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[Another one of Hovind's imaginary conversations. This one is between himself and Hitler.]
KH: How is it decided which race is superior and what is it based on?
Hitler: It’s all based on the science of evolution! Since the strongest survive and the weakest die off, we have decided to speed up the process by eliminating the inferior races of Jews and blacks. War itself will demonstrate which is the most fit race.
KH: But the Bible says that all men are of one blood (Acts 17:26).
Hitler: Oh, that Bible is outdated. Our scientists have proven man arose from apes by evolution. Only the strongest survive, and we will show the world that we are the strongest!



Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 89 Comments [11/29/2007 11:10:14 PM]
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Books on evolution were on the list of books banned by Hitler.

Hitler's Table Talk, July 25, l942:

'From where do we get the right to believe, that from the very beginning Man was not what he is today? Looking at Nature tells us, that in the realm of plants and animals changes and developments happen. But nowhere inside a kind shows such a development as the breadth of the jump, as Man must supposedly have made, if he has
developed from an ape-like state to what he is today.'

11/30/2007 5:51:23 AM

demodocos

"I intend to set up a thousand-year Reich and anyone who supports me in this battle is a fellow-fighter for a unique spiritual — I would say divine — creation...Rudolf Hess, my assistant of many years standing, would tell you: If we have such a leader, God is with us."

-- Adolf Hitler --

11/30/2007 5:55:16 AM

szena

On the list of books banned by Hitler:

6. Writings of a philosophical and social nature whose content deals with the false scientific enlightenment of primitive Darwinism and Monism (Häckel).

Source

11/30/2007 6:01:08 AM

Doctor Whom

Kent, see whether the prison library has a copy of Mein Kampf. You'll find that it's creationist.

11/30/2007 6:42:58 AM

Jacob

A good argument for depriving prison inmates from communication with the outside world.

11/30/2007 7:05:48 AM

NonProphet

Hey look, it's a zombie Godwin!

11/30/2007 8:06:06 AM

Rubyfruit

So...Apparently, he channels Hitler.

Makes a whole lot of sense to me...as much as Hovind makes at any rate.

11/30/2007 8:22:46 AM

Mr Smith

All that ass pounding in prison has finally taken its toll on his brain. Which solves the other mystery of where his brain actually is.

You've only got what? 15 more years of this to go Kent? See you in 2025 :)

11/30/2007 8:25:47 AM

David B.

Nominate for the very rare "Lying for Hitler" award.

11/30/2007 8:27:03 AM

Caustic

Hah! We have the power tools, beeyatch!

11/30/2007 9:50:23 AM

Tomby Stone

Well I don't see how we can argue with concrete evidence like this, what do you think Jesus ??

Jesus: Fuck off TS, you know I'm busy raping children and shooting heroin because that's what my entire religion is based on.

11/30/2007 9:51:11 AM

John

Killing off everyone not like you isn't evolution. Since humans have "intelligence", it's an example of "intelligent design".

Creationists have long used this same argument to deny that animal breeding counts as an example of "evolution"; yet Hovind offers up Hitler's animal breeding approach to creating a "master race" to show that he was an "evolutionist".

11/30/2007 10:02:28 AM



@Enemy of the Sun: prayer isn't the only reason one would be on their knees.

@solomongrundy: you can plead insanity in the us but it seldom works and is likely to get you locked up in a psychiatric ward when it does.

11/30/2007 10:19:17 AM

anti-nonsense

Somebody should seriously do something about him, he really needs some anti-psychotic medication.

11/30/2007 10:30:08 AM

Tomby Stone

Very well said John.

11/30/2007 10:32:41 AM



talking to dead people sounds like witchcraft to me. maybe we should try to build a bridge out of him to find out if he is a witch

11/30/2007 10:35:57 AM

cyborgtroy

fittest != strongest. Since nobody else seemed to like Hitler's whole Third Reich / Aryan / Ultima Thule regime, we disposed of him.

The fittest race in this day and age would likely be a tolerant one that isn't trying to invade anybody.

Well, that's more like a country. Whatever.

11/30/2007 10:48:50 AM

cyborgtroy

Darwin banned evolution books?

So is that fallacay a strawman or a "That's what Hitler woulda said" fallacy?

11/30/2007 10:54:51 AM

Old Viking

The guy can barely get through a day with English. I can imagine his command of German.

11/30/2007 12:50:08 PM

Blackvoice

The demons of electronic porn have invaded your brain, Kent! Fall to your knees and repent if you please.

11/30/2007 1:00:23 PM

Whydontyou.org.uk

Knut Halfbrain is a raging nutcase.

11/30/2007 1:23:15 PM

GigaGuess

Okay, I deduce one of three things from this "Knee-mail."

1.) God fucked up and let a monster into heaven.
2.) God stands by Hitler's ideals, and thus, supports evolution (or your warped vision of it, or
3.) You're prayers are taking the down elevator...not the up one. So when you're talking to God, it's quite likely you're talking to Satan.

So which one is it?

11/30/2007 2:29:14 PM

Lupine

All I can say is that this guy's got an ego that stretches from horizon to horizon, and a lot of spare time.

11/30/2007 2:40:15 PM

Mister Spak

Another imaginary conversation between Hovind and Hitler:

AH: I was crazy because syphillis was rotting my brain. What's your excuse?

11/30/2007 2:42:02 PM



Lying for Jesus?, if the Bible is outdated, why did Hitler mention it in his speeches?

11/30/2007 2:46:18 PM
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