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Do you know it is the cross of Christ that holds us together?
Really, no bull, it is the cross that holds every thing about us together. 2000 years ago Paul wrote

For he ( Christ) holds the whole body together with its joints and ligaments, and it grows as God nourishes it.

I know you are thinking, blah blah balh, what an idiot, what a moron. This has nothing to do with faith. This is SCIENCE. Pure BIOLOGY. What Paul wrote back then has been found to be true today. It only took ‘science’ 2100 years to find it out. It’s called ‘laminin’ and its what hold you together. Every cell in your body is held together with laminin. Its that simple. Your skin cells, your cells that make up your brain, your organs, your flesh, all of them. Just like the ‘skin’ on a sausage link holds the sausage together, laminin holds you together. But you know what the great part of this is??? For the atheists out there who knows what’s coming now, does it just drive you crazy the way God puts his fingerprints on everything? Don’t you hate it when Science points BACK to the cross of cavalry? Oh I know you will say it is a coincidence or ‘a random chance’ but deep in side you know better. Wanna see the fingerprints of God? You might as well, you are covered with them. Billions and billions of them. From the top down, each of us is covered with the cross.


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darwin lied, Yahoo answers 52 Comments [11/29/2007 9:34:25 PM]
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Ha ha. Darwins Groupies lose again!!!

11/29/2007 9:53:06 PM



Hey look -- the hammer is seeing nails ...

Are you sure that ain't the Staff of Apollo, or more realistically, two line segments that happen to be perpendicular, because the shape is useful and appropriate?

11/29/2007 9:54:57 PM

AnonymousAsshole

The fuck you say?

Well hush ma mouth, and dip me in sheep shit.

11/29/2007 9:55:44 PM

Osiris

Excuse me but wtf are you doing?

11/29/2007 9:56:58 PM

MrBadAxe

Non-Sequitur of the Year. Hand s fucking down.

11/29/2007 10:06:56 PM

Snopester in Exile

It looks like a penis.

11/29/2007 10:12:40 PM

Brainy

I know you are thinking, blah blah balh, what an idiot, what a moron.

I stopped reading here.

11/29/2007 10:35:18 PM

Sean

I may be an "ignorant heathen", but I don't see the connection between Jesus and Laminin. It doesn't prove God's fingerprints or whatever. It's there because it has to be or we don't.

11/29/2007 11:12:44 PM

EnemyPartyII

The Bible says A, science shows B... observe through Fundieprism...

Hey look! The Bible predicted exactly what science shows!!!

11/29/2007 11:23:53 PM

Patches

Step 1: Wait for a scientific discovery to be made.
Step 2: Go through the Bible and find a passage that contains a few of the same words as this discovery and claim that the passage had predicted this discovery all along (it's just that no one happened to read it this way until just now)
Step 3: Prophet!

11/29/2007 11:26:12 PM

hip hop

LOL WUT?

11/29/2007 11:38:00 PM

cyborgtroy

Oh, wow - Two lines are intersecting. Pray to Jeebus.

11/29/2007 11:46:14 PM

Lunalelle

The cross is probably the simplest symbol of a religion that there is. It's two lines. It makes sense that you could see it everywhere. When the WTC collapses and some of the pieces left look like the cross (took a picture), that's not a sign. That's called basic architecture.

11/29/2007 11:57:09 PM

Jake Steel

hmm I don't see a connection here...

11/30/2007 12:18:52 AM

Apeiron

Wait, so where does evolution say that cells should fall apart?

What the fuck? Isn't it utterly obvious to anyone that in order for a species to evolve it must at the very least not fall apart into individual cells all the time? Isn't it obvious that whatever keeps cells together evolved naturally?

11/30/2007 12:44:06 AM

Durane

So what was the symbol of God before he got nailed up on a laminin molecule?

11/30/2007 1:03:18 AM

Michael

"I know you are thinking, What an idiot, blah, blah, blah. What a moron."

Wow. You read my mind! How do you do that?

11/30/2007 1:08:31 AM

darwin lied

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

11/30/2007 2:33:33 AM

Krakra Pernishki

Look, bub, it's a fuckin' simplification, that's what it is! I mean, look at the SPM images, for fuck's sake! None of them is a cross...

11/30/2007 3:39:43 AM

Tempus

Looks more like this...

11/30/2007 3:47:43 AM

ArmandT

Well, here's another theory.

Some of the most important materials on Earth are polymers. The protein, fat and carbs are specific types of polymers, which are basically long noodly strands. Some polymers also contain benzene rings, which look like meaty spheres to me. If anything, polymers are evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen.

11/30/2007 4:02:31 AM

APD

1. lol, Metaphor.
2. Evolution causes that.
3. Athiests=/=Anti-Thiests. Who the hell do you think we are?

11/30/2007 4:57:30 AM

Mister Spak

I always thought it was elmers glue.

11/30/2007 6:11:30 AM

Grand Pooba

For he ( Christ) holds the whole body together with its joints

You've confused Christ and Emperor Selassie!

11/30/2007 6:12:11 AM

BurntBush

So George Custer and his boys carried the cross at Little Bighorn?

11/30/2007 6:21:02 AM
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