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Evolution is falling apart today. The theory of evolution is crumbling in the face of total lack of evidence. However, you might not hear about it because many people in this world simply find the only alternative to evolution, a divine creator, completely and totally unacceptable. If we were talking about any other subject, evolution would have been abandoned long ago, but atheists do not want to believe in God so they must believe in evolution by default, regardless of the fact that it does not have one leg to stand on. If evolution is a lie, then there is God. There is a moral standard. There is accountability for your actions.

Anon, Anointed-one.net 33 Comments [12/1/2007 12:11:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
WTF?! || meh

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And, the good fairy is spreading pixie dust everywhere, and pigs are flying and it's snowing in hell, and there are 2 blue moons this month, huh?

12/1/2007 12:16:11 AM


Yes, the instinct humanity has to find some easy, supernatural explanation for all those pesky questions they have, surely that's forcing them to hold on to the rational yet complex explanation, rather than accept the easy and supernatural one.

Makes perfect sense.

12/1/2007 12:20:14 AM


This sounds like that Iraqi information minister in the days before they found Saddam.

"We are slaughtering them! They don't stand a chance! Ohh man, one of our guys just killed like 50 of them with a dull spoon!"

No matter how much you talk like that, it won't change reality.

12/1/2007 12:30:45 AM


And yet, no one has proven that evolution is a lie. So... still think your god exists?

12/1/2007 12:31:12 AM


Evolution makes no claim that there is or isn't a God or a moral standard. Get your facts straight and learn something.

12/1/2007 12:33:19 AM


"Religion is falling apart today. God is crumbling in the face of total lack of evidence. However, you might not hear about it because many people in this world simply find the only alternative to religion, evolution, completely and totally unacceptable. If we were talking about any other subject, religion would have been abandoned long ago, but fundies do not want to believe in science so they must believe in an invisible force by default, regardless of the fact that it does not have one leg to stand on. If religion is a lie, then there is science. There still is a moral standard, just not one dictated to you and followed out of fear. There still will be accountability for your actions.


12/1/2007 1:23:54 AM


Not. How. Evolution. Works.

12/1/2007 1:39:22 AM


Well there it is. IF evolution is a lie god exists and because it isn't then god mustn't thank you anon.

12/1/2007 3:34:55 AM

Nope, you don't hear it because, outside fundy circles, it just don't happen. There is evidence and, since I think you haven't picked a science book or attended a lecture on the topic, you're not aware of that.

12/1/2007 5:54:40 AM


Yeah. NO evidence whatsoever. I'll just go put those fossils back in the yard, wouldn't wanna break your little delusion here. Oh and ignore mathematics. They kinda support all that stuff you claim doesn't exist/work.

12/1/2007 6:21:09 AM


"The theory of evolution is crumbling in the face of total lack of evidence."

Yeah that explains why fundies got their asses handed to them at Dover.

12/1/2007 6:47:27 AM


Yes, there is NO evidence for evolution or anything. Not any transitional forms or logic behind it, no way. And IT MUST be evolution or the Christian God. No possible alternatives at all!

Idiot. In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.

12/1/2007 7:06:55 AM


...If evolution is a lie, then there is God.

How does that follow?

12/1/2007 7:07:46 AM


If evolution is disproven, that definetly proves the FSM.

12/1/2007 7:29:04 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I don't think Anon thought this through (not that this surprises me). Even if evolution had not been shown to be extremely likely, that would still not point to the existence of a divine creator.

12/1/2007 7:58:58 AM


No evidence? What exactly are these fossils then, chopped liver?

12/1/2007 8:02:39 AM

Sir Michael L. Foley

I, for one, believe strongly in a divine creator. I am glad you agree. Let us praise the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Bless Her Holy Hooves, fellow worshiper!

12/1/2007 8:17:44 AM


Which god? The christian god? Osiris? Brahma? The Tao?

12/1/2007 8:21:23 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Someone's faith is extremely shaky if they regard a simply-stated scientific theory as a threat. Anon's weak argument is that rationalists have abandoned everything that Christianity is supposed to stand for.

Not quite. When it comes to moral standards, the Abrahamic one is a misanthropic failure. The "law of the land" accommodates humanity as it really is, instead of simply demanding that all people be Levites.

Ask a convicted criminal about accountability, btw.

"NOTHING that is here said can apply, even with the most distant
disrespect, to the real character of Jesus Christ. He was a virtuous
and an amiable man. The morality that he preached and practiced was of the most benevolent kind; and though similar systems of morality
had been preached by Confucius, and by some of the Greek
philosophers, many years before, by the Quakers since, and by many
good men in all ages, it has not been exceeded by any."
-- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason, 1796

12/1/2007 8:51:04 AM


If evolution is a lie, then there is God

How does this follow? Even if the universe was created rather than evolved, that still wouldn't show that it was created by God, that there was only one creator, that the creator was still alive or that the creator did anything else. Creationism points to the Flying Spaghetti Monster just as well as it does to the Christian God.

Furthermore, evolution doesn't mean no God. God could have created evolution just as well as each individual species. In fact, He'd be a lot smarter if He did it that way, because life would be self-adjusting.

12/1/2007 10:13:42 AM


Well, how can you argue with logic like that?



12/1/2007 10:54:15 AM


That whole website is a massive goldmine of fail.
As to evolution not having any evidence, we should simply ignore idiots like this the way they ignore the mountains of evidence for evolution currently filling museums and universities.
I'm tired of arguing with these morons.

12/1/2007 2:46:31 PM


Do fundies really believe that repeating the same untrue statements over and over convinces anyone of anything besides themselves and maybe their fellow fundies that they are accomplishing something besides leading to worlds of amusement for people who have actually read science books?

12/1/2007 3:29:54 PM

Jake Steel

gary coleman wants to know

I am likewise intrigued, as evolutions discrediting does nothing to support creationism (and would be a strong blow against my belief in the christian god).

12/1/2007 4:48:29 PM

Old Viking

When all else fails, try hysteria.

12/1/2007 6:50:43 PM
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