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Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 62 Comments [11/29/2007 4:11:57 AM]
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#347163
-i

mmmh, space sex =D

11/29/2007 4:35:25 AM
#347167
Prager

Bobby really has a one track mind.

11/29/2007 4:39:46 AM
#347170
mischief

brilliant. The return of Robert T Lee. This is my favourite fundy, he's got a near perfect combination of hating everyone in the entire world and utter madness.

11/29/2007 4:44:27 AM
#347171
The Arrogant Atheist

And what are the positives I'm supposed to get from your god that doesn't allow space sex?

11/29/2007 4:45:31 AM
#347175
demodocos

So when mankind colonizes space and leaves this rock, your kind will stay behind? Please say so. :)

11/29/2007 4:55:49 AM
#347177
Tempus

Snopes says you're a dumbass, Robbie Lee.

And who gives a fuck if they did? We'll be living there permanently soon enough.

11/29/2007 5:00:16 AM
#347188
Athar

I'd call vulture but this is pretty old. I call necrophilliac!


11/29/2007 5:31:56 AM
#347201
Captain Janeway

Pulling a Falwell I see. You are disgusting beyond words.

11/29/2007 5:50:37 AM
#347205
Lex Kitten

I really want to try sex in space. I asked my high-school science teacher what effect she thought zero-gravity would have on sex....

She said you'd probably need something to hold on to, to get any decent thrust. (Btw Bobby, she taught us about evolution like it was a FACT too!).

11/29/2007 5:51:42 AM
#347208
flipper

Anyone attempting to try sex in zero-gravity is definitely my hero! Next question?

11/29/2007 5:55:02 AM
#347222
Mister Spak

Hundred mile high club? Where can I get the video?

11/29/2007 6:10:33 AM
#347226
szena

If they don't, aren't they committing murder? We can't have people refusing to become pregnant. Being on a NASA mission is no excuse.

11/29/2007 6:12:57 AM
#347251
anevilmeme

If you gaze long enough into the Stupid, the Stupid will gaze back into you.

11/29/2007 6:28:02 AM
#347255
Freboy

I imagine the woman's breasts (assuming at least one woman is involved) will go bouncing like in a hentai video.

Also, great reversal of the logics. Instead of "you sin so something bad will happen", we move on to "something bad happened so you sinned".

11/29/2007 6:36:14 AM
#347267
Brain_In_A_Jar

Ahh, good old "just world" fallacy. They died horribly, so they must have done something wrong!

We really must encourage more people to grow out of this primitive and dangerous mode of thought by about age six or so.

11/29/2007 7:06:15 AM
#347271
BreeStar

Yeah... You know, you are clearly fucked up. Seek help. PLEASE.

11/29/2007 7:18:22 AM
#347273
apYrs

thoroughly nasty site, thoroughly nasty man.

The only thing you can say is that he is consistent in his hatred of almost everybody, and his self-righteousness shines like a rotting fish..

11/29/2007 7:22:00 AM
#347284
LabRat

Oh look, Job's friends are alive and well and posting on Ten Commandments

11/29/2007 7:36:10 AM
#347286


Ridiculous, to say the least. One, do you know if they were really having sex, or if they were fornicating or having homosexual sex or whatever?. Second, thousands of missions, were people were less than saints, succeed, why would God punish this yes and the others don't?. Moreover, why do you asume that they deserve to die or whatever because of sex crimes, when Jesus forgave an adultress?, couldn't they be liars or just less than perfect?

11/29/2007 7:36:50 AM
#347294


no, they didn't have sex in space. nice house of cards there. let's watch it fall...

11/29/2007 7:50:10 AM
#347296


"She said you'd probably need something to hold on to, to get any decent thrust. (Btw Bobby, she taught us about evolution like it was a FACT too!)."

"Making love in a zero-g environment
may be more hazardous than advocates assume.
Adrift in compartments three-dimensional,
pelvic push may quickly find
lovers parted and marooned
or rebounding off the walls... ricochet free fall."

11/29/2007 7:52:35 AM
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Caustic Gnostic

I'd say the mechanics of the process depends in a large part upon gravity, but maybe not. It needs leverage, at the very least, which may require a bondage frame for one of the participants...

11/29/2007 8:11:02 AM
#347346
John

He makes a false statement and then continues a meaningless fantasy about what would happen if it were true:

Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed?

No.

If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality.

But it isn't so, so they didn't.

If that is so then they got what they deserved.

But it isn't so, so they didn't.

Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?

But no corruption happened, so this is a rhetorical question.

11/29/2007 9:40:27 AM
#347348
Xotan

De mortuis nihil nisi bonum.

It's easy to defame the dead through insinuation, Isn't it. The only problem is that it shows an utter lack of decency and goodness on the part of whoever does so.

11/29/2007 9:44:12 AM
#347354
My Name is Bung

Sex in space is a sin no matter what because you were never married in space just on earth so if you went to space and wanted to have sex you would have to bring a Christian minister to make sure you were married in space but the plus side to this is that you can have a different wife in space than on earth because they're not the same place so it isn't a sin to take some hot broad to space and marry her than plow her for a while and land and go back to living with your wife and kids and Jesus. That way if you die on earth Jesus still loves you and if you die in space Space Jesus still loves you.

11/29/2007 9:50:02 AM
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