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#347676
AnonymousAsshole
Geez, I thought I was an asshole. This dude is the assaholic king.
11/29/2007 7:33:25 PM
#347677
W.S.
You beat your wife, don't you?
11/29/2007 7:33:57 PM
#347681
Ansem the Wise
I think this is a repeat, but, um, yeah. Please, please let this be satirical... (Except I know it isn't. Great.)
11/29/2007 7:36:28 PM
#347685
Caustic Gnostic
...for a while anyway.
Yup. Very hopeful.
11/29/2007 7:38:57 PM
#347686
tracer
Well ... at least he's not one of those "If your husband beats you, shut up and take it, bitch" Fundies.
I guess that's a BIT of an improvement.
11/29/2007 7:41:14 PM
#347695
Wow...
I never thought anyone could say "call the cops on wife-beaters/child abusers" and *still* sound like a total dick.
11/29/2007 7:52:50 PM
#347698
SaneChick
Your god sucks.
11/29/2007 7:59:26 PM
#347703
for a while anyway.
bout sums it up...
11/29/2007 8:02:27 PM
#347707
Jamie
"calmly inform him that the next time he physically assaults you or the kids, you are going to call the law and have him arrested."
No, not next time: The first time. Then you march your ass down to the divorce lawyer.
I don't get this guy. Child molestation and assault are ok, yet divorce is unforgivable?
Also: "If you or your children have been hit (other than the children being spanked) so as to leave discernable marks two hours later"
Isn't this the douche that advocates beating your child with PVC pipe? Seems like THAT would leave a mark...
11/29/2007 8:08:15 PM
#347737
MK
I think I'm detecting Poe now. This is a guy logging onto that Debi Pearl site, right? Two things give it away - the last line, for one, and that whole bit about calmly informing your abusive husband that you're going to call the cops. That kind of shit is guaranteed to get him into a flying rage and haul off and make sure you NEVER call the cops.
I think this guy is deliberately trying to bait the fundaholic Mrs. Pearl. But does he have to be such an asshole in doing it?
11/29/2007 8:38:30 PM
#347818
So next time he knows he has to smash the phone or cut the line first.
11/29/2007 9:35:24 PM
#347826
Osiris
No Greater Joy apparently refers to
Child abuse
Spousal abuse
Prison rape
11/29/2007 9:49:42 PM
#347930
Moordryd
Yeah, that's right. Infuriate the abuser further by threatening legal action so that he beats you to death instead.
No, what you should do is leave immediately, press charges immediately and D I V O R C E the fucker immediately.
11/29/2007 11:30:53 PM
#348119
Mandy
Guys who get out of prison run straight home to their ladies and treat them wonderfully—for a while anyway.
And then they return to their old ways? So you have to get him arrested again. Then when he's done his time, he'll treat you wonderfully again for a while.
Rinse and repeat.
11/30/2007 7:29:32 AM
#348124
GigaGuess
"...for a while anyway."
And then he ices the bitch.
Seriously...does this man have ANY cognitive skills?!
11/30/2007 7:48:00 AM
#348195
stogoe
that whole bit about calmly informing your abusive husband that you're going to call the cops. That kind of shit is guaranteed to get him into a flying rage and haul off and make sure you NEVER call the cops.
I had that same thought. I mean, if you really want to kill yourself, there are better ways to do it than getting your violent and abusive spouse to beat you to death. Even 'suicide by cop' would be marginally quicker and less painful.
11/30/2007 10:43:45 AM
#348200
Blackvoice
—for a while anyway."
Exactly.
11/30/2007 10:50:11 AM
#348296
Old Viking
Advice for the suicidal.
11/30/2007 2:18:42 PM
#348299
I nominate this guy to worst psychologist ever.
11/30/2007 2:27:15 PM
#348380
Are these the same people who got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't leave Bill after he cheated on her? What a load of garbage.
11/30/2007 4:31:22 PM
#423312
Princess Rot
Its the "for a while" bit at the end that really creeps me out. A while till what? He kills her and rapes her corpse? Burns down the house with her and the kids inside it?
Anyway, I know I'm only reiterating. It just... gets me. I feel a vague need to shower.
3/4/2008 4:16:28 PM
#1168855
ScrewedUpDollie
No, they run home and beat the shit out of the woman for getting them arrested.
You are a miserable excuse for a human being.
6/16/2010 11:27:44 AM
#1169282
just0kay
FUCK
YOU
and this society that bore you
6/18/2010 1:27:00 AM
#1169283
*shudder*
6/18/2010 1:32:09 AM
#1169290
Swede
EVERY mark that is still there after two hours ought to warant prosecution. Why do you make exception for child abuse?
Regardless what you think about spanking children, if you hit hard enough to make lasting marks, you have left spanking and entered into child-battering.
Why would you want to write love-letters to or share a romantic phone call with a man who disregards and disrespects you enough to beat you?
6/18/2010 2:04:34 AM
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