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Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary?
I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex.


Ask Donna, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [11/29/2007 9:09:07 PM]
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Julez

Poe.

From her profile:
"As a hobby Donna is a fabulous adult entertainer, specializing in Catholic nun fantasies."

12/1/2007 7:33:27 PM



She can't be serious...
But yes "Ask Donna", you can get pregnant without having sex.

12/1/2007 8:18:00 PM

XQJ47 Automatic Roto Plooker

Sure there is, Hold your breath until god tells you to stop.

12/2/2007 2:43:36 AM

CouchCommando

This is more depressing than anything

12/7/2007 5:27:13 PM

The Joker

If sex is evil then where are all these little christians coming from?

12/26/2007 7:49:17 PM

Leo

What?

1/22/2008 11:24:45 PM

kat

Yes.... there is a way.... if you like turkey basters and/or frozen popsicles.

1/22/2008 11:58:55 PM

Richard the Dick

ROFL!!!!!!
Where to begin?

1/23/2008 12:40:38 AM

Grim

Poe, but I still have to say this.

Y'know that turkey baster that you got for your wedding shower? The one in the bottom drawer, that you never use? Well guess what, you're finally going to have an excuse to dust it off.

1/23/2008 12:41:53 AM

Red Cat

Swallow a few tadpoles - make sure they're male, 'cause if you swallow any female ones you'll be a lesbian!!!!

1/23/2008 2:58:03 AM

Princess Rot

Yes, in vitro. The same way lesbians do it.

Ah, Landover Baptist. Home of the Poe. But Rotty is kind and will repeat advice anyway.

3/10/2008 3:25:30 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

ULC ministers FTW!

3/10/2008 3:49:20 PM

TerriblyAmused

Leaving aside the ridiculous query about Christian sex (missionary position wasn't invented by Jews, y'know), MARY WAS A F*CKING VIRGIN!
F*cking and virgin are somewhat exclusive terms, but my message remains.

3/10/2008 3:51:16 PM

Jeff Weskamp

This is a Poe, but it does remind me of the Artificial Insemination scene from Pink Flamingoes....

"Oh my God, what are you doing!!!! Why are you doing that right in front of me!!?? Stop it, you asshole, stop it! Oh, how vile can you be!!??"

3/22/2008 6:10:18 PM

whathehell

i think the only way that can happen is if you actually are the virgin Mary, meaning that it will never happen again.
but there is also adoption, but that means you won't get pregnant like you want. or there's in-vitro fertilization.

3/22/2008 6:28:17 PM

Proserpina

Poe?

3/22/2008 6:36:13 PM

SpiderWeb

this person is actually a well-known poe.

3/22/2008 9:15:13 PM

Jewwithabrain

If it makes it easier to say you don't want to have sex because of Christianity, i suppose that's your business. But my first thought when I read this was "what a sad, sad lesbian."

3/23/2008 4:33:42 AM

gargoyle1

Wait a minute . . . I think I used to date her.

3/25/2008 3:46:25 PM



The Bible condones sex. It even condones adultery and incest and other things that it condemns. While condoning at the same time.

6/27/2008 11:48:12 AM



I pity this girl / women.

8/13/2008 6:29:44 PM

Shadoboy

It's a Poe, then? Good, I was about to smash my head to the wall.

8/13/2008 8:54:49 PM

clockworkgirl21

I smell Poe, but...

you can have a baby without having sex. A man can jack off in a cup, and you pour it into your vagina.

Yup.

2/13/2010 11:30:10 PM



What she says to her chosen "best answer", who asks to be adopted:

"Consider yourself adopted and <b>now you, like me are one of the special chosen ones of God!</b>"

8/29/2010 10:32:09 AM

Kyeto-X

A) God Made Sex, Thus not a sin
B) Sex is NOT just for reprodcution. It is for social and interpersonal conection
C) Artifical insemination...idiot...

Also, first post on the forum :D

3/9/2011 8:35:03 AM
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