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if your married and trust God

he will feed all of your family

rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex


tom roberts, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [12/1/2007 12:10:40 AM]
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Papabear

Condoms ARE a way of bypassing some of the hazards of having sex. So what? That IS their intended purpose.

If you are married yippie for you.

If you trust God you're delusional.

If you believe your God delusion will feed your family you're delusional AND an idiot.

12/1/2007 12:19:34 AM

Mike

Sex = Money and Food?

Wat?

12/1/2007 12:29:58 AM

BreeStar

If it's possible to get around the repercussions of unprotected sex, then, if you ask me, God probably wanted it that way.

12/1/2007 12:34:44 AM

SSJPunk

Condoms: Most of the good, none of the bad.

12/1/2007 12:37:28 AM

TB Tabby

The Arabs have a saying: "Trust in God, but tie your camel."

In other words, if you feel at ease believing in a higher power, bully for you, but don't expect said higher power to solve all your problems for you. Why were you given a brain and muscles if you weren't meant to think up solutions or work to implement them?

12/1/2007 12:50:49 AM

Jacob

Condoms seem like a way of getting around the repercussions of sex?! No way!

12/1/2007 1:11:12 AM

BunnyBoy

"if your married and trust God

he will feed all of your family


There are no starving christians? Not one?

rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex
"


Yup... so... what are you trying to say again?

12/1/2007 1:18:00 AM

484

Condoms have nothing to do with sex, dipshit.

12/1/2007 1:23:59 AM

Brainy

Yeah, wait around doing nothing and you'll find out how quickly the love of god will fill an empty stomach.

Idiot.

12/1/2007 1:26:28 AM

Rubyfruit

If God's omnipotent, couldn't he bypass the condom and make a woman pregnant anyway?

Damn, Fundie-God is pathetically weak.

12/1/2007 2:11:51 AM

Michael

@484 Picture:
Fundie Birth Control ROFLMAO!!!

I hope the fucking Rapture does happen so these fucking idiots are gone.

12/1/2007 2:57:00 AM

Anon

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate....

You know the lyrics.

12/1/2007 2:59:07 AM

solomongrundy

I guess all those starving Christians in Africa can't be 'True Christians'(TM) then.

Incidentally, rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex

Um, yes.

12/1/2007 3:24:51 AM

Athar

So if I told you your faith could feed you you'd happily starve to death.

12/1/2007 3:39:36 AM

Deep Search

Yeeeaaahh... Tell that to the people who have a family and no food. God is 'supposed' to provide for people, but... Then when it doesn't happen, oh, you can't blame God.

Ludicrous. If there were a just God fundies would be sterile.

12/1/2007 4:11:40 AM

Cabal

Read about Ireland and how it was managing about....half a century ago, even, dipshit.

12/1/2007 5:39:25 AM



I hope that he teaches her to spell and write too. And by the way, wouldn't this argument too be useful to premarital sex?, or just a slippery slope?

12/1/2007 5:52:39 AM

anevilmeme

Yep totally contradicting the fundie wife a few posts up that was bitching that her mate wasn't performing his "husbandly duties" upon her.

12/1/2007 6:44:44 AM

APD

...What the hell?

12/1/2007 7:08:59 AM

SaneChick

But the repercussion feels gooooooood....

12/1/2007 7:11:30 AM



Of course sex has repercusions.............and so do natural phenomena, illnesses and eating. Why should we make distinctions?

12/1/2007 7:39:28 AM

solomongrundy

@Cabal.

I'm confused: what happened in 1950's Ireland that's particularly relevant to this?

12/1/2007 8:00:41 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"if your married and trust God

he will feed all of your family

[God being fundispeak for the taxpayer-funded welfare system]

rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex

[Well, DUH!]
"

12/1/2007 8:03:10 AM

Blackvoice

rubbers seem a way of getting around the repercussion of sex

OMFG NO WAI!!!1!

12/1/2007 8:17:58 AM

flipper

I thought fundies hated welfare?

12/1/2007 8:51:48 AM
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