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If you didn't know it, the Earth is the center of the Universe. It is written in the colors of the stars. The stars and their galaxies give off a red light shift away from their natural color because they are all moving away from the Earth. So no matter where a telescope looks in the uniform sky, the galaxies are all moving away from us. How could this be? Well, it's simply because the Lord created the Earth and our Sun and all the stars (other suns) using the Earth as the Center of Creation. From this central hub, the galaxies are moving away, causing a red light shift. There is no other explanation.

When you also check out the Scriptures of the Creator, you’ll note that the Earth is NOT just another planet among the billions of planets the Lord has made. It was here, and not in some far-flung galaxy, where the Lord of All Creation was born and crucified. It is here that the Lord of Lords brings down his ETERNAL CITY, New Jerusalem. There is no other Savior in the Universe--only Jesus.

We are not situated on just a planet in the sand of the seashores of all heavenly bodies; we are on the Earth which is the center of the whole Universe. This is what the WORD says and what science proves.

David Jay Jordan, The Earth is the Center of the Universe 41 Comments [11/27/2007 11:22:22 PM]
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Osiris

If you didn't know it, the Earth is the center of the Universe.
No all astronomical evidence shows the Earth is a tiny insignificant part of a Universe so vast it is beyond all comprehension.

The stars and their galaxies give off a red light shift away from their natural color because they are all moving away from the Earth.
This is completely relative. If you were to be on one of those stars the light coming from the Earth would appear as if the Earth was moving away from you. Also the Andromeda galaxy is on a collision course with ours.

[i]Well, it's simply because the Lord created the Earth and our Sun and all the stars (other suns) using the Earth as the Center of Creation. From this central hub, the galaxies are moving away, causing a red light shift. There is no other explanation.[i]
Like I said this is completely relative. I wouldn't be surprised if someone on an alien planet an equally irrational alien being was making the exact same argument.

11/27/2007 11:32:06 PM

Fanatic-Templar

And I thought I was narcissistic.

11/27/2007 11:57:48 PM

Viva

Erm.. no. If every object is moving away from every other, it will not be possible to determine which one is the center if you're yourself one of these objects.

11/28/2007 12:04:48 AM

Rhys



"What science proves" Ahahahahahahaha!

11/28/2007 12:27:46 AM

approximate

David...all of your grade school science teachers have just committed suicide over your post.

11/28/2007 12:35:48 AM

agentCDE

THE DOPPLER EFFECT AND REDSHIFT DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

11/28/2007 12:42:25 AM

SSJPunk

I am the center of the universe. I know because cars change pitch(high -> low) when they go past me. Nobody else ;)

11/28/2007 12:48:28 AM

Papabear

There is a huge gulf between what "the WORD" says and what science proves.

11/28/2007 12:51:37 AM

The Arrogant DC Comics Polytheist

In my religion, Oa is the center of the universe. I have text to prove it, too. Earth, though, is the center of the Multiverse, which is why we have so many gods here to protect it.

11/28/2007 1:02:58 AM

Morninglight

I'm fairly certain that Galilleo proved this false...

11/28/2007 1:46:47 AM

Lunalelle

*giggles madly*

Yeah, we're here. It happened here. We're not anywhere else. We're here.

DUH! If we were anywhere else, it would have happened elsewhere. What's the significance of it being HERE OMG!!@@!

11/28/2007 1:58:57 AM

Michael

And astronomy proves you wrong, and bat-shit crazy to boot. FAILURE IMMINENT!

11/28/2007 2:07:15 AM

anevilmeme

Failed astronomy didn't you?

1 The Earth isn't the center of the universe, it isn't even the center of the solar system.

2 The universe is expanding. A redshift will be observed not only from the Earth but from any point in the universe.

11/28/2007 5:57:20 AM

Mister Spak

If you didn't know it, the sun goes around the earth. It goes up in the east and goes down in the west because it's going around and around.



11/28/2007 6:02:36 AM

MK

"Seriously cap'n, the website canna hold much more of this massive overload of failure!"

11/28/2007 6:15:17 AM

Paler_Face

I think I just broke my clue-bat. Can I just tell this guy to find the edge of the world, and jump off it?

11/28/2007 6:16:19 AM

Galileo

Failed astronomy again?

11/28/2007 6:17:59 AM

Highwayman

"It was here, and not in some far-flung galaxy,"

But if we were in some far-flung galaxy then that place would be here.

Did your head just explode?

11/28/2007 7:08:27 AM

Frank

You can't actualy prove earth isn't the centre of the universe. I read that in A Short History of Nearly Everything.

11/28/2007 7:18:43 AM

LabRat

Failed astronomy? No way he ever TOOK astronomy.

11/28/2007 7:58:36 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Next up in our 16th Century news roundup: some fellow named Copernicus, with a startling new idea concerning planetary motion.

11/28/2007 8:03:15 AM



You never picked a book on astronomy did you?

11/28/2007 8:12:34 AM

Zipperback

I hope someone explains the "raisin bread" effect to him.

Short version, the universe is like a giant loaf of raisin bread dough and each galaxy is a raisin. As the dough rises the bubbles in it expand pushing every raisin further from the center of the dough, but also pushing every raisin away from every other raisin at the same time.

11/28/2007 8:17:04 AM

JasoNF

the WORD also says the Earth is a flat disk, and if you believe and drink poison you won't die.

At least they were semiliterate shepherds living in the bronze age. It was natural for them to believe this or some equivalent myth.
What's your excuse for believing it now?

11/28/2007 8:27:40 AM

Michael

You really need to read this guys website. I laughed. I peed. I came.

11/28/2007 8:46:01 AM
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