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#348498
Dirian
This is cool, I live next to I-35!
12/1/2007 12:42:23 AM
#348500
Necronomikron
Is that a cuckoo clock that I hear?
12/1/2007 12:45:43 AM
#348502
Mike
You expect to change laws to make them for fundie by setting people on fire? WTF?!
12/1/2007 12:48:03 AM
#348504
Michael
Fundies see God in highway signs now? Holy Shit!
12/1/2007 12:50:16 AM
#348506
Borborygmus
Reminds me of the Children's Crusade. When the Children reached the Mediterranian, they were astounded when the waters didn't part for them (after all they'd EXPECTED it!). This seems to be that kind of credulity. Pathetic, really...
12/1/2007 1:01:49 AM
#348509
Brainy
I may just be arguing semantics here, but its I-35 as in INTERSTATE, not highway. Either way though, you're fucking crazy.
12/1/2007 1:16:28 AM
#348518
Fanatic-Templar
Let’s [...] set people on fire
All right, I'm hopeful this doesn't mean what it sounds like, but I can't figure out what it does.
12/1/2007 1:37:00 AM
#348526
ArmandT
That whole article is fucking crazy. If evangelicals start marching down Iowa I'm running to Montreal.
12/1/2007 2:21:42 AM
#348527
Dewey
"set people on fire...get churches on fire"
Arson for Jesus Award!
12/1/2007 2:22:59 AM
#348530
D Laurier
Setting people on fire, is a violent and immoral act.
You try to set me on fire and I will break your arm.
12/1/2007 2:35:11 AM
#348533
footnotegirl
But, but... how are they going to get to Duluth. Their highway is already broken!
Well, halfway at least. I suppose that 35E would be easier to save along than the demonic Minneapolis-bound 35W.
12/1/2007 2:44:15 AM
#348539
mischief
this word literally. You keep on using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.
12/1/2007 2:59:47 AM
#348540
Aspie Dragon
@ Everybody:
When they say "set people on fire", they mean WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT, not literally.
However, it did give me an amusing mental image of a whole bunch of fundies marching down I-35 with lighters and gasoline. Or am I sick to find that amusing?
12/1/2007 3:02:24 AM
#348541
solomongrundy
What is it with Xians and the USA as God's chosen land?
The Bible's authors had no idea the Americas even existed.
12/1/2007 3:06:50 AM
#348542
EnemyPartyII
Yeah...um... religious groups have tried the whole "setting people on fire" thing before... usually it only ends up in bad press all around... *cough* Davidians *cough* Inquisition *cough cough*
12/1/2007 3:07:19 AM
#348550
Tiny Bulcher
Well, I dunno ... if the M25 is the Road To Hell, then I suppose an interstate could be the opposite ...
12/1/2007 3:36:59 AM
#348554
DoctorFunkopolis
Great, the face of the earth is pretty dusty, and could use a good literal sweeping. It'll keep your 'movement' out of our hair for a while too.
May I suggest starting with the mid-Atlantic?
12/1/2007 4:02:47 AM
#348562
Frank
That last line has me literally in stitches.
12/1/2007 5:11:40 AM
#348573
Isaiah knew all about twentieth century America, obviously.
They want laws to be changed so they can set churches on fire?
12/1/2007 5:49:41 AM
#348574
solomongrundy
“We expect laws to be changed in cities. We expect righteous leaders. We expect a movement, a reformation that will literally sweep the face of the earth.”
Then you are mistaken.
12/1/2007 5:49:46 AM
#348580
The rest of the world, however, expects a barbecue and they're not into that.
12/1/2007 5:58:42 AM
#348588
JD
trying to set anyone but your own twisted and insane volunteers on fire will result in extreme violence culminating in your own flaming end.
12/1/2007 6:18:36 AM
#348597
anevilmeme
"Follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road to Jeeezus!"
12/1/2007 6:39:29 AM
#348614
APD
If you did that, nobody would care. People would think you're crazy.
12/1/2007 7:11:49 AM
#348615
Raven Blackhawk
Arson for Jeezus seconded. I live near Interstate 35 too..... but I'm made of asbestos. Sorry.
12/1/2007 7:12:04 AM
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