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[Another one of Hovind's imaginary conversations. This one is between himself and Hitler.]
KH: How is it decided which race is superior and what is it based on?
Hitler: It’s all based on the science of evolution! Since the strongest survive and the weakest die off, we have decided to speed up the process by eliminating the inferior races of Jews and blacks. War itself will demonstrate which is the most fit race.
KH: But the Bible says that all men are of one blood (Acts 17:26).
Hitler: Oh, that Bible is outdated. Our scientists have proven man arose from apes by evolution. Only the strongest survive, and we will show the world that we are the strongest!



Kent Hovind, CSE Blogs 89 Comments [11/29/2007 11:10:14 PM]
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Honestly, does this guy have a real conversation with anybody?. I'll reformulate the question, do the guys who pretend to be Kent Hovind, God, Hitler or whatever have ever had a real conversation with anybody?

11/30/2007 3:32:40 PM

Goosey

If Hitler really knew anything about evolution or biology in general, he would have known that differences in DNA between races account for only 5%-15% of total human genetic diversity, the other 85%-95% being nothing to do with race whatsoever, so even if you want to justify racism somehow, you could not do so by evolution.

Hell, I know that and I never took Biology.

Hovind fails again, coincidentally marking himself as more of a racist than the people he attacks, however much he protests otherwise.

11/30/2007 3:50:49 PM

Niali:

Jessica Biel: God, Niali, you were amazing last night. Here, have another strawberry!
N: Jesus, woman! I'm already covered in whipped cream! I can't move without screwing up my sheets!
JB: It is kind of everywhere, isn't it? But we already screwed up the sheets. Here, let me get that whipped cream...

See? I typed it out, so that must be how it would go! Now run to the newspapers and tell them about Jessica's new guy.

JB: And hurry! I want the whold world to know!

11/30/2007 3:55:43 PM

Jake Steel

heres some qoutes for you kunt:

We are all proud that through God's powerful aid, we have become once more true Germans

The Russians have no God, and that doesn't prevent them from being able to face death. We don't want to educate anyone in atheism.

-Adolf Hitler

11/30/2007 4:38:02 PM

Jeremy PC

You're a fucktard, aren't you Kent

11/30/2007 7:18:10 PM

Anon

When will the fundies ever get it right that we didn't evolve from apes or monkeys we evolved from a common ancestor that was most likely monkey-like in physiology.


11/30/2007 8:38:57 PM

The Watcher

And here's the amazing thing, Kent: Even if that were how evolution worked, none of that would mean it wasn't true!

Or do you actually believe that the only truth is what makes you happy?

11/30/2007 9:01:28 PM

Athar

Haha You americans with your wacky ideas and your ultra conservitives.

11/30/2007 9:49:46 PM

Teatime

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted.

Carl Sagan said "No, Kent. you are the demons"

And then Kent was a Creationist.

11/30/2007 10:46:04 PM

flipper

You really wouldn't want to meet Hitler Kent. He wasn't very nice to tax-cheats!

12/1/2007 12:49:41 AM



well its clear Hovind is a Nazi, even on first name basis with Hitler.

12/9/2007 9:27:03 PM

(H9)

Apparently, this retard doesn't realize that science and morality don't mix. It's like saying that gravity is evil because people get killed from falling. Lame. Lame. Lame.


Kent... don't drop the soap... ;) I think you're fucked up enough, without having to be literally fucked up. LOL

12/29/2007 1:21:57 AM

S.O.G.

Most of the people who have blogged here seem to be very unintelligent. Evolution is a theory, that is why it is called the "Evolution THEORY". And the fact that you have so much hate in your cold hearts to sit here and blog about nonsense is proof enough that you are not well read on the subject of Creation Vs. evil-ution, and are wasting your time arguing against truth. But, God did give you free will, so choose your side, and decide where you want to spend eternity.

1/4/2008 2:07:00 PM

S.O.G.

And I am also willing to bet that it is the same couple of guys blogging, and just changing their name too make it look like they all agree with eachother! Lol!! When in reality it is the same two or maybe even one guy whose life is so pathetic that they have nothing better to do than blog and try to smear a guy that they have never even met. Truly sad.

1/4/2008 2:14:24 PM

MM

S.O.G., you clearly do not understand what theory means. Go read up on it, then come back and talk to the adults, okay?

1/4/2008 2:31:18 PM

GigaGuess

@S.O.G.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The Fundy version of free will seems somewhat similar to placing a toy in front of a child, and hooking it up to a live current. Why does God give us free will if he doesn't want us to use it?

1/4/2008 3:11:02 PM

S.O.G.

MM>

Theory- 1.System of ASSUMTIONs devised to analyze,predict, or otherwise explain the nature or behavior of a specified set of phenomena. 2. ABSTRACT resoning; SPECULATION. 3. Broadly HYPOTHOSIS or SUPPOSITION. (late latin "theoria" from Greek contemplation,"theros".

LOL, your foolishness just got even more foolish you fool!
: )
"The fool has said in his heart "there is no God."
They are corrupt, there deeds are vile...Psalms 14:1

1/5/2008 3:02:25 AM

S.O.G.

Giga, I do understand this illistration that you pose, but the difference between this and the truth is:

1. We instinctivly know right from wrong, this is called a conscience.
2.We have been forewarned of both what is wrong,AND of the consequences of doing what we know is not right.

Better illistration: Put an unloaded pistol into a gunsafe, and warn the teenager not to ever touch the safe, not even to enter the room. But the DISOBEDIENT teen goes in, crcks the safe, goes out of his way to load it and end up hurting himself and others in the process.

Luckly we have a forgiving GOD.

1/5/2008 3:20:41 AM

jordan

I'm proud of you for holding fast to your beliefs, kent. You're a child of God.

1/5/2008 4:05:50 AM

Lithp

How does this douchebag NOT know that Hitler was waging war for world domination and that that Aryan Race garbage was just propaganda to make his soldiers feel special?

@S.O.G.=But we're talking in SCIENTIFIC terms. In that regard, a theory is different from a hypothesis. And all that stuff about us having no lives and cold hearts and just trying to smear someone we've never met is basically what you did by saying that. Furthermore, you are truly a card if you think all these people with different speech styles are just a few people under different names. Plus, you're defending freaking KENT HOVIND! If I'm "unintelligent," I don't even want to know what the Hell you are.

1/5/2008 5:45:06 AM

Professor M

Adolf Hitler: Tortured and murdered millions of Jews.

Kent Hovind: Believes that his deity will torture hundreds of millions of Jews eternally, and that this is a righteous thing.

1/5/2008 6:39:02 AM

CouchCommando

It's hard to believe that so many people take this man seriously when he's so ignorant about what evolution actually is and states.

1/5/2008 8:33:00 AM

Leo

Kent needs to go to a mental institution, not prison.

1/22/2008 11:13:47 PM

Moongoose

Don't drop the soap, Kent!

3/24/2008 12:01:34 PM



rofl

4/12/2008 12:46:34 AM
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