Do me or god will send you send you to HELL!!!1111
12/1/2007 1:28:49 AM
12/1/2007 1:34:41 AM
Brings a whole new meaning to 'bride of Christ'.
12/1/2007 1:38:45 AM
This just popped into my head, sorry if it doesn't make sense, but...
JESUS! THE NEW VIAGRA!
12/1/2007 1:40:34 AM
"If marriage is a picture of Christ and the Church..."
Now suppose marriage is a plate of waffles...how does that change your analysis?
Hey, it makes just as much sense as what you said.
12/1/2007 2:18:52 AM
If sex is the center of your marriage... What will you do when age reduces your sex drive????
12/1/2007 2:32:30 AM
That same justification was used by husbands who rape their wives.
12/1/2007 2:37:21 AM
Or, maybe he doesn't want to have sex with you because you've turned into a fat cow, with a smelly pussy?
12/1/2007 2:51:32 AM
I never understand why Christ wasn't married.
In a culture where arranged child marriages were the norm it must have seemed a bit odd.
12/1/2007 2:58:38 AM
I've heard worse excuses...
"Do me. Jesus is watching..."
I love it when you talk dirty..."
12/1/2007 3:27:29 AM
After being told that we atheists would fuck anything because there's no God and no accountability, I think it's funny that GrantUsGrace would equate not having sex with atheism. We just can't win.
12/1/2007 5:34:39 AM
Isn't she being too uppity for a Christian woman? She's supposed to be too submissive to make demands.
12/1/2007 5:46:44 AM
Or it's just a person who has lost sex drive, for whatever reason, and needs help before taking radical measures. Besides, if marriage is only meant for sex, why do you oppose so much gay marriage, or equality in marriage?. After all, what's the difference between that and a monogamous couple living together?
12/1/2007 6:01:44 AM
Fundieism simply isn't a coherent set of ideas. Most of the time fundies bitch that sex is evil but in marriage its "okay" but its for reproductive purposes. Now this fundie babe is bitching she ain't getting any.
12/1/2007 6:37:27 AM
Sex isn't everything. That's why you need to get to know a person before you marry them. I'd rather marry a man who's my best friend and who wants to be with me because he loves me, not because some religion says you need to have lots of babies.
12/1/2007 7:20:47 AM
except that his comparison comes from the bible and thus makes perfect sense in a religious discussion.
12/1/2007 7:50:37 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Sex is the center of marriage? Silly me, I always thought love should be the center of marriage.
But, assuming "sex IS the center of marriage," and "marriage IS a picture of Christ and the Church," that's a rather disturbing picture.
12/1/2007 7:51:44 AM
I imagined Jesus masturbating in the altar. Damn. Now everything is clear! I'm gonna create a new christian sect, the one that should have been all this time! *crazed eyes* And Jesuschrist Superstar shall be our bible.
12/1/2007 8:33:40 AM
Pre-marriage: Don't fuck, or else!
Post-marriage: Fuck, or else!
12/1/2007 9:29:25 AM
Sounds like someone isn't getting any! ;)
12/1/2007 9:35:36 AM
"As I said in another post, sex is the center of a marriage. In fact, it is the reason for marriage."
This pretty much sums up how I see the Fundie obsession with sex. The whole thing is about protecting the act of sexual intercourse because having been drained of all genuine human compassion sex is the only truly valuable thing they see in others.
Not stating that as fact or anything, that's just how this kind of thing always strikes me.
12/1/2007 9:36:15 AM
You know, if you cut past all the fundie bullshit, there's a valid point in there. If a man is refusing to do is his wife, he's likely cheating on her.
12/1/2007 10:44:01 AM
Love, honour, and fuck?
12/1/2007 10:59:36 AM
Sex is the reason for marriage? Oh, silly me for thinking it was friendship and intellectual compatibility.
12/1/2007 11:24:35 AM
It is entirely possible that this person doesn't oppose gay marriage, because the cornerstone of any marriage is monogamous sex. However, given the xenophobic content of the final paragraph, I'm less willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.
12/1/2007 12:06:05 PM