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That is so sad.
11/29/2007 9:11:49 PM
*smashes head against wall*
11/29/2007 9:13:11 PM
Is there a way you could have heard of artificial insemination?
11/29/2007 9:14:11 PM
Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So Sex is in!
11/29/2007 9:15:49 PM
Ooooh boy, I can see the perverted comments for this quote coming already. There's already some on that page.
11/29/2007 9:18:23 PM
Yep, Donna, I could cornhole you, then you could let the emission dribble into your vagina, and with repeated attempts, you could eventually be impregnated and still retain your vaginal virginity.
11/29/2007 9:21:33 PM
Sorry, the stories of miraculous births are always made up long after the fact. You'll have to wait for your child to found a new religion before you can have a virgin birth.
11/29/2007 9:23:00 PM
Considering how painful sex can be if you don't know what you're doing the first time, and how painful childbirth is...
You want to combine that?
11/29/2007 9:25:46 PM
11/29/2007 9:30:43 PM
This isn't serious, she claims to be a member of "Landover Baptist" (which is a fake church site mocking fundies)
11/29/2007 9:34:30 PM
What, you're afraid you might enjoy it?
EDIT: Oh, she's a "Landover Baptist" member? Ah, never mind, obvious Poe. But she had me going there!
11/29/2007 9:34:59 PM
Quoth the Raven.
11/29/2007 9:53:22 PM
CONCEPTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! Got to be a poe!
11/29/2007 9:57:50 PM
Man Called True
Poe's Law at work. Dang. And I had my filthy jokes all ready, too.
11/29/2007 10:02:08 PM
Awesome, she's also a ulc.net ordained minister. So am I!
11/29/2007 10:58:56 PM
Smells like a Poe to me.
11/29/2007 11:09:08 PM
*splatters head all over the wall*
11/29/2007 11:16:37 PM
I believe being raped is the popular biblical alternative.
11/29/2007 11:40:56 PM
... ya know, in those days, sex was pretty much a requirement to be considered married.
That little girl had herself a husband.
But hey, don't let silly little facts get in the way.
11/29/2007 11:43:14 PM
11/29/2007 11:51:01 PM
The Poe thing still eludes me. I can has n00b explanation?
11/29/2007 11:52:26 PM
11/29/2007 11:57:37 PM
I wonder which part of biology class(and religion, for that matter)you missed.
11/30/2007 12:54:53 AM
11/30/2007 1:06:28 AM
Get out the turkey baster, honey.
11/30/2007 1:09:01 AM
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