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As I have always said.....there is NO such thing as a true atheist.
Label them what they really are. God haters.
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[11/28/2007 5:54:25 PM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
Yes. I hate something that doesn't exist.
Tell me, do you believe in purple flying elephants? (I'm going to assume you said "no.") Why do you hate purple flying elephants? What did a purple flying elephant ever do to you?
11/28/2007 5:59:11 PM
It has to exist before I can hate it.
Like you, for example.
11/28/2007 6:00:47 PM
There is no such thing as a true Christian. There are only haters of the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
11/28/2007 6:00:58 PM
No god = atheist.
Fundies are the true god haters.
11/28/2007 6:09:27 PM
I don't hate god, I hate his fan-club
11/28/2007 6:16:56 PM
If Jesus has taught christians anything it's the importance of labels. I wonder though, if young Caiper has the proper label on his bible... WARNING! CORROSIVE
11/28/2007 6:20:51 PM
Actually, I am a CaiperLane hater.
11/28/2007 6:25:27 PM
Fail. Actually, i don't hate god. I'm not a full fledged atheist. I was an Evangelical pastor at one time. I have just seen too much shit in my life to really think that there is a God who cares. Is there a God? Maybe... But if there is, I'm not wasting any more of my time groveling to him, begging him to forgive my sin and trying to live up to standards that are impossible to keep. And no, I don't hate God. I DO HATE fundies that try to tell me I'm going to hell for turning my back on Jebus...
11/28/2007 6:26:31 PM
The reality of atheists doesn't seem to bend very well to your will CaiperLane. Are you sure you even understand what you are talking about? I bet you misrepresent evolution as well. Just a guess!
11/28/2007 6:29:35 PM
Label away, Sparky. We'll try to bear up under it.
11/28/2007 6:34:29 PM
Why do you hate the Graeco-Roman pantheon so much?
11/28/2007 6:52:32 PM
I don't hate your god, because it doesn't exist. However, I do despise Odin...that one-eyed rune fiddler.
11/28/2007 7:13:31 PM
Just because you can't get your tiny mind around an idea doesn't mean that idea doesn't exist. You are a fool.
11/28/2007 7:28:58 PM
*performs Akuma's RAGING DEMON*
*CaiperLane lays below his feet*
11/28/2007 7:41:35 PM
No, God-haters would be Maltheists.
11/28/2007 7:47:11 PM
Hypocrites label others to fit their own prejudices. God hatred would require admitting the existence of God, which would violate the definition of atheist.
11/28/2007 8:18:19 PM
As I have always said.....there is NO such thing as a true theist.
Label them [as] what they really are. Reality haters.
11/28/2007 8:18:57 PM
There is no such thing as a true Christian. Label them as what they really are. Reality haters.
EDIT: Too slow.
11/28/2007 8:36:52 PM
No CaiperLane, I simply hate
11/28/2007 9:12:13 PM
11/28/2007 9:18:36 PM
I hate your god about as much as I hate Zeus, ruler of Mount Olympus. You're trying to vindicate your god by claiming atheists hate him, but the truth is much worse: we think he's not real. And I bet you're deep-down scared that we're right.
11/28/2007 11:01:01 PM
I am part of the Internet Hate Machine. Does that count?
11/28/2007 11:27:13 PM
Why limit yourself to hating only one non-existent deity and/or mythical creature?
11/29/2007 1:25:43 AM
No, I hate people who are asinine enough to tell me what I truly believe and/or hate.
Funny how that works out.
EDIT: @Anonymous: Don't forget that you never forgive, either.
11/29/2007 1:37:41 AM
I have always said.................atheist are guys who don't believe in any divinity, is it that hard for you?
11/29/2007 3:24:00 AM