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[It's more sad than anything else.]

I just can't wait until Jesus comes again......I'm soooo impatient....I just can't wait until I'm happy again...

cbressler1976, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [11/27/2007 9:34:31 PM]
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Scion

Happiness comes in convenient pill form now, you know.

11/27/2007 9:41:46 PM

Blackvoice

D: You need more than the rapture, m'boy.

11/27/2007 9:42:18 PM



Um...so you were happy before... but now you need Jesus on Earth to be happy again? I wish I could help you so much.

11/27/2007 9:42:34 PM

Not_You

I wish my lawn were emo, so it would cut itself.

11/27/2007 9:49:35 PM

Brian X

Making yourself intentionally miserable makes you look like a greedy entitled little twit in the eyes of the Lord. Take two Klonopin and lust no more for an unknown afterlife.

11/27/2007 10:01:44 PM

Borborygmus

People have been waiting a long time. All my life I've heard that the rapture was "at hand." It never seems to get any closer, despite all the "signs." Why can't you bozos just trust in your Bible and quit listening to the false prophets, who don't "know the hour" any more than you do?
When it happens (if it ever does) it'll happen at a time of God's choosing and NOT YOURS!

11/27/2007 10:02:06 PM

aqualung

You people scare me. D: And Jesus ain't coming back.

11/27/2007 10:05:45 PM

Morninglight

Fundtardation strikes again!

11/27/2007 10:11:18 PM

The Arrogant Atheist

While I do feel bad for you that you're depressed, I feel worse that you're gonna be so damn disapointed when Jesus never comes back.

11/27/2007 10:18:35 PM

Mike

Fundamentalism makes you depressed. Clinically proven.

11/27/2007 10:22:56 PM

The Watcher

Maybe you should try resigning yourself to the fact that it may never happen. At least that way, you might start to find some peace.

11/27/2007 10:29:40 PM

Buddt

JUst like Linus waiting for the great pumpkin king .

11/27/2007 10:43:32 PM

Sophie

This is just sad. And a good reason why I'll *never* go for Fundamentalist religion.

11/27/2007 10:48:14 PM

Nick

I hate to break it to you hon...

11/27/2007 10:49:10 PM

ArmandT

To quote a commonly quoted God-related quote, God does not help those who help themselves. So wouldn't it be whole lot better to just do something about it rather than wait for the Rapture?

11/27/2007 11:17:33 PM

Dread Pirate Crotchbeard

This is too sad for words.

11/27/2007 11:44:01 PM

Viva

Dude, you need a hobby.

11/28/2007 12:00:32 AM

Brian X

In accordance with the Church-Turing theorem and Goedelian incompleteness, the Apocalypse is a problem whose termination cannot be determined. Therefore they must either wait for the problem to complete or give up and reboot the Turing machine. (I'd go with the latter and try something a little simpler, like a 64-disk Towers of Hanoi.)

11/28/2007 12:39:58 AM

Damen

I have no sympathy for this person.

cbressler1976, the only thing I can say to you is, why wait? There's a hot bath and a razor blade with your name on it.

11/28/2007 12:47:34 AM

Rubyfruit

Whenever I read something like this, it makes me feel a little sad. In this case, I feel very sad.

11/28/2007 12:53:22 AM

approximate

You're gonna be unhappy for a long time...unless, of course, you kill yourself.

11/28/2007 12:54:09 AM

werewolf

Happiness is a sin. Repent now or be forever lost.

Jesus suffered and died on the cross for you. How dare you be happy!

As a Christ botherer, you should be ill-tempered, morose and moribund.

11/28/2007 1:09:29 AM

SSJPunk

For some reason, this reminded me of Kids in the Hall Brain Candy where everyone gets locked into their happiest moment.

11/28/2007 1:25:14 AM

the_ignored

ArmandT

To quote a commonly quoted God-related quote, God does not help those who help themselves. So wouldn't it be whole lot better to just do something about it rather than wait for the Rapture?

It's the ones who are doing something about it (ex. Dominionists) that are the real troublemakers. At least this one's only making himself miserable.

11/28/2007 1:41:53 AM

Prager

And the fact that he has imposed this unhappiness upon himself is the saddest part of it all.

11/28/2007 1:47:23 AM
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