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Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary?
I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex.


Ask Donna, Yahoo Answers 82 Comments [11/29/2007 9:09:07 PM]
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Anon-e-moose

"Is there a way that I can become pregnant without having sex like Mary?
I want to conceive in the most Christian way possible and I do not want create a baby in a sinful fashion by having sex."





>:D

And this just has to be seen to be believed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h7T4FRpMEA

Let's Ask Donna if the harmonica can be played by a woman using her...

(*is shot*)

X3

3/9/2011 9:48:09 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Ain't natural selection great?
This moron won't reproduce.

10/9/2013 10:07:50 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Son of a...Look, is this "FSTDT" or "POE's on parade?!?"

10/9/2013 2:42:10 PM

HappyGazpacho

No snark or mockery for this one. It just makes me sad.

11/26/2013 11:05:14 AM

Swede

Don't knock it til you've tried it, dearie.

There are ways, yes, if your country allows sperm donations to single women. Many countries don't, as they are "afraid" that lesbians are going to use it. However, the Bible doesn't mention donations, or IVFs, so I guess this is not a Christian way...

11/26/2013 1:27:01 PM



It's a poe. It's cut and paste from the landover baptist site

7/5/2014 6:54:18 AM

Mark Poe

How do these people even breed?

7/5/2014 7:36:24 AM
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