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#346648
Old Viking
You know your wife has read the book if she stops complaining about being shoeless and pregnant.
11/28/2007 2:01:50 PM
#346653
Mister Spak
Is allowing anal sex one of those indications? How about a threesome?
11/28/2007 2:06:45 PM
#346655
Mudflappus
Say Kathleen, whatcha doin later?
11/28/2007 2:08:07 PM
#346658
Jon
Your husband is probably all kinds of happy with the fact that you are willing to submit to him. By the way, what are Christian women doing writing books? Isn't that a slight against God?
11/28/2007 2:08:43 PM
#346661
Papabear
Maybe she just watched a couple of Brad Pitt movies. Maybe she had an oyster sald for lunch and washed it down with a quart of gingsing. Maybe she exhausted the pool boy and the meter reader already. Maybe she's just a horny little slut coming out of her shell.
11/28/2007 2:14:30 PM
#346677
ZugTheMegasaurus
Somehow I think that reading that book would make me want to stop having sex...and that'd piss my boyfriend off, since twice a day is kind of a minimum...
11/28/2007 2:25:18 PM
#346678
Doctor Whom
Please don't share the rest of the list. I can see where it's headed, and I really don't need any D/s porn for Jesus.
11/28/2007 2:26:06 PM
#346685
11/28/2007 2:30:51 PM
#346702
Garfield
Is Debi Pearl the real name? The spelling makes it look like stripper or something
11/28/2007 3:01:55 PM
#346704
ds
I "make love" at least twice a day and I'm a dirty evil blue-hair bisexual feminist witch.
11/28/2007 3:06:02 PM
#346707
Garfield
we could probablyquote each and every one of the testemonies there ... it's aweful!
Stepford?
11/28/2007 3:07:20 PM
#346716
Osiris
This book is an attack on basic human rights and the idea of free will.
11/28/2007 3:18:38 PM
#346717
big baby jesus
enough with the self loathing
11/28/2007 3:19:21 PM
#346734
Lex Kitten
Tch, a woman wanting to have sex? She shouldn't have any wants, other than to serve her husband!
Besides which, if she's having sex twice a day, who's cooking dinner and raising the children? Sounds like bad mothering to me!
11/28/2007 3:37:05 PM
#346747
Angel Kaida
So Debi Pearl turns you on. Interesting.
...
Seriously, what the Christ?
11/28/2007 3:48:57 PM
#346768
cool cats
How about reading a book on how to be a person.
11/28/2007 4:10:16 PM
#346769
anevilmeme
WTF is this? The top 10 bestseller list for the trailer park crowd?
11/28/2007 4:12:12 PM
#346806
Including when she's sick, worried or not just in the mood?, or when she has been brainwashed to believe that she's your sexual slave?
11/28/2007 4:40:38 PM
#346807
Horsefeathers
"For example, you know your wife has read the book if she is wanting to make love twice in a day!!"
But... sex is an evil, shameful thing, remember? Don't you good little fundy prudes abstain from talking about things like that?
11/28/2007 4:40:43 PM
#346816
GigaGuess
@Horsefeathers
Not to mention, no godly woman has a sex drive. She's to wait until her man desires for her to service him.
11/28/2007 4:49:58 PM
#346826
Blackvoice
I thought sex was only for procreation purposes.
11/28/2007 5:02:02 PM
#346827
Hector
That quote makes me wonder if she really wants to make love twice a day or she's doing it because the book says she has to.
It's really not fun to make love with someone who doesn't want to, and that's something I wouldn't want my wife or girlfriend to do.
11/28/2007 5:03:39 PM
#346836
Caterina
You know, I've never read that book, and I have almost always wanted to make love with my husband twice a day.
11/28/2007 5:16:07 PM
#346858
Niali
Hmmmmm. You feel comfortable expressing wants to your husband after reading a book that was supposed to make you a submissive servant. That's hopeful, at least.
11/28/2007 5:56:39 PM
#346864
approximate
I think a fundie would be a sexual turn-off, even if she's willing to do it twice a day. Maybe it's just me, but a working brain is definitely part of the allure.
11/28/2007 6:03:26 PM
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