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#348453
yesman
40-Year-Old Virgin Award?
11/30/2007 9:41:51 PM
#348454
TB Tabby
We created our own fun that was far more exciting than the church gatherings.
The less said about this, the better.
11/30/2007 9:48:45 PM
#348456
Mr Smith
It may be limited to just one or two other families who share your world-view, for you can be sure that when a handful of teenagers get together, at least one of them is going to introduce corruption to the others.
And what if you yourself has more than one teenager? Do you keep them all separated?
11/30/2007 9:52:21 PM
#348461
approximate
Why do I get the feeling their "social circle" is the family from "Deliverance"?
11/30/2007 10:04:35 PM
#348462
Jake Steel
do you take showers with them too? Wait I don't want to know.
11/30/2007 10:08:07 PM
#348463
Viva
Is there a "mind control" award?
11/30/2007 10:24:26 PM
#348469
Caustic Gnostic
Dude, that's like so tribal. And crippling.
11/30/2007 10:54:12 PM
#348470
Ansem the Wise
You're probably wrong about that.
11/30/2007 10:58:18 PM
#348472
Tempus
Fortress Mentality Award.
11/30/2007 11:34:09 PM
#348482
SSJPunk
It doesn't say much for your beliefs if you have to isolate your kids from the world. Afraid they can't think for themselves?
More likely, you're afraid they *can* think for themselves.
12/1/2007 12:17:25 AM
#348515
484
\/\/()\/\/, just \/\/()\/\/
12/1/2007 1:27:40 AM
#348522
heather
Only because they were so brainwashed by you they didn't know any better.
12/1/2007 1:53:55 AM
#348543
apYrs
ahhhhh the PERL family way of doing it. Wife as housemat, kids with the social skills of oysters, "fun" with some strange new meaning.
I wonder how the "kids" are doing in the real world; or maybe the Perls have created their own, special, place.
12/1/2007 3:15:09 AM
#348563
Frank
Run Kids! Run for your lives!
12/1/2007 5:18:30 AM
#437701
Darwin's Lil Girl
You must create a good social circle for your children.
It appears you haven't.
3/18/2008 9:32:33 PM
#437709
Philbert McAdamia
They never felt they were missing anything.
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Oh they will. Just you wait.
3/18/2008 9:48:03 PM
#437729
GigaGuess
Wow...hope you like your kids, because they'll likely be living in your basement for the rest of their lives.
3/18/2008 10:13:09 PM
#437739
apYrs
they didn't know WHAT they were missing.
Just wait 'til they escape.
3/18/2008 10:26:11 PM
#439842
Canadiest
....why does everyone hate our zombi.... I mean kids?
3/21/2008 12:14:29 AM
#1314161
Quantum Mechanic
How did people this stupid get pregnant?
7/25/2011 6:42:11 AM
#1353298
cy4nide
//They never felt they were missing anything//
And I'm sure that when/if they go off to University they're TOTALLY not gonna go overboard like EVERY KID I KNOW FROM AN OVERBEARING RELIGIOUS HOME.
When/if they come back, they'll KNOW what they missed.
11/30/2011 9:49:54 AM
#1461102
Ebon
Your kids secretly hate you.
10/21/2012 9:28:58 AM
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