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#347198
David B.
The same way fundies worship the act of worshipping God, making them all polytheists, perhaps?
11/29/2007 5:44:29 AM
#347204
Thundersqueaks
"Atheism is a drug addiction. Atheists are addicted to not being addicted."
Makes more sense (seriously).
11/29/2007 5:51:23 AM
#347206
h2whoa
Yes. Being dead is living. Dead people live the very act of not having a pulse, not breathing, not metabolising and not reproducing.
11/29/2007 5:52:32 AM
#347212
flipper
"Somewhere in a universe far, far away..." what you just said makes sense, but in our universe it is just plain stupid.
11/29/2007 6:01:37 AM
#347219
Mister Spak
IF not worshipping is an act of worship, then is worshipping an act of atheism? Which would make wildkoala an atheist?
11/29/2007 6:07:35 AM
#347221
Prager
I'm going to make this so clear that even the brain-dead fundamentalists from RR will understand it: Atheists worship NOTHING! Any questions?
11/29/2007 6:08:53 AM
#347223
W.S.
What do you care if it's a religion or not? It's all still false to you.
11/29/2007 6:11:04 AM
#347238
anevilmeme
Is November redefine atheism month?
11/29/2007 6:19:41 AM
#347240
Satan is my life coach
And Atheism is the only true religion. Don't forget that, you stupid pagan fucktard
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
"Have you found your ability to reason yet?"
11/29/2007 6:20:47 AM
#347243
Doctor Whom
I have a fun new hobby. It's called not collecting stamps.
11/29/2007 6:22:30 AM
#347246
Mister Spak
Prager: That makes sense, because they claim everything came from nothing, therefore they worship nothing.
11/29/2007 6:23:27 AM
#347250
MK
"Cap'n! It's ripped a hole in the logic-time continuum! We are bein' sucked in!"
11/29/2007 6:27:52 AM
#347275
Grey Wolf
Originally posted by Doctor Whom
I have a fun new hobby. It's called not collecting stamps.
Which means you're not an atheist, since according to wildkoala, what you would be doing would be collecting not collecting stamps.
Hope that helps,
Grey Wolf
11/29/2007 7:24:02 AM
#347281
LabRat
@Doctor Whom
I have a nice sheet of Jimmy Stewart stamps I'm not giving you for your not collection of not stamps
11/29/2007 7:29:55 AM
#347290
You can redefine religion all you like, but reality is reality. And nobody worships an "act" but a divinity.
11/29/2007 7:45:51 AM
#347298
Amanda
Uh...what?
11/29/2007 7:56:06 AM
#347299
Roxas
1, 2, 3 and... *facepalm*
11/29/2007 8:00:45 AM
#347302
TB Tabby
If atheism is a religion, then cold is heat.
11/29/2007 8:13:39 AM
#347313
Tiny Bulcher
I'm a Zen atheist. I don't worship gods by not worshipping anything.
11/29/2007 8:36:56 AM
#347314
JasoNF
We get together every Sunday and worship not worshipping,
oh wait, no,
we go for, like, a three hour hike.
(Are we "worshipping" nature, or just stepping on it?)
11/29/2007 8:47:08 AM
#347334
Caustic Gnostic
Worship not-worshipping? Is that like Not-doing?
I worship Lethe by becoming drunk and passing out.
11/29/2007 9:18:30 AM
#347335
David B.
Prager wrote: "I'm going to make this so clear that even the brain-dead fundamentalists from RR will understand it: Atheists worship NOTHING!"
Trouble is, to a fundie that reads like we all gather around a giant null-set symbol every Sunday and mumble nihilistic prayers to it. They are congenitally incapable of imagining not worshipping anything, it's why they're fundies.
@Doctor Whom:
I used to be really serious about not collecting stamps, but then I acquired a baby daughter and switched hobbies. Now I'm not collecting coins and banknotes.
11/29/2007 9:22:25 AM
#347337
John
Then there's Anatheism. That's religion that worships not worshiping the act of not worshiping anything or anyone. And Antianatheism, a religion that worships not worshiping the refusal to worship the act of not worshiping anything or anyone.
11/29/2007 9:24:11 AM
#347340
Michael
The FAIL is strong in this one.
11/29/2007 9:26:46 AM
#347341
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Fundies are so accustomed to being mentally enslaved that they cannot even comprehend that not every one feels the need to worship something. Sad, actually.
11/29/2007 9:28:22 AM
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