[It's more sad than anything else.]
I just can't wait until Jesus comes again......I'm soooo impatient....I just can't wait until I'm happy again ...
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People have been waiting a long time. All my life I've heard that the rapture was "at hand." It never seems to get any closer, despite all the "signs." Why can't you bozos just trust in your Bible and quit listening to the false prophets, who don't "know the hour" any more than you do?
When it happens (if it ever does) it'll happen at a time of God's choosing and NOT YOURS!
In accordance with the Church-Turing theorem and Goedelian incompleteness, the Apocalypse is a problem whose termination cannot be determined. Therefore they must either wait for the problem to complete or give up and reboot the Turing machine. (I'd go with the latter and try something a little simpler, like a 64-disk Towers of Hanoi.)
I have no sympathy for this person.
cbressler1976, the only thing I can say to you is, why wait? There's a hot bath and a razor blade with your name on it.
Happiness is a sin. Repent now or be forever lost.
Jesus suffered and died on the cross for you. How dare you be happy!
As a Christ botherer, you should be ill-tempered, morose and moribund.
ArmandT
To quote a commonly quoted God-related quote, God does not help those who help themselves. So wouldn't it be whole lot better to just do something about it rather than wait for the Rapture?
It's the ones who are doing something about it (ex. Dominionists) that are the real troublemakers. At least this one's only making himself miserable.
Studies show that people are more depressed when they wait for something and it comes back then when they get over it and are guaranteed a happy life regardless of whether it happens.
Buy yourself something shiny.
I know a guy named Jesus, he goes to school with my daughter, nice kid! He's well and good! so, be happy, Jesus is around! :)
How sad of an existence can it be for a person to depend solely on not only an outside entity, but an outside entity with no proof of it's existence for one's happiness, and on top of that, completely denying oneself simple joys in lieu of it. Some of these guys I mock...this one, I just pity.
Yeah... 'cause the last thing Jesus would want is for you to find peace in *this* life...
I think I need to start believing in hell, just so I have somewhere for fundie brainwashers to go.
It's sad that fundamentalism does this to people...Man, this kid's gonna be so sad when it finally hits them.
@Not_You:
That was not funny. That was actually rather upsetting to me. Emo jokes just aren't cool. They are callous and hurtful(Unless they do it for attention). I would know. People call me emo, and throw cans at me, offer to hurt me so I needn't hurt myself, and so on. Also, there are people very close to be who self-harm, and it upsets me.
Please, I beseech all of you not to say emo jokes. They really aren't funny.
Sad when read one way, giggle-inducing when read another way.
I know. Dirty mind. 9w6
But really, the bolded text is sad. What, God can't just make you happy?
"I just can't wait until Jesus comes again......I'm soooo impatient....I just can't wait until I'm happy again..."
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And Takeya Ikuhara is soooo unhappy , that he wished he would 'disappear up into the sky', precisely because of one particular member - Ren (Ren Ren Nagusaran Rensia Ruroonren Nakora) - of the extraterrestrial slave race, or 'DearS', being here as a result of coming down from the sky.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DearS
(Imagine the film/TV series "Alien Nation" combined with the manga/anime "Chobits")
The 'DearS' have the ability to heal people.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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