/27/2007 3:07:47 PM

NonProphet

And the Netherlands government turning away from God has resulted in the horrible consequences of a peaceful society, prosperous economy, and international reputation as a country to look up to.

Those poor, miserable bastards.

11/27/2007 3:15:56 PM

Amanda

I thought America's failure to catch Bin Laden was related to Bush being a moron.

11/27/2007 3:18:25 PM

moose

America's government will be stupid with or without calling on God. Don't wonder how a bunch of idiots get voted into political offices; it's simply a case of voters choosing a candidate they can identify with.

11/27/2007 5:57:50 PM

Jess

America turning away from God caused the failure? *laugh*

When Bill Clinton (who the mere mention of makes fundies rant) was President he had someone next to Bin Ladin, ready to assassinate him but the Senate refused permission and called him a war monger.

If turning away from God is the real problem then maybe we should be looking to Bill for tips on praying. Well it would at least, make evening service more interesting.

11/27/2007 6:25:41 PM

Mister Spak

Or it could be related to the idiot in the white house dicking around in Iraq.



11/27/2007 6:27:09 PM

Cabal

Wrong, BelieveIt. It's purely because you touch yourself at night.

Way to ruin everything, JERK.

11/27/2007 6:39:54 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Or it could be that his god is stronger than yours.

11/27/2007 7:46:17 PM

Blackvoice

Yeah, who could have guessed he could hide so well in a decent sized country he knows and you don't.

11/27/2007 7:49:03 PM
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