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When you chunk a bad marriage, you chunk your lifelong opportunity for God to have manifested his power and glory. A failing marriage is a challenge to God. [...]

If you or your children have been hit (other than the children being spanked) so as to leave discernable marks two hours later, and you genuinely fear that he will repeat his battering, you can take legal steps without divorcing your husband. In a moment when he is not angry, calmly inform him that the next time he physically assaults you or the kids, you are going to call the law and have him arrested. You must first resolve in your heart that you are willing to prosecute him and see him go to jail. I visit prisons every week. It is a great place to mull over the consequences of one’s deeds. And I have never met a prisoner that turned down a visit from anyone. Think about it, lady; it is a great time for writing love letters and sharing a three-minute romantic phone call once a week. Guys who get out of prison run straight home to their ladies and treat them wonderfully—for a while anyway.

Michael, No Greater Joy 28 Comments [11/29/2007 7:23:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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AnonymousAsshole

Geez, I thought I was an asshole. This dude is the assaholic king.

11/29/2007 7:33:25 PM

W.S.

You beat your wife, don't you?

11/29/2007 7:33:57 PM

Ansem the Wise

I think this is a repeat, but, um, yeah. Please, please let this be satirical... (Except I know it isn't. Great.)

11/29/2007 7:36:28 PM

Caustic Gnostic

...for a while anyway.

Yup. Very hopeful.

11/29/2007 7:38:57 PM

tracer

Well ... at least he's not one of those "If your husband beats you, shut up and take it, bitch" Fundies.

I guess that's a BIT of an improvement.

11/29/2007 7:41:14 PM



Wow...

I never thought anyone could say "call the cops on wife-beaters/child abusers" and *still* sound like a total dick.

11/29/2007 7:52:50 PM

SaneChick

Your god sucks.

11/29/2007 7:59:26 PM



for a while anyway.

bout sums it up...

11/29/2007 8:02:27 PM

Jamie

"calmly inform him that the next time he physically assaults you or the kids, you are going to call the law and have him arrested."

No, not next time: The first time. Then you march your ass down to the divorce lawyer.

I don't get this guy. Child molestation and assault are ok, yet divorce is unforgivable?

Also: "If you or your children have been hit (other than the children being spanked) so as to leave discernable marks two hours later"

Isn't this the douche that advocates beating your child with PVC pipe? Seems like THAT would leave a mark...


11/29/2007 8:08:15 PM

MK

I think I'm detecting Poe now. This is a guy logging onto that Debi Pearl site, right? Two things give it away - the last line, for one, and that whole bit about calmly informing your abusive husband that you're going to call the cops. That kind of shit is guaranteed to get him into a flying rage and haul off and make sure you NEVER call the cops.

I think this guy is deliberately trying to bait the fundaholic Mrs. Pearl. But does he have to be such an asshole in doing it?

11/29/2007 8:38:30 PM



So next time he knows he has to smash the phone or cut the line first.

11/29/2007 9:35:24 PM

Osiris

No Greater Joy apparently refers to

Child abuse
Spousal abuse
Prison rape

11/29/2007 9:49:42 PM

Moordryd

Yeah, that's right. Infuriate the abuser further by threatening legal action so that he beats you to death instead.

No, what you should do is leave immediately, press charges immediately and D I V O R C E the fucker immediately.

11/29/2007 11:30:53 PM

Mandy

Guys who get out of prison run straight home to their ladies and treat them wonderfully—for a while anyway.

And then they return to their old ways? So you have to get him arrested again. Then when he's done his time, he'll treat you wonderfully again for a while.

Rinse and repeat.

11/30/2007 7:29:32 AM

GigaGuess

"...for a while anyway."

And then he ices the bitch.

Seriously...does this man have ANY cognitive skills?!

11/30/2007 7:48:00 AM

stogoe

that whole bit about calmly informing your abusive husband that you're going to call the cops. That kind of shit is guaranteed to get him into a flying rage and haul off and make sure you NEVER call the cops.

I had that same thought. I mean, if you really want to kill yourself, there are better ways to do it than getting your violent and abusive spouse to beat you to death. Even 'suicide by cop' would be marginally quicker and less painful.

11/30/2007 10:43:45 AM

Blackvoice

—for a while anyway."

Exactly.

11/30/2007 10:50:11 AM

Old Viking

Advice for the suicidal.

11/30/2007 2:18:42 PM



I nominate this guy to worst psychologist ever.

11/30/2007 2:27:15 PM



Are these the same people who got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't leave Bill after he cheated on her? What a load of garbage.

11/30/2007 4:31:22 PM

Princess Rot

Its the "for a while" bit at the end that really creeps me out. A while till what? He kills her and rapes her corpse? Burns down the house with her and the kids inside it?

Anyway, I know I'm only reiterating. It just... gets me. I feel a vague need to shower.

3/4/2008 4:16:28 PM

ScrewedUpDollie

No, they run home and beat the shit out of the woman for getting them arrested.
You are a miserable excuse for a human being.

6/16/2010 11:27:44 AM

just0kay

FUCK

YOU

and this society that bore you

6/18/2010 1:27:00 AM



*shudder*

6/18/2010 1:32:09 AM

Swede

EVERY mark that is still there after two hours ought to warant prosecution. Why do you make exception for child abuse?
Regardless what you think about spanking children, if you hit hard enough to make lasting marks, you have left spanking and entered into child-battering.

Why would you want to write love-letters to or share a romantic phone call with a man who disregards and disrespects you enough to beat you?

6/18/2010 2:04:34 AM
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