40-Year-Old Virgin Award?
11/30/2007 9:41:51 PM
We created our own fun that was far more exciting than the church gatherings.
The less said about this, the better.
11/30/2007 9:48:45 PM
It may be limited to just one or two other families who share your world-view, for you can be sure that when a handful of teenagers get together, at least one of them is going to introduce corruption to the others.
And what if you yourself has more than one teenager? Do you keep them all separated?
11/30/2007 9:52:21 PM
Why do I get the feeling their "social circle" is the family from "Deliverance"?
11/30/2007 10:04:35 PM
do you take showers with them too? Wait I don't want to know.
11/30/2007 10:08:07 PM
Is there a "mind control" award?
11/30/2007 10:24:26 PM
Dude, that's like so tribal. And crippling.
11/30/2007 10:54:12 PM
Ansem the Wise
You're probably wrong about that.
11/30/2007 10:58:18 PM
Fortress Mentality Award.
11/30/2007 11:34:09 PM
It doesn't say much for your beliefs if you have to isolate your kids from the world. Afraid they can't think for themselves?
More likely, you're afraid they *can* think for themselves.
12/1/2007 12:17:25 AM
\/\/()\/\/, just \/\/()\/\/
12/1/2007 1:27:40 AM
Only because they were so brainwashed by you they didn't know any better.
12/1/2007 1:53:55 AM
ahhhhh the PERL family way of doing it. Wife as housemat, kids with the social skills of oysters, "fun" with some strange new meaning.
I wonder how the "kids" are doing in the real world; or maybe the Perls have created their own, special, place.
12/1/2007 3:15:09 AM
Run Kids! Run for your lives!
12/1/2007 5:18:30 AM
Darwin's Lil Girl
You must create a good social circle for your children.
It appears you haven't.
3/18/2008 9:32:33 PM
They never felt they were missing anything.
Oh they will. Just you wait.
3/18/2008 9:48:03 PM
Wow...hope you like your kids, because they'll likely be living in your basement for the rest of their lives.
3/18/2008 10:13:09 PM
they didn't know WHAT they were missing.
Just wait 'til they escape.
3/18/2008 10:26:11 PM
....why does everyone hate our zombi.... I mean kids?
3/21/2008 12:14:29 AM
How did people this stupid get pregnant?
7/25/2011 6:42:11 AM
//They never felt they were missing anything//
And I'm sure that when/if they go off to University they're TOTALLY not gonna go overboard like EVERY KID I KNOW FROM AN OVERBEARING RELIGIOUS HOME.
When/if they come back, they'll KNOW what they missed.
11/30/2011 9:49:54 AM
Your kids secretly hate you.
10/21/2012 9:28:58 AM