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The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/29/2007 9:34:21 PM]
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Lucan

Wow! I would love to be introduced to this guy's dealer!

11/29/2007 9:36:31 PM

Madame Scarlet

You... you're joking, right?

11/29/2007 9:43:25 PM

ArmandT

1. There was no flood, sorry. Unless your youtube account name is venomfangX, go to the Grand Canyon and tell me how does water carve through hrad rock in 40 days.

2. All mountains grow and ebb. Erosion & volcanic activity, look it up.

3. Provided that the Earth was flat-ish prior to a global flood, the only forces that determine water currents would be the sun, moon, and other preexisting high-altitude wind currents. Meaning that silt would settle in a somewhat predictable manner. The earth's surface is not indicative of that. Don't you think that a global flood would've caused an Earth with a more consistent surface?

4. One argument I always use: Where the fuck did all the water go?

11/29/2007 9:47:03 PM

AnonymousAsshole

The dirty little nipper...

Mountains were formed by the flood?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Still highly entertaining, nipple.

11/29/2007 9:52:39 PM

An Inflamed Republican

George W Bush is a Terrorist.

11/29/2007 9:54:15 PM

Osiris

The Flood. Shortens human lifespan. Creates geological formations. Is the most important event in history. Has zero evidence.

11/29/2007 9:55:37 PM

FSMismyhero

Actually Nippy, we HAVE researched mountains....they are formed from volcanoes and tectonic plates. The people who study these magical god mounds are called geologists and have nothing to do with the study of evolution. SERIOUSLY learn about something before you comment on it!

11/29/2007 10:00:47 PM

Mike

Riiiiight...

11/29/2007 10:05:02 PM

Vincent

Read the rest of this thread, it's gold.
Another member asks him how this ice canopy was being hold in place and he replies with this gem:
"What hold the ozone in space? I don't know. No experimentation has been done by anyone."

11/29/2007 11:00:39 PM

cyborgtroy

The brain found in Litte Nipper's skull is likely a memorial monument and purely decorative.

11/29/2007 11:47:34 PM

ZugTheMegasaurus

Whatever this guy is on, I want to try. The colors must be just fantastic.

11/30/2007 2:14:03 AM

Redhunter

The mountains of today are memorial monuments build by Noah & Co.?

Bwa-hah-hah-ha! How are you able to operate a door knob to let yourself out of the house?

11/30/2007 5:11:32 AM

John

The reality is that there are indications that the FLOOD did not exist.

11/30/2007 10:25:55 AM

Brian X

The cabin boy didn't like Captain Tripper
Because he was always buggering the nipper.
So he lined his ass
With broken glass
And circumcized the skipper.

11/30/2007 11:58:06 AM

Blackvoice

_/(ô_0)/¯

EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN



11/30/2007 12:13:26 PM



And you're too occupied in misinterpreting the Bible or any known discipline in science to make sense. By the way, how did they crash with a mountain, when the Flood was over, if they didn't exist?. Did God provide them with a Dictionary for Future events or what?

11/30/2007 2:30:56 PM

Niali

Flight attendants existed back when we called them stewardesses. It's not like when the PC term changed, all the stewardesses vanished and flight attendants appeared in their place. Same job, same folks, different name.

Just because the Bible uses a different term than we do, you think multi-megaton geological features must have been absent, and appeared since, without any record of ridiculously massive earthquakes?

11/30/2007 4:13:34 PM

John The Christian

*headdesk*

2/5/2008 6:02:00 PM

GigaGuess

So...uh...if mountains didn't exist until after the flood subsided (Otherwise Noah wouldn't have been able these monuments without being able to hold his breath for a *VERY* long time) how did the Ark land on MOUNT Ararat?

2/5/2008 8:55:02 PM

Samyaza

Geology disagrees.

2/5/2008 9:32:25 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

4. One argument I always use: Where the fuck did all the water go?

The same place it inexplicably appeared from - duh!

[/sarcasm, in case anyone can't tell]

2/5/2008 9:41:09 PM

Darwin

This post can be described in two words; stoo pid.

2/5/2008 9:45:24 PM

Optimus Prime

Mountains have existed for millions of years idiot. Besides, how could a giant flood that covered the Earth in thousands of
feet of water and covered up all land turn "high hills" into mountains? That doesnt make any sense! YOU FAIL.

2/6/2008 4:45:03 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Bible =/= reality.

7/27/2010 3:34:20 PM

Abe Clark

Strictly speeching, there actually WAS a sort of flood a long, long time ago, as the entire earth was once covered in water. However, it would hardly be called a flood, as there hadn't really been any LAND around before, unless you count volcanic ash as land.

Admittedly, this man, or precocious infant really, has actually created a distinct metaphor for Christianity overall. If you act as "Noah," the supposedly good-natured person amidst a "sea" of evil, then "mountains" of virtue shall be your reward, etc.

But, really, this sounds more like an ignorant rant rather than a sermon, and when he goes on to attack evolution, he has ruined any affect of metaphor or spirituality. This man is not being effectively assertive in his argument.

Either that or he's high as shit right now.

7/27/2010 3:58:50 PM
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