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Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary?
I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex.


Ask Donna, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [11/29/2007 9:09:07 PM]
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That is so sad.

11/29/2007 9:11:49 PM

Random Guy

*smashes head against wall*

11/29/2007 9:13:11 PM

cyborgtroy

Is there a way you could have heard of artificial insemination?

11/29/2007 9:14:11 PM

DoctorFunkopolis

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So Sex is in!

11/29/2007 9:15:49 PM

Nick

Ooooh boy, I can see the perverted comments for this quote coming already. There's already some on that page.

11/29/2007 9:18:23 PM

AnonymousAsshole

Yep, Donna, I could cornhole you, then you could let the emission dribble into your vagina, and with repeated attempts, you could eventually be impregnated and still retain your vaginal virginity.

11/29/2007 9:21:33 PM

szena

Sorry, the stories of miraculous births are always made up long after the fact. You'll have to wait for your child to found a new religion before you can have a virgin birth.

11/29/2007 9:23:00 PM

Alena

Considering how painful sex can be if you don't know what you're doing the first time, and how painful childbirth is...

You want to combine that?

11/29/2007 9:25:46 PM

Jesus Klingon

Poe.

11/29/2007 9:30:43 PM

lionheart

This isn't serious, she claims to be a member of "Landover Baptist" (which is a fake church site mocking fundies)

11/29/2007 9:34:30 PM

tracer

What, you're afraid you might enjoy it?


EDIT: Oh, she's a "Landover Baptist" member? Ah, never mind, obvious Poe. But she had me going there!

11/29/2007 9:34:59 PM

Osiris

Quoth the Raven.

11/29/2007 9:53:22 PM

flipper

CONCEPTION DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! Got to be a poe!

11/29/2007 9:57:50 PM

Man Called True

Poe's Law at work. Dang. And I had my filthy jokes all ready, too.

11/29/2007 10:02:08 PM

Jocelyn

Awesome, she's also a ulc.net ordained minister. So am I!

11/29/2007 10:58:56 PM

Jon

Smells like a Poe to me.

11/29/2007 11:09:08 PM

Malfist

*splatters head all over the wall*

11/29/2007 11:16:37 PM

Julian

I believe being raped is the popular biblical alternative.

11/29/2007 11:40:56 PM

JD

... ya know, in those days, sex was pretty much a requirement to be considered married.

That little girl had herself a husband.

But hey, don't let silly little facts get in the way.

11/29/2007 11:43:14 PM

WhiteWingedDemon

lol, moron

11/29/2007 11:51:01 PM

cyborgtroy

...

The Poe thing still eludes me. I can has n00b explanation?

11/29/2007 11:52:26 PM

Lunalelle

Poe.

11/29/2007 11:57:37 PM



I wonder which part of biology class(and religion, for that matter)you missed.

11/30/2007 12:54:53 AM

Durane


11/30/2007 1:06:28 AM

approximate

Get out the turkey baster, honey.

11/30/2007 1:09:01 AM
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