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#347819
Lucan
Wow! I would love to be introduced to this guy's dealer!
11/29/2007 9:36:31 PM
#347822
Madame Scarlet
You... you're joking, right?
11/29/2007 9:43:25 PM
#347824
ArmandT
1. There was no flood, sorry. Unless your youtube account name is venomfangX, go to the Grand Canyon and tell me how does water carve through hrad rock in 40 days.
2. All mountains grow and ebb. Erosion & volcanic activity, look it up.
3. Provided that the Earth was flat-ish prior to a global flood, the only forces that determine water currents would be the sun, moon, and other preexisting high-altitude wind currents. Meaning that silt would settle in a somewhat predictable manner. The earth's surface is not indicative of that. Don't you think that a global flood would've caused an Earth with a more consistent surface?
4. One argument I always use: Where the fuck did all the water go?
11/29/2007 9:47:03 PM
#347832
AnonymousAsshole
The dirty little nipper...
Mountains were formed by the flood?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still highly entertaining, nipple.
11/29/2007 9:52:39 PM
#347838
An Inflamed Republican
George W Bush is a Terrorist.
11/29/2007 9:54:15 PM
#347842
Osiris
The Flood. Shortens human lifespan. Creates geological formations. Is the most important event in history. Has zero evidence.
11/29/2007 9:55:37 PM
#347854
FSMismyhero
Actually Nippy, we HAVE researched mountains....they are formed from volcanoes and tectonic plates. The people who study these magical god mounds are called geologists and have nothing to do with the study of evolution. SERIOUSLY learn about something before you comment on it!
11/29/2007 10:00:47 PM
#347863
Mike
Riiiiight...
11/29/2007 10:05:02 PM
#347902
Vincent
Read the rest of this thread, it's gold.
Another member asks him how this ice canopy was being hold in place and he replies with this gem:
"What hold the ozone in space? I don't know. No experimentation has been done by anyone."
11/29/2007 11:00:39 PM
#347944
cyborgtroy
The brain found in Litte Nipper's skull is likely a memorial monument and purely decorative.
11/29/2007 11:47:34 PM
#348023
ZugTheMegasaurus
Whatever this guy is on, I want to try. The colors must be just fantastic.
11/30/2007 2:14:03 AM
#348058
Redhunter
The mountains of today are memorial monuments build by Noah & Co.?
Bwa-hah-hah-ha! How are you able to operate a door knob to let yourself out of the house?
11/30/2007 5:11:32 AM
#348188
John
The reality is that there are indications that the FLOOD did not exist.
11/30/2007 10:25:55 AM
#348233
Brian X
The cabin boy didn't like Captain Tripper
Because he was always buggering the nipper.
So he lined his ass
With broken glass
And circumcized the skipper.
11/30/2007 11:58:06 AM
#348243
Blackvoice
_/(ô_0)/¯
EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN
11/30/2007 12:13:26 PM
#348303
And you're too occupied in misinterpreting the Bible or any known discipline in science to make sense. By the way, how did they crash with a mountain, when the Flood was over, if they didn't exist?. Did God provide them with a Dictionary for Future events or what?
11/30/2007 2:30:56 PM
#348359
Niali
Flight attendants existed back when we called them stewardesses. It's not like when the PC term changed, all the stewardesses vanished and flight attendants appeared in their place. Same job, same folks, different name.
Just because the Bible uses a different term than we do, you think multi-megaton geological features must have been absent, and appeared since, without any record of ridiculously massive earthquakes?
11/30/2007 4:13:34 PM
#399285
John The Christian
*headdesk*
2/5/2008 6:02:00 PM
#399479
GigaGuess
So...uh...if mountains didn't exist until after the flood subsided (Otherwise Noah wouldn't have been able these monuments without being able to hold his breath for a *VERY* long time) how did the Ark land on MOUNT Ararat?
2/5/2008 8:55:02 PM
#399516
Samyaza
Geology disagrees.
2/5/2008 9:32:25 PM
#399526
Brain_In_A_Jar
4. One argument I always use: Where the fuck did all the water go?
The same place it inexplicably appeared from - duh!
[/sarcasm, in case anyone can't tell]
2/5/2008 9:41:09 PM
#399532
Darwin
This post can be described in two words; stoo pid.
2/5/2008 9:45:24 PM
#399902
Optimus Prime
Mountains have existed for millions of years idiot. Besides, how could a giant flood that covered the Earth in thousands of
feet of water and covered up all land turn "high hills" into mountains? That doesnt make any sense! YOU FAIL.
2/6/2008 4:45:03 AM
#1185929
Allegory for Jesus
Bible =/= reality.
7/27/2010 3:34:20 PM
#1185941
Abe Clark
Strictly speeching, there actually WAS a sort of flood a long, long time ago, as the entire earth was once covered in water. However, it would hardly be called a flood, as there hadn't really been any LAND around before, unless you count volcanic ash as land.
Admittedly, this man, or precocious infant really, has actually created a distinct metaphor for Christianity overall. If you act as "Noah," the supposedly good-natured person amidst a "sea" of evil, then "mountains" of virtue shall be your reward, etc.
But, really, this sounds more like an ignorant rant rather than a sermon, and when he goes on to attack evolution, he has ruined any affect of metaphor or spirituality. This man is not being effectively assertive in his argument.
Either that or he's high as shit right now.
7/27/2010 3:58:50 PM
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