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I received an email from a Muslim trying to convince me that Islam is the right way....before 9/11 I had never really understood to much about the religion and I hardly even heard about it....now, I am being bombarded with it every day!! This makes me believe that this religion is Satan's religion.....and this email that I received had a you tube video on it that had a christian who converted to islam speaking....and so I went to the video makers site and commented that Jesus is the only way to Heaven....and then I saw on his site a video about Christianity being Satan's religion and how we are brainwashed by the jews....never in my life have I seen anything like this....This is the biggest thing that tells me that the END TIMES are here....I thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States because it was so easy to love you here...I didn't have Islam anywhere near me....I know now that you are a little unhappy with the US because you are allowing Islam to enter into our country way more then ever before....I pray that you forgive us Dear God....there are still a lot of us who dearly love you Jesus!


cbressler1976, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [11/29/2007 9:59:12 PM]
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Osiris

This is how crusades start.

11/29/2007 10:02:01 PM

ArmandT

The last sentence suddenly had me imagining her orgasming at the desk.

On that note, I grew up in an Muslim-majority nation was bombarded with Islamic propaganda on a regular basis. I come here to the States and am bombarded with Christian propoganda on regular basis. I therefore decided that both religions are no more than two sides of the same coin.

11/29/2007 10:29:42 PM

Fanatic-Templar

It is clear evidence that they are a satanic religion that they believe we are a satanic religion!

11/29/2007 10:58:47 PM

Patches

Clearly if I call something Satanic, it's justified, but if they call something Satanic, it's ludicrous!

11/29/2007 11:09:51 PM

cyborgtroy

Yes, I pray that Jesus will forgive us for his allowing Islam into our country.

Kinda like, "Oh, hey, I'm trespassing in your apartment!"

"Well, yeah."

"But the landlord let me in!"

"I hope he forgives me for him letting you in!"

11/29/2007 11:39:19 PM

cyborgtroy

ArmandT:

Actually, they are like two faces of a 20-sided die.

ROLL FOR RELIGIOUS FUNDIEISM

11/29/2007 11:40:06 PM

Mike

You're ALL nuts!

11/29/2007 11:42:36 PM

Rhys

And if you were born into an Islamic community, you would be saying the exact same things about christianity.

11/30/2007 12:16:28 AM

Michael

Don't worry cbressler, I jusy dialed 911, the WAAAAMBULANCE is on it's way!

11/30/2007 12:56:19 AM

APD

Both you and the person in question are idiots, but you even more so.

11/30/2007 4:54:48 AM

Xotan

You need a better filter on your computer, or perhaps it needs to be exorcised from the Demons of Islam.

11/30/2007 5:20:50 AM

Mister Spak

"never in my life have I seen anything like this"

Even though you wrote something like this just one sentence previously.

11/30/2007 6:04:35 AM

Nutz

I forget. Why the Hell does God give a shit about the USA so much? I mean, historically speaking it hasn't lasted nearly as long as many other nations as of yet and it was specifically founded to allow people to ignore or praise God in any way they choose. Seems to me if God had favorites it'd be a theocracy somewhere where everyone had to praise Jesus all damn day.

11/30/2007 6:53:23 AM

moonkitty

This fundy is claming he recieved an e-mail with a youtube.com video before 9/11. Did youtube.com even exist back then?

11/30/2007 7:38:36 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Now you know how it feels to be pestered by religious types, hmmm?

11/30/2007 7:52:45 AM

NonProphet

Psst... Muslims have been here for decades. They're people too, whether you like it or not. Get over it.

PS - Islam has the same god as Christianity. No amount of lying to yourself will change that.

11/30/2007 8:09:13 AM

the_ignored

Something really stupid? Check out this post later on:

Of course, there will be people who will resist Islam - Jews and true Christians.

Yeah, while we skeptics and atheists, Sikhs, Buddhists, etc. will all rush to embrace Islam.

Stupid little bint. Remember when it used to the that the Catholics were the end-time false religion? Or was that only in Jack Chick's material? I seem to remember them going on anti-Catholic tirades over at RR.

Then there was Communism....

11/30/2007 8:31:22 AM

Fucking A

I just raptured all over my keyboard after reading that. OH JESUS OH JESUS WE STILL DEARLY LOVE YOU UGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

11/30/2007 8:44:06 AM

stogoe

Actually, they are like two faces of a 20-sided die.

Jesus saves...and takes half damage!

11/30/2007 9:25:50 AM

John

I thank you dear Jesus for allowing me to be born in the United States

I was born in the United States because my Protestant ancestors were being slaughtered by the Dutch Catholics for having done the same to them a decade or so earlier. If Jesus "arranged" for me to be born in the US, he had a funny way of doing it ...

11/30/2007 11:39:00 AM

A Sceptic

"I received an email from a Muslim trying to convince me that Islam is the right way".

No you didn't.

11/30/2007 11:42:06 AM

Blackvoice

Thank you Jesus for not having me born in the USA, were people are so nasty they manage to get kamikaze'd by people on the other side of the planet.

11/30/2007 12:35:32 PM

Tomby Stone

Yes you sure are a lucky one cbressler1976. I mean what are the odds that out of thousands of Religions you'd be born into a country where the majority of people belong to the one true Religion ?? What are the odds that you'd be indoctrinated into the one true church when you were young meaning you wouldn't even have to learn anything about the many other Religions the world offers ??? What are the chances that out of the thousands of choices there are you'd just be handed the one true answer without even having to study any of the other choices given ??? Yeah you should thank God for that my friend, you sounds incredibly lucky.

11/30/2007 12:46:28 PM

JasoNF

" saw on his site a video about Christianity being Satan's religion and how we are brainwashed by the jews....never in my life have I seen anything like this...."

What, weren't you looking when you typed this:

"This makes me believe that this religion is Satan's religion"

Not only have you seen it, you have producd it yourself.

11/30/2007 12:52:10 PM

Old Viking

Oh, Noes! Not another religion!

11/30/2007 1:14:29 PM
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