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This life on Earth is but temporary. It is preparation for REAL life. Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive.

Logically, the most important thing in life is your personal relationship with our Creator!

He has given us a book, The Holy Bible. In it are many instructions and historically accurate stories.

Your SOUL (your essence … your karma … your inner being) will go back to God after this life.

Don’t make it your life’s pursuit to hide from God behind evolution (without even bothering to watch even one Kent Hovind video)

P.A., CSE blogs 46 Comments [11/28/2007 4:11:44 PM]
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Osiris

I did. I felt that no good Christian would lie as much as he does.

11/28/2007 4:14:55 PM

Mister Spak

"Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive.
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These folks are called fundies.


11/28/2007 4:20:07 PM

Prager

This life on Earth is temporary and all we have. Some folks want you to believe this life is a test. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive. They are blind. They are called "people of faith".

Logically, the most important thing in life is trying hard not to step on anyone's toes!

The bible and quran claim to be the word of some kind of 'god'. In it are many myths and historically inaccurate stories.

Don’t make it your life’s pursuit to hide from reality behind god and/or creationism (don't even bother watching even one Kent Hovind's videos - they are a complete waste of time)

FIXED

11/28/2007 4:22:06 PM

Angel Kaida

"Logically"
I do not think it means what you think it means.

11/28/2007 4:25:14 PM

BurntBush

I watched one of his videos and I laughed so hard that I pissed myself. I guess that makes me and god mates?

11/28/2007 4:25:22 PM

approximate

The REAL life is death?

11/28/2007 4:30:33 PM

GigaGuess

"This life on Earth is but temporary. It is preparation for REAL life. Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive."
You have no idea how many people in YOUR camp you just condemned there, do you?

"Logically, the most important thing in life is your personal relationship with our Creator!"
I really don't choose to devote myself to an absentee father. I live my life to fulfill my dreams, not to make some entity happy...maybe.

"He has given us a book, The Holy Bible. In it are many instructions and historically accurate stories."
Explain why little if any of the stories told are not backed up with geological, or archaeological evidence, then.

"Your SOUL (your essence … your karma … your inner being) will go back to God after this life."
Provided you were a big enough kiss ass. And karma isn't a soul. It's a force that metes out a sort of cosmic justice...reward the good, punish the bad...[/pedant]

"Don’t make it your life’s pursuit to hide from God behind evolution (without even bothering to watch even one Kent Hovind video) "
Speaking of liars and cheats...
And is God that insecure that he can't deal with his creations misunderstanding his hand in things? Can he not just rectify the mistake in the afterlife?

11/28/2007 4:31:30 PM

Doctor Whom

One of the saddest things about religion (and not just Christianity) is that it teaches people to see this life as just a waiting room for Heaven, Olam ha-Ba, or what have you. Instead of living this life, they sit on an uncomforable couch and flip through old golf magazines until their numbers are called.

11/28/2007 4:36:23 PM

Horsefeathers

"This life on Earth is but temporary. It is preparation for REAL life. Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive."

Obviously they'll need to retake the test then. Sounds suspiciously like you're proposing reincarnation.

"Logically, the most important thing in life is your personal relationship with our Creator!"

In order for that to follow logically you'd have to show your "Creator" exists.

"He has given us a book, The Holy Bible. In it are many instructions and historically accurate stories."

Yes. Instructions you people don't follow and "historically accurate" stories that either contradict themselves from one book to the next or are so mundane as to not be terribly important to begin with.

"Your SOUL (your essence … your karma … your inner being) will go back to God after this life."

Then you have evidence for both a soul and God? No, thought not. One shouldn't proclaim things as truth when one has no evidence to support it.

"Don’t make it your life’s pursuit to hide from God behind evolution (without even bothering to watch even one Kent Hovind video)"

First of all, how does someone hide from an omnipotent and omnipresent entity?

Second of all, Kent Hovind? Are you insane? I've seen about one minute and forty seconds of one of his videos and found, literally, at least a half a dozen errors. And that was just in his introduction before he actually started debating/preaching.

11/28/2007 4:38:03 PM

Mike

Emo Jesus: Dude... the bibles like everything, or you just a nobody. So I'm gonna go cry in my Deity Corner now.

11/28/2007 4:41:04 PM



If life is temporary and you're going to Heaven only believing in a book and a religion(or relationship with a non-visible creator, whatever you like), what's the point on watching an inaccurate video from Dr Dino?

11/28/2007 4:42:33 PM

Tempus

Some folks are not passing the tests. They cheat and steal. They push down others. They look to fight for its own sake. They deceive.

Like this man?



11/28/2007 4:43:59 PM

Jake Steel

Kunt Hovind is a false prophet and a felon, I'll have nothing to do with him.

11/28/2007 4:56:39 PM

Hector

Originally posted by P.A.


Your SOUL (your essence … your karma … your inner being) will go back to God after this life.


Just nitpicking here, but karma is not the same as soul.


11/28/2007 4:59:12 PM

Mudflappus

Man, you started off so spiritually well and then fucked up by dropping the Hovind bomb. You just lost all credibility right there. I wouldn't trust that fucking hack Kent Hovind to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

11/28/2007 5:13:08 PM

Blackvoice

If your Jesus died to forgive our sins, then we are actually supposed to make them. Or are you going to make his sacrifice meaningless?

11/28/2007 5:29:02 PM

Niali

Well... that's kind of like saying we should kill people just to make good on all that hard work legislators cranked out making murder laws.

Kent Hovind reminds me of Michael Crichton's "The Sphere." If you haven't read it, the Sphere is this device we discover, that empowers you to change reality to match your perceptions, rather than the usual converse.

11/28/2007 5:46:10 PM

Old Viking

Salvation is contingent on watching Kent Hovind videos? I'm dog meat.

11/28/2007 5:48:43 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Ahhh. So this is how they force the fundies to buy "dokter" dino's bullshit.

11/28/2007 5:49:42 PM

The Jamo

Logically, the most important thing in life is your personal relationship with our Creator!

Logically? Please illustrate the logic needed to verify that statement.

11/28/2007 5:56:00 PM

Cabal

Wow. I thought PA was nuts but this really takes the cake.

Karma? Sounds like heresy to me.

11/28/2007 6:09:04 PM

Michael

Ahhh...P.A.? Would that be Paul Abramson? Kent Hovind's chief salesman and ass licker? Why the fuck don't you people get a real life and stop hiding behind the shit that "Dr." Hovind spews from behing fundie pulpits, calling it "science." It's a fucking joke!

11/28/2007 6:30:31 PM

flipper

"They cheat and steal...They deceive" This may be the most honest thing ever written on CSE, You just described your founder!

11/28/2007 8:23:08 PM

Orca

If there's a test to pass, Kent Hovind is getting a big fat F. I tried watching one of his videos, but he's such a liar. It's like trying to listen to a used car salesman; you have to resist the urge to shoot yourself in the head.

11/28/2007 10:09:35 PM

Heyoka

Nobody's hiding from your god behind evolution. Evolution stands on its own merit.

11/28/2007 10:57:13 PM
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