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The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 33 Comments [11/29/2007 9:34:21 PM]
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SeekerLancer

No I'm pretty sure this is an extremely well researched topic that is easily explained on an elementary school level and you're totally wrong in every conceivable way.

7/28/2010 10:21:26 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Evidence suggests that mountains are the result of tectonic plate activity and not the weirdest and most massive fucking case of erosion imaginable.

3/7/2011 8:23:22 PM

rubber chicken

" Indications" ? What fucking indications ? Enquiring minds would like to know. The whole of Geological science is agog at this new learning and you keep it all a secret from them. Why ? You little bastard, why?

3/7/2011 9:04:43 PM

towey

the flood was a localised event that was most likely an embellished tsunami wave

3/20/2011 7:18:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

The reality is that you have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Lay off the magic mushrooms, dude.

3/21/2011 1:33:21 AM

Crimson Lizard

Abe Clark: "[thoughtful analysis] Either that or he's high as shit right now."

He couldn't be. I'm high as shit right now and this still makes no sense.

8/22/2013 11:39:35 AM

Swede

Doesn't water usually grind AWAY mountains, like in the Grand Canyon? It doesn't cause stone to grow into mountains, does it?

8/24/2013 4:09:33 AM



Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
 
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

8/24/2013 4:30:15 AM
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