if your married and trust God
he will feed all of your family
rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex
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Condoms ARE a way of bypassing some of the hazards of having sex. So what? That IS their intended purpose.
If you are married yippie for you.
If you trust God you're delusional.
If you believe your God delusion will feed your family you're delusional AND an idiot.
Sex = Money and Food?
Wat?
If it's possible to get around the repercussions of unprotected sex, then, if you ask me, God probably wanted it that way.
The Arabs have a saying: "Trust in God, but tie your camel."
In other words, if you feel at ease believing in a higher power, bully for you, but don't expect said higher power to solve all your problems for you. Why were you given a brain and muscles if you weren't meant to think up solutions or work to implement them?
"if your married and trust God
he will feed all of your family
There are no starving christians? Not one?
rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex
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Yup... so... what are you trying to say again?
If God's omnipotent, couldn't he bypass the condom and make a woman pregnant anyway?
Damn, Fundie-God is pathetically weak.
I guess all those starving Christians in Africa can't be 'True Christians'(TM) then.
Incidentally, rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex
Um, yes.
Yeeeaaahh... Tell that to the people who have a family and no food. God is 'supposed' to provide for people, but... Then when it doesn't happen, oh, you can't blame God.
Ludicrous. If there were a just God fundies would be sterile.
"if your married and trust God
he will feed all of your family
[God being fundispeak for the taxpayer-funded welfare system]
rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex
[Well, DUH!]
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My dad comes from a family of seventeen children. Good French Canadian Catholic stock. Birth control was unheard of. He tells me that while none of them starved, they weren't exactly well fed either. My grandfather had to work at two or three jobs during the Depression to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table.
There's a reason neither he nor his siblings had any more than two or three kids.
Large families like that just don't make sense anymore, if they ever did.
Following your logic, why do we work, go to the doctor(specially if kids are sick)or get education, if God provides for us?. Why watching so much the minimal infraction, real or imaginary?. Sometimes I wonder what almighty means to you.
No, if you get a job and work hard, you will feed your family.
Stop using your religion as an excuse to weasel out of your responsibility as a parent.
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