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Quote# 31747

Originally Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch:
"Walt Brown's goofy flood model is so silly he couldn't even get it published in creationist journals. Glenn Morton discusses just a few of the many flaws in Walt's nonsense HERE"

My feeling is that given a higher pressure in the atmosphere due to a ice crystal canopy would counteract such supposed problems. The reality is that there are indications that "mountains" did not exist prior to the FLOOD. The Bible calls them high hills, though some translations read mountains. It is likely that the mountains seen today were memorial monuments to Noah and his family of the severity of the FLOOD.... The research simply is not there yet. And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION.

LittleNipper, www.christianforums.com 28 Comments [11/29/2007 9:40:15 PM]
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WTF?! || meh

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Repost. However...

Replacing Brown's 'theory' with Hovind's is like switching between the members of Panic At The Disco and Fallout Boy. Equal amount of fail.

11/29/2007 9:56:43 PM


Is there any fucking evidence of there ever being an ice crystal canopy over Earth? Ever?

11/29/2007 9:58:39 PM


Well, those that "could do such" are Geologists, not Anthropologists. So they are not far too interested in EVOLUTION, because they are not studying it. Dumbass.

11/29/2007 10:51:26 PM


Yeah, those selfish scientists. How dare they focus on observable science instead of trying to prove our silly fantasies.

11/30/2007 12:23:03 AM


Today I learned that fundies think all scientists are the same, and all specialize in evolution.

11/30/2007 1:00:38 AM


Seems like Little Nipper has taken a few too many nips of moonshine

11/30/2007 1:02:44 AM


Step away from the crack pipe...NOW!

11/30/2007 1:06:11 AM


I weep that there are people who accept an explanation like this rather than deal with how things really happened.

11/30/2007 1:38:52 AM


Wait. Did he just say that people _built_ mountains?

11/30/2007 3:48:00 AM


@Razark: yes...yes, he did.

11/30/2007 5:25:40 AM

Mister Spak

And those who could do such are far too interesed in EVOLUTION."

Perhaps because that research overwhelmingly supports EVOLUTION, not your MYTH.

11/30/2007 6:09:20 AM


All flood problems can be dealt with using some highly improbable scenario which contradicts all known science. Scientists are just proving how much they hate God when they won't use those explanations.

11/30/2007 6:18:34 AM


So the atmospheric pressure was so high that mountains were only hills? Then after the flood with lower pressure the hills "popped up" into mountains?

11/30/2007 6:37:29 AM


So basically the guys smart enough to figure this shit out have mysteriously prioritized legitimate science rather than flimsy, self contradicting, make-the-shit-up-as-you-go creation "science"? Fascinating.

11/30/2007 7:02:14 AM


EDIT: Why are FSTDT images not showing up for me?

11/30/2007 8:37:42 AM


You mean to say those educated in the subject are more interested in evolution than creation and that Noah bullshit.
Do I really have to tell you what that means?

11/30/2007 8:46:13 AM

Caustic Gnostic

My feeling is that...

Since when does Little Nipper's "feeling" count for anything in the scheme of things?

Straining very hard to grunt out yet another false emo premise.

EVOLUTION does not touch on GEOLOGY. There is no geological evidence of a global FLOOD.

You simply ignore the fruits of research.

11/30/2007 9:25:49 AM


@Caustic Gnostic: A lack of evidence merely means that the debil either hid it, or in the case of fossil evidence, planted it... either way, we "lose" according to fundie logic

11/30/2007 9:34:17 AM


@Osiris: Is there any fucking evidence of there ever being an ice crystal canopy over Earth? Ever?

No, but fundies needed some way to explain the non-existent "firmament" in Gen. 1:6 (other than the obvious one that the Bible is full of shit), so they've invented various mythical canopies that must have disappeared with the Flood.

11/30/2007 11:49:04 AM


How could they use tunics and robes if we were all covered by ice? Was this another kick ass power we lost with the flood?

11/30/2007 12:27:13 PM

Old Viking

The research simply is not there

Nope, not yet.

11/30/2007 1:27:08 PM


11/30/2007 2:35:47 PM


Yes congradulations on saving the non marine life on earth Noah to comemorate you we're gonna build you a giant mound of rock!!

11/30/2007 9:55:09 PM


I'm sure all those scientists who have studied plate tectonics will be highly amused to know they haven't done any research.

12/14/2007 10:05:36 AM

It's cute how you call it research when it's just a bunch of crazy...

And by "cute" I mean "stupid". Just so we're clear.

12/14/2007 10:53:18 AM
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