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poe. But a hell of a funny one!
11/30/2007 1:11:18 AM
POE! (It has to be.)
11/30/2007 1:49:25 AM
11/30/2007 2:28:36 AM
A poe is someone who's taking the piss out of fundies
11/30/2007 4:23:52 AM
Have you tried Nasal Sex?
11/30/2007 5:12:50 AM
It's called a turkey baster, whore.
11/30/2007 5:26:27 AM
In vitro fertilisation. Which was furiously attacked by christians when it was invented.
11/30/2007 6:14:52 AM
Let your boyfriend jizz in your shoes, and then let the flies do the rest? Sorry, even though it's an obvious poe, I couldn't resist sharing my knowledge. The spirit moves within me.
11/30/2007 6:15:33 AM
Don't worry, the church will fuck you.
11/30/2007 6:44:22 AM
So now we're approving quotes from people who claim an affiliation with Landover Baptist. This makes the baby IPU cry.
11/30/2007 6:49:04 AM
11/30/2007 9:07:12 AM
Oh dear God! okay, get your man to jerk off into a turkey baster then squidge it up your bajingo.
11/30/2007 9:31:43 AM
Yes, it's a poe - but why would anyone want to skip the fun part of the process?
11/30/2007 9:35:43 AM
"Biggest Prude Ever" award?
11/30/2007 9:41:22 AM
Mary was a virgin.....If you don't count anal.
11/30/2007 10:25:46 AM
Get a bowl
Get a turkey baster
Have some guy jack off and come in the bowl
Figure out the rest.
I bet she is too ugly to fuck anyways
11/30/2007 11:26:13 AM
Oh, my, I'm laughing so hard! xD
11/30/2007 12:05:36 PM
Pray real hard. If God doesn't inseminate you, then you are not meant to reproduce.
11/30/2007 12:27:00 PM
Sperm Donors for Jesus Award!
11/30/2007 1:12:29 PM
You can get pregnant by sitting on a toilet seat. Just make sure someone's sitting on it already. :)
11/30/2007 1:32:53 PM
11/30/2007 1:45:40 PM
What, is this person eight years old or something?!
11/30/2007 3:35:52 PM
She's an ordained pastor and televangelist in LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH, which explains quite a lot.
11/30/2007 4:33:21 PM
Invitro fertilization, but you're a fundie so that doesn't exist in your world.
Sex is cool, sex is neat, sex makes fundies piss on the toilet seat.
11/30/2007 7:08:43 PM
11/30/2007 7:23:28 PM
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